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Can I pet that dawwg?
How the hell does NSH give up those goals?
This right here is the reason I own my golf course. In Northwest Indiana there's really no place for mom's or dad's to teach their daughter's or sons how to golf. Owning this golf course is a pain in the ass a lot of times, but when I see this I know it's worth it
No, YOU ordered 2lbs of Watermelon Jolly Ranchers.
This is pretty amazing. Humuhumu as sung by the Rose Street School Chorus. youtu.be/SeWXR39fS1c?fe…
But but but, @livgolf_league rules. Absolute joke of a league.
But but but, @livgolf_league rules. Absolute joke of a league.
My father has got to be the only person on Earth who buys unfrosted @PopTartsUS, right? Each day, I fear we stray further from God.
PLEASE SHARE: 7-year old, Jahi Dade is missing. He was last seen leaving the Marshall's on Jefferson Rd in Henrietta around 8:45PM tonight. He was last seen wearing a white t-shirt, blue jacket and black jeans. Call 911 w/any info. @news10nbc
Listen, I love you all, but some of you would be first-round picks in nightmare blunt rotations.
RIP Jerome, you would have loved @Arbys free sandwich month.
I honestly think I should be compensated by @NurtecODT. I'm out here doing a lot of their heavy lifting.
Wake up, babe. JerBear dropped a new track.
🎶 Don't fuck it, you Muppet. It's not that deep. 🎶
Scheffler isn't human.
Has anyone seen the sun in the last ~30 days? Asking for Upstate NYers.
Kelz 🔮 @gratefulkelzz
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5K Followers 3K Following Trumpet with Monumental Brass Quintet. Lover of live and recorded music, beer, cooking, friends, and Phish. Savant sometimes, fuck off Elon you fucking doucheBobby Fucking Weaver @im7below
4K Followers 5K Following *Not actually Bob Weaver, US Wrestler, but instead a parody account of a muumuu wearing drummer who also parodies Bob Weaver, while playing a vaccuum ⭕ 7 BELOW!C.P. @dribbledfiddler
1K Followers 1K Following Conceived in the 70’s, born in the 80’s. Chicago sports fan. Frank Zappa, Grateful Dead, and tDB freak. President of the Sam Altman fan club.D’Pez Poopsie @Gregrock
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79 Followers 5K FollowingAdmiral Nelsons Ghost @SlanginMud69
190 Followers 261 Following Marshall Tucker Band enthusiast, jerk chicken, Colorado AvalancheGuyThatLikesCats @AidenOC15900910
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40 Followers 5K FollowingPaul Clement’s Burn.. @v80NonEquityPtr
177 Followers 503 Following | Ex- Cravath | Pronouns: Super/Lawyer | Private School Product | Interests include: securities litigation, Rx and Widespread Panic |PosterDan™ @posterdan
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10 Followers 739 FollowingHello my name is: Sho.. @juvenilesuccess
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77 Followers 5K Followingcowboy tony @groovy_tony
704 Followers 2K Following 47, alcoholic, unemployed, activist, bisexual, mom to 3 kids, & 5 dogs, vegan, unstable, divorced, widow, dead inside, chicken nuggets addict 🇵🇸LJ 🕒🕗 @ljsdaman
1K Followers 952 Following I like ⭕️Phish⭕️ I dislike salad. Social Worker. Talents include napping, ping pong, and doodling on bar napkins.Tim @tdorty64
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205 Followers 406 Following The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed ‼️ HTnick @_nicktator
465 Followers 2K Following worst tweeter on this app, third coolest. tweets may contain @goosetheband contentNiamh Gemmill @gemm_nia
28 Followers 5K FollowingMike Jacobs @hurricanemike_
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405 Followers 2K Following augh naw not the bees... not the bees!!!! auhhh they're in my eyes.. my eyes!!! ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhAshin Kusher II @panicdawg1013
237 Followers 177 Following Constantly pissed off by this app. Enjoyer of Panic, DAWGS, geebs, the wire, and Brock bowers #TurnJojoUproman✨️ @riverportgin
1K Followers 716 Following unofficial unpaid phish promoter | phan since 2023 | they/them 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | 19 years old | #B4LShamus Rockfleet @DukeDog4L
41 Followers 39 Following James Madison University class of ‘13. BMW 330 xi #foreign. Pit viper owner.Kelz 🔮 @gratefulkelzz
