Jeff @Fwrd_Bee
Male bacon in his nest, looking mad as hell. Academia Joined June 2011-
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There's an old saying in Schelling—I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling—that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again
This rules and I hate it theverge.com/2024/4/2/24117…
Hardest scene of all time and nobody has posted it
Hardest scene of all time and nobody has posted it https://t.co/0XuSt1kRWO
The all new 2024 Nissan al Gaib
The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer
Fear is the mind killer
See the problem is it’s likely I would have lost it all on Mt. Gox or Cryptsy or Dwolla or Poloniex or Bitomat or MyBitcoin or Tradehill or Bitstamp or Bitcoin Savings and Trust or Moolah or MyCoin or The DAO or Butterfly Labs or Bithumb or ShapeShift or QuadrigaCX or Bittrex o
See the problem is it’s likely I would have lost it all on Mt. Gox or Cryptsy or Dwolla or Poloniex or Bitomat or MyBitcoin or Tradehill or Bitstamp or Bitcoin Savings and Trust or Moolah or MyCoin or The DAO or Butterfly Labs or Bithumb or ShapeShift or QuadrigaCX or Bittrex o
Reposting my favorite love letter ever written: Major Sullivan Ballou's unsent letter to his wife on the eve of the First Battle of Bull Run of the American Civil War. One of the finest writings in the English language and it was meant for no other eyes besides a single woman.
oh my goddddd researchers built a smartwatch heart beat monitor that uses a slime mold for its operation. the slime mold has to be fed and cared for, so the users in the trial... developed an emotional attachment to it 😭😭
Me, age 7: Joy to the world! Barney's dead! They barbecued his head. What happened to his body? They flushed it down the potty (and round and round it goes) Wil Wheaton, trembling: Appalling. Unforgivable. Despicable.
It rocks how 120yrs ago a bunch of lounge suit wearing nerds at the Pennsylvanian Railroad hyped up on cocaine cough syrup and double fisting whole bottles of whiskey designed and built the best railroad of all time and then it was never done in North America again.
It rocks how 120yrs ago a bunch of lounge suit wearing nerds at the Pennsylvanian Railroad hyped up on cocaine cough syrup and double fisting whole bottles of whiskey designed and built the best railroad of all time and then it was never done in North America again.
the nfl’s conference championships will be played sunday. first the ravens and chiefs will play at 3:00 p.m. eastern time, then the lions and 49ers will play soon afterward. the winners of these two games will play one another in the super bowl two weeks later
I recommend watching more movies if you're sincerely mad about Oscar snubs. If you watch more movies, you will realize that maybe once ever, the best film has been awarded. It's a losing battle to treat the Oscars as an objective arbitrator of quality and taste.
I’m sorry why did nobody tell me that Michael Mann was this FILTHY with it? This was network TV?? In 1984?? I’m sorry Miami Vice I was unfamiliar with your game.
The roads in the St. Louis-region are BAD. Here’s a view from Imperial, MO this morning courtesy of Joe Lawson. #stlwx
A guy from Belton in seven layers of Carhartt who bought a lower level 50 yard line ticket for $17 next to the new season ticket holder from Lenexa wearing Patagonia
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I see your AI doomerism and raise you Toby Keith praising Mao Zedong
if i were given a piñata i don't think i would use a blindfold. i think i would be better at hitting without it
so far the only known use for incest is to make dogs look weird—why dont we harness incest to make a guy whos really good at Developing Code
This is the content the Biden regime is trying to hide from you
Buying one and entering it into that big dog show
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rationalizing this AI produced bop being in my head all the time because at least a human wrote the lyrics. and its a fuckin jam idc
BOY I SAY BOY, YOU JUST COULDN'T LISTEN TO YOUR OLE MASTER, HUH? NOW LOOK AT YA. COOKED LIKE A SMOKED BRISKET ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON. JUMPIN TO ALL THEM CONCLUSIONS ---- TSK TSK TSK. SO MUCH FOR ANI-ME. BOY, YOU BETRAYED YOUR WIFE AND YOURSELF. ITS A DARN SHAME, SON. A DARN SHAME
can we please make it a trend to have foghorn leghorn ramble to random anime characters please
you'll never guess what this is in response to
@DwDNJYEMSG This is what it must feel like to cum with a pussy Because if it’s even close I’m flaying to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time Fucking keep it bro if I can get this feeling…
NOW SEE HERE, BOY! WHATCHA GOTTA UNDERSTAND IS THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF ONE'S BIRTH ARE IRRELEVANT. SEE, YOU BEEN GIVIN' A GIFT, BOY. AND THAT GIFT IS CALLED LIFE. NOW, WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT GIFT? WELL THAT RIGHT THERE DETERMINES WHO YA ARE, BOY!
can we please make it a trend to have foghorn leghorn ramble to random anime characters please
Once again thinking about these comics from an old crossdressing magazine and how much fucking cunt they serve.
BOY, I SAY BOY, LET ME SHED SOME YOU ON YA! YA GOT TOO CARRIED, BOY! LET THAT BIG HEAD OF YOURS GOT TOO BIG FOR YOUR BRITCHES! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOD A DEATH, BOY!? MORE LIKE GOD OF OUT-OF-YOUR-DEPTH! YOU WANTED L SO BAD? WELL YER TAKIN' ONE NOW, BOY!
YA CALL YOURSELF A SAILOR, YA AINT EVEN GOT A BOAT! I AINT EVER SEEN YA RIG A JIB OR WEIGH AN ANCHOR! HAUL A FOREBRACE, OR SOMETHIN! YER HALF LEGS AN' Y'AINT GOT AN OUNCE A' SEA IN EITHER OF EM! RECKON YOU DONT KNOW YOUR LEEWARDS FROM YOUR EDWARDS, STARBOARDS FROM YOUR LARBOARDS~
can we please make it a trend to have foghorn leghorn ramble to random anime characters please
I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right
This is it. This is the best one of these posts ever, it’s over.
WATCH IT, I SAY WATCH IT BOY! YA WENT FOR THE CHIP KILL DIDN'TCHA! NOW LOOK ATCHA, HE PARRIED YA BEFORE THE FLASH! YA MADE THE 'WONG' DECISION! THAT'S A JOKE, BOY, YA MISSED IT, WENT RIGHT PAST YA, YA GOTTA KEEP ON YOUR TOES! INSTEAD OF GETTIN EM PARRIED!