Dusty Oracle @DustyOracle

Yet another grumpy old bastid 💢with an X account. I’m not going to care if you end up offended. Anti-Sugar propagandist.#SaveTheGongo 不機嫌な爺さん United States Joined September 2022

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The Independent @Independent

2 days ago

Utah is so bone dry amid drought that a squirrel and kids with matches started separate brush fires independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

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Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy

2 days ago

@Newsweek

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Charlotte @Charlotte136462

5 days ago

I thought she was making soup but...

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Dusty Oracle @DustyOracle

5 days ago

@todayyearsold “If you love something, let it get lost…”

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New York Post @nypost

5 days ago

Rosie O’Donnell explains why she decided to reveal secret facelift: ‘People are lying about everything’ trib.al/Kep9Bgv

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Dusty Oracle @DustyOracle

6 days ago

@DrMatthewBrock @ingelramdecoucy @evanwch Same, and I repost blind as well

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Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy

a week ago

@evanwch

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Dusty Oracle @DustyOracle

6 days ago

@ingelramdecoucy I can’t fix her, I know that. But then, the ones broken like that are a wild, if dangerous, ride… and I’ve had a good run.

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Dusty Oracle @DustyOracle

7 days ago

@TheCriticalDri1 @NeuralDerp It took me a couple of runthroughs, but

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recon @longshotrecon

a week ago

@dial_the_gate @MichaelShanks Did some leg work, The phone number for culver studios is (310) 202-1234 follow the prompts press 2 for amazon studios, ask for Blair Fetter.

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

a week ago

In America, a stranger will say "bless you" when you sneeze. It is meant to be nothing. A reflex. They do not even look up. I know this. That is the problem. The first time, I sneezed in a grocery line. The man behind me said "bless you" and kept scrolling his phone. He had guarded my soul. In its weakest moment, when it tried to leave my body, he called it back. Then he forgot he had done it. Where I am from, a debt like this is repaid over three generations. I turned to thank him. He was already gone. So I started a list. Every voice that has ever caught my soul mid-flight and asked for nothing in return. The list is forty-one names long. I will never find them all. So I have chosen a different path. If I cannot repay them, I will become the one who guards. Now I stand near the registers. Silent. Listening for the moment a soul tries to flee. Yesterday I blessed four sneezes, two coughs, and one shopping cart whose wheel cried out as it passed. The cart, I admit, was a mistake. But I could not take the risk. Its soul, at least, is safe. Has anyone here ever heard a soul leaving, and known you were the only one close enough to call it back?

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Dusty Oracle @DustyOracle

7 days ago

@japan_nobunaga “The cart, I admit, was a mistake. But I could not take the risk.”

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Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro

a week ago

THE PINK TOASTERS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee

a week ago

🚨 TOASTER UPDATE: I now have a MOTHERFKING FOURTH PINK TOASTER. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I think I’m starting to truly understand how Marvin Heemeyer felt. 😑 (Happy Killdozer Day, to those who celebrate.) I’m so pissed off at @amazon and their utter incompetence at this point, that I’m ready to

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Dusty Oracle @DustyOracle

a week ago

@japan_nobunaga I’m going to have to add a room just to display my growing collection of your quotes:

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

a week ago

USA. Summer. It is 95 degrees outside, and I am shivering inside a sandwich shop. I have discovered how Americans forge strong souls. Outside, the sun is trying to kill everyone. Inside this small restaurant, it is winter. My breath does not fog, but it is thinking about it. A man near me is eating a cold sandwich while wearing a jacket. In summer. Indoors. In Japan we would simply turn it down. Americans do not turn it down. And now I understand them better than they understand themselves. This cold is not an accident. This cold is a gift. The owner has built, inside his shop, a second season. He invites you in from the brutal heat and hands you the one thing the sun has denied you all day: a reason to be cold. To endure it is to be tempered. You walk in soft and sweating. You walk out sharp and clear, a slightly stronger person than you were. So I did not complain. I removed my outer layer and offered it to the woman at the next table, who was hugging herself. She said, "Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you." She was not fine. Her lips were blue. But she, too, understood the training. She would not break first. I respected her deeply. The owner asked if everything was okay. "It is perfect," I said, through my teeth, which were chattering. "Thank you for the winter." He said, "...I can turn the AC down if you want?" I told him no. A man does not ask the mountain to be shorter. I stayed two hours. I ordered a hot coffee to survive. Then a second one, to hold. By the end I could no longer feel my hands, but my spirit had never been clearer. So now, on the hottest days, I seek out the coldest rooms. I sit. I shiver. I sharpen. And when I finally step back out into the summer heat, and it wraps around me like a warm bath, I feel it. Reborn. A man who has survived the winter, in August, indoors, for the price of a sandwich.

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Dusty Oracle @DustyOracle

a week ago

@AngelaBelcamino @shelbystardust @BradWCAttorney I bet she’s got what she thinks is a forehead hidden up there… she wore the hat to try and avoid you catching on to her plagiarism.