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It's a God damn shame more Christians aren't as concerned about the pastors, preachers, and clergy who are raping children as they are about Easter falling on the same day as Trans Visibility Day.
Greatest scene & writing of all time #MontyPython
THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!
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How does a puppet sit on a stool? (Neat Stuff To Know & To Do, 1988)
They're all about pro-life until you remind them that 20 Sandy Hook students should be prepping for their high school graduation this year.
Happy Muppet Christmas Carol Day!
So let me understand. There are no doctors in Texas, and apparently no men, who are willing to stand up for Kate. Do I have that right?
Welcome to the party, pal.
The catholic church SHOULD be more concerned with priests molesting children.
The catholic church SHOULD be more concerned with priests molesting children.
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Happy Thanksgiving, including to these NYers I saw having a full Thanksgiving dinner on the L last night.
The thing I want to point out about this headline is that men are never called "outspoken," they just speak.
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Good guy Spike.
"I ate the Nazis" said Spike. "You mean you hate the Nazis?" asked Drusilla. "That as well" he replied.
@janedazey It's crazy how much Billy Idol ripped off this look.
@janedazey And the hai🔥only Spike can make spiky hair works.
@EchoFarAndFaint he had a lock necklace, a bunch of safety pins, a black vest, lightwash jeans, and a dream
@janedazey The costume designer was really like: I’m just going to put a bunch of safety pins on this shirt because that’s “punk”, and somehow he made it look incredibly hot. That’s acting, baby!!
for years tv shows have been looking to answer the question has any man ever looked as good as spike did in that one episode of buffy the vampire slayer? and the answer has always been No
@JeffreyToobin Why can't the Senate subpoena Clarence and ask him about this?
In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case. #SCOTUS
@EWErickson You yourself called it an insurrection captain inbred
@EWErickson Funny that YOU called it an insurrection. No morals? Standards? Nothing at all to you, Erickson?
@EWErickson Nope! It was an insurrection by legal definition and common sense. When a large group of people forcibly entered the Capitol building in an attempt to disrupt the Congressional certification of the Electoral College vote, thereby opposing the formal and legal transition of…
@EWErickson You should actually read court cases and judgments, because clearly you haven’t.
@EWErickson Congratulations on all the community notes. 👏
It was absolutely an insurrection. A crowd was summoned, briefed, whipped up, and directed on the only day possible for their efforts to disrupt the Constitutionally designated process for turnover of power. A failed insurrection is still very much an insurrection.
There was no insurrection. That is a left/media talking point. It was a riot, yes. It was not an insurrection. Those who believe this don't actually care about the truth though.
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Today's severe weather is driven by a potent trough becoming negatively tilted & forcing rapid cyclogenesis. This trough and associated surface cyclone are anomalously intense for this time of year, with the potential for this cyclone to set record low May MSLP in the Dakotas.