FunnyRT @FunnyRT
We RT funny user submitted tweets and also RT some of our own faves FunnyRT.com Joined June 2009-
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RT @robhuebel: Whoever is putting hair on my bathroom floor: Nice prank. You got me. Hilarious. And you can stop with the wetdreams too.
RT @Aimee_B_Loved: I kinda look like Keyboard Cat when I pretend that I'm working.
RT @luckyshirt Imagine if we lived in a world wher stead of saying God Bless U after U sneeze, ppl said "Unicorn kiss!" & poked Ur stomach.
RT @paulfeig If U're a group of 4 or more & U're wlkng slowly, be sure 2 fan out across the sidewalk so that no one can pass U. Holiday fun!
RT @ikpanderson: Merry Christmas everyone! May all of your wildest fantasies be realized and then taken out of context and reportd on by TMZ
RT @michaelianblack: My daughter: "Why doesn't the alarm go off when Santa goes down the chimney?" Me: "Magic." My daughter: "Bullshit."
RT @fartparty: T-Pain lost his virginity at 10... because even at that age, he looked like a 45 yr old woman
RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Is there a sextoy that isn't marketed as a sextoy? BESIDES TickleMe Elmo? My grandma doesn't know what to get me for Xmas
RT @jackieclarke: Why is it necessary to text "I've arrived safely" or "I'm on my way home." Can't we assume I'm not dead?
RT @stephenfalk: So it turns out that Sarah Jessica Parker could have just, like, removed that mole at any time?
RT @hatethedrake: When you come to my house, please understand that it is "clothing optional." Also understand this rule does not apply to u
RT @maclizzy: Ho ho ho ho ho—oh no! http://bit.ly/7Y0iUK
RT @luckyshirt: Due to an unfortunate parental misstep, my daughter now occasionally calls her favorite stuffed animal a "fluffer".
RT @hatethedrake: I came up with this hilarious parody of a dating show. It's called CONVEYOR BELT OF LOVE. Oh crap...ABC's really doing it.
RT @marklisanti: Just plugged my name into the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator. Got back "You're already good to go, bro!" Disappointing.
RT @SarahKSilverman: "Fiend" and "friend" look the same at a glance, especially if you're a drug friend
RT @EugeneMirman: Looking around my flight headed to Copenhagen I'm realizing that everyone there will look like a villain from Die Hard.
RT @realrossnoble: I am dislexic and my tweets will be spelled wrong anyone who has a problem with that is a Funt
RT @jackieclarke : enjoyed the couple who sampled all the wines at the at the airport bar. someone shld tell them they're at an AIRPORT BAR.
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