just another 𓆏 in the machine @icumwhenucry
I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on tv from the hills Joined January 2014-
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when a coffeehead says something so morningsodaphobic that you gotta em with that 7 am dr pepper stare
🚬 just a little something to take the edge off
gun in my purse, bitch I came dressed to kill
In honor of Spider-Man 2 being back in theaters I had to bring back this iconic video
She built just like me, camel toe and all
She built just like me, camel toe and all
It’s always “hi mommy” and never “I venmo’ed you $100 mommy” 😔
For all of you wondering “Gee I never thought Drew Carey would pop his wig at a Phish show at the Sphere” here’s what my car looks like haha
A large Backyard BBQ 🙂↕️
A large Backyard BBQ 🙂↕️ https://t.co/f3D2CCkWJ6
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There’s a sweet, mostly-outdoor cat from my neighborhood named “Murph” who hadn’t come home yesterday, so his owner asked people to keep an eye out. This morning, the bar down the street posted security cam footage showing him coming into the bar last night. Today, they found…
"you are dead to me" with nothing else is such a strong sentiment I should use that sometime lol
Ariana’s texts submitted to evidence #PumpRules
@crankyboricua on the one hand I hated that clip of her live the other day mentioning Katie but on the other hand, I loved her random cameo to someone saying be careful cz if ppl say you light up a room, you may end up murdered fjfjjfjff
Would anyone on here like two tickets to Say Anything at Brooklyn Paramount for May 10th for $120? I won't even force you to hang out with me.
@icumwhenucry I love this post because im an idiot and trying to pronounce Wichita lineman in dierberg in my head was a fucking wild ride
@icumwhenucry Does that mean at 29y/o you don't have credit?
@icumwhenucry if its one where you have no interest for a year its literally free money run that shit up tonight 🤑🤑🤑
@icumwhenucry it’s only dangerous when you’re 18 with a 3k limit working at Abercrombie. If you set up autopay you’ll be fine.
@JeremyLLandis @JesseMixMan @icumwhenucry The American Express Hilton Rewards can earn you a lot of free stays. Best rewards program imo
@icumwhenucry Credit cards are great. Charge everything you buy, then pay it off before you get charged interest. Spend the banks money, protect yours and earn points/cash back. Just don’t let it slip and owe interest
@icumwhenucry Also, if you have great cash flow or an emergency fund reserve the 0% introductory APR offers can be great leverage. I invest my cash flow in stock index funds and just use the CC until the 0% intro is done, then pay it off in full. This can be dangerous but not if done right.
@icumwhenucry Yeah, phooey to those people. I've had credit cards for 28+ years and have never missed a payment or paid interest or fees. They protect you from fraudulent charges (much more difficult to deal with fraud charges on a debit card) and they have other benefits and perks.
@icumwhenucry The Meters absolutely crush though... youtube.com/watch?v=4lh4UN…
@icumwhenucry I have the amazon chase visa card (assuming that's the same thing) and I have it set up for auto pay! I'd def do it if u can cz I can't remember shit and cc companies are bitches when ure lateee
@icumwhenucry If you can stay on top of it, it’s a very useful firewall against your real money. If it gets lost or stolen or compromised, it’s the bank’s money, and they take care of it.