5K Followers 5K Following She/Her 🏳🌈🏳️⚧️, BLM, Auburn Tigers & World Champion Braves, just be cool🌹⚡🐻🦉🐐⭕️🫧 DJ Brownie @Marc_Brownstein
21K Followers 2K Following Founder @HeadCountOrg Bass @disco_biscuits #B4L 🌲👽🌲 Amateur Cultural Anthropologist 🫧😃Greg Sarafan™ @GSarafan
27K Followers 1K Following litigator, @HeadCountOrg Regional Coordinator,🌲👽🌲 #B4L • ⭕ • 💀🌹⚡️ • #StarWars • 🏳️🌈 • CatDad 🐈⬛️ • PlantDad 🪴,Ennui’d @BradLeeOnBass
4K Followers 4K Following Aspiring Know-It-All 🎤 Words from out a silk trombone 🎶 Sharing the things we know and love with those of my kind 🎵 *Not responsible for lost or stolen facesyburyug @yburyug
4K Followers 5K Following Used a computer once, but I didn't inhale. Mostly shitposting. Also talking about programming, cities & urbanism, real estate & my cats. Down 2 clown 🐟 he/theyJesse @JesseMixMan
6K Followers 2K Following If life were easy and not so fast, I wouldn’t think about the pastRyan Storm @ry_storm
9K Followers 1K Following Podcast host @stormypodcast @aatgoosepod @thingsofgoldpod on @osirispod. Music Journalist. Fanbase Promoter. Huge nerd. #StormSoundKatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch
13K Followers 1K Following the gal who cant name 3 songs ⭕️⚡️🐠🌷🐝🦋♟️ Zappa • Grateful Dead • Phish • Muppets • Chess𖤐 zach from minnes.. @Zachsamaphone
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5K Followers 3K Following don’t let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere ⚡️ polar seltzer enthusiastEmo on Eras Tour (N3 .. @East_Coast_Emo
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444 Followers 728 Following Husband, Father, Developer WB Games. Tweets are my own. ⭕️ ⚽️ ⛷️ 🚴♂️ 🥾SEC Baseball @SECbaseball
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759 Followers 253 Following Premier Talent Scout for Jackson, Mississippi|Don't text me unless you wear Costas or Maui Jims|Best In the Business|29 Executive positions held by my talent4x AFCE CHAMPS Proud .. @greenmelonstudi
2K Followers 5K Following Ohio die hard Bills fan, proud #billsmafia member. Everyone has their “thing”, the Buffalo Bills are my thing! Etsy shop owner and a FT healthcare workerTILS MAFIA 🦬 @tils2190
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44 Followers 338 Following New here. Dad, Musician, Into the music of The Disco Biscuits, Phish, Steve Kimock, Dogs In A Pile. Can't do live shows due to claustrophobia panic attacks.Rik’s Picks Vol.1 @ejstefanowicz
885 Followers 794 Following Fan of a Connecticut based jam band | Music Publicist | Former Chef | Grateful Dead Enthusiast | Severe Wx |✈️Ken @CleghornKen
3K Followers 4K Following The sky was yellow and the sun was blue! : the only good head is a Dead Head! BLM !! The shoe is on the hand it fits. $cleg76/I’m also a leftyKeystoneTieDye @KeystoneTieDye
1K Followers 1K Following Support #handmade (🎨);-} ❤⚡💙 There's a Tie Dye for everyone!!! DM if you see something you like or want us to make a custom for you😊TaraBull @TaraBull808
668K Followers 21K Following #SpacesHost | Truth Slayer | ↗️ Subscribe & I'll follow you • Let's end the establishment media • ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏꜱɪᴛʏ. ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛʏ. ᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪɴᴛᴇɢʀɪᴛʏ.Gino Fanelli @GinoFanelli
7K Followers 419 Following Journalist and photographer at @wxxinews. Banjoman and catdad. Got news tips? Send them to [email protected]Circle Thebaggins �.. @Huludrock
221 Followers 714 Following #voiceactor who plays brass, guitar/bass, drums, sports, vidya games, golf. Contrarian. IT Ops for a University to try and pay the Bills. Ask me about my voiceEdward Plumpkin @moxbuncher419
150 Followers 144 Following Marist ‘03 | Father to 3, Husband to 1 | Eater. | Member of the Dangerous Nights Crew | $3 Tropicalia Enjoyer | Tweets are my own.Shua | Herbfather.eth @BirdLawShua
2K Followers 4K Following Shua /shwä/ like Guava. Artist. INFP. Positive Vibrations. Philly Sports. B4L 🌲👽🌲Jim Wilson @JimWils88595484
1K Followers 1K Following Dead Head, magic busman, reality based economist(Keynesian)Alpharetta Tweezer @SquareGrosvenor
939 Followers 749 Following “Peace, Love, & Happiness” - HendrixCol Bruce @TheHenryParsons
590 Followers 638 Following FGW. TMH3. Auburn '19. Fearlessly, the idiot faces the crowd.copernicus @InMyBoiseBag
47 Followers 51 Following Clapton (when asked what it is like being the greatest guiter player ever), "I don't know, ask Trey Anastasio." sports & various other jam band odditiesTom Banjo @TJStJerome
7K Followers 6K Following “My dog he turned to me and he said, Let's head back to Tennessee Jed” Lawyer Notre Dame #GoIrishNate Bordash @dashbordarmy
732 Followers 1K Following US Army Retired Flint, MI Born and Raised, Happily Married and positive person, WTED for the win!!! “Water your palm trees” 🌴 Life is good!!MK82 @MK82PartyCrew
733 Followers 2K Following Raging Moderate, Deadhead, Billy Goat, Trial Lawyer, Husband, Father, Grandfather, Hockey player and Member of Party Crew of 82!!!analogkid77 @analogkid77
38 Followers 139 Following Live music enthusiast, Cleveland sports (Browns, Guardians, Cavs) fanatic.Millie Strings @heylittlemillie
1K Followers 1K Following widespread panic enjoyer, two year old gobbler enthusiast, train songs listener. Fish fear me. #blackdogsmatter #betterinbottomlandʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ @DrewFromTV
556K Followers 394 Following It makes zero professional or business sense to be on this platform anymore. Find me on Threads, Instagram or BlueSky (DrewFromTV on all)Joe May @joemaymusic
317 Followers 627 Following Joe May’s Month of Mondays. Songwriter, Producer, Vintage KeysAdmiral Nelsons Ghost @SlanginMud69
190 Followers 261 Following Marshall Tucker Band enthusiast, jerk chicken, Colorado AvalancheTyler Xansbrough @deaconblue420
291 Followers 187 Following I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets. Tarheels. Grass. DMB. Panic. #HeelsBruhTodd Hallidy @ToddHallidy
4K Followers 1K Following Morning Anchor, #TheMorningNews NewsRadio @wham1180 @iheartmedia Rochester, NY. https://t.co/1mNAs9VkZJ Don't insult me and you won't be blocked.GuyThatLikesCats @AidenOC15900910
143 Followers 313 Following gizzhead | 15 | male | pan | psychology nerd | music guy | YouTuber? | PPC fan | I like cats | ADHD | Trans Rights! | pfp by @GreenArloStufRunaway Greg⭕ry @gpz95
738 Followers 2K Following Has been to Gamehendge 🍩📖🦎🔌 Was told I like 'Low tier D1 college basketball' 🏀 Marketing Professional 👔 Blocked by Patrick Reed on Twitter ⛳Actual Names @ActualNames1
88K Followers 3K Following Purveyor of the finest in luxury silly names from genealogical and other sources.New town every hour @TownsUsa
37K Followers 748 Following Randomly chosen town every hour. Photos from Google Places API and Wikimedia commons api🌱Karen Richards �.. @kreacher37
183 Followers 713 Following Mum, Grandma. Passionate about education and growing veggies. Low carb lifestyle. Living with FSHD. Destiny and Sci-fi fan. Astro pics my husband’s.Watching the Pine Creek Lodge accomodations sell out in real time as I was trying to text friends was wild 😭 I'm next door, thou, at the campground for the moment unless I can find something better. See you folks in Montana 😎
Y’all see this? I’m one of the good people. Such a good time mofo!!
Met this old fart named @footiusmaximus2 last weekend.. he even let me wash my ass in the hotel pool. My first Twitter friend, cheers!!!
The one good thing about my job is that we have a company-wide slack channel purely dedicated to sharing photos of the ducks & ducklings that live on campus
Just got my very first credit card at the age of 29 years old
@lizzielulu_ Like for fun It didn’t make him act like the people I saw freaking out on cops tho but I was still very shocked that he was just casually smoking it and having a good time 😂
@geyanastasio @widsprdhispanic Boooo You’re not gonna be a diamond someday 🚫💎
@bizzedmypants Made the switch and it changed my life. Unlocked all 5 chakra gates and achieved spiritual enlightenment. I am no longer held down to this material world
I need a chicken Caesar wrap like I need air to breathe.
Someone from nug and I’s yoga class stole her necklace she got from her brother and I’m not surprised some namaste bitch would steal a fucking friendship necklace.
Daily @TrustTheData MLB Pick Guardians Over 3.5 Runs -140 Record: 19-15 (55.9%) Units: +1.99 Streak: W3 ⚾️The Guardians have scored 4+ runs in 20 games out of 28 ⚾️Since the 2023 All-Star Break, Hunter Brown has a 7.11 ERA (81 IP) ⚾️The Astros bullpen has a 4.95 ERA this…