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No President had done more for gas production in the United States than Donald J. Trump
Man no wonder things suck more than usual
i know nyc isn't the first city to ever experience an earthquake but imagine how los angelenos would react if they, one day, suddenly, ate a delicious, fresh bagel in their city
🚨 Breaking: New report this morning reveals that a primary shareholder in a Chinese spyware app injected 8 figures into a flailing business run by Hunter Biden right at the moment that he needed a cash infusion to handle his legal problems. Alert @RepJamesComer
Something we tend to forget about Trump's covid response was that he made things much worse by cutting multiple government positions tasked with overseeing pandemic response. A reporter called him out on that four years ago today. x.com/atrupar/status…
Something we tend to forget about Trump's covid response was that he made things much worse by cutting multiple government positions tasked with overseeing pandemic response. A reporter called him out on that four years ago today. x.com/atrupar/status…
You think well traveled people can't be bigots but wait until I tell you about all of history
President Biden, speaking at a Texas fundraiser: "Just the other day, this defeated looking man came up to me and said: 'Mr. President I need your help. I'm in crushing debt. I'm completely wiped out.' I had to say, 'Donald, I can't help you'."
This was a great night for Glenn Close because after 37 years she’s finally off the hook for being the stock reference for an emotionally disregulated woman who might be about to kill you. #steepedinblood
I do think we should crack down on some immigration--particularly South Africans whose family made their fortune through apartheid.
lol
While posing for selfies in LA, @POTUS switched a customer’s phone to selfie mode. Customer surprised POTUS knew how to do that. “After the last guy, the bar’s on the floor,” POTUS responded
Don't walk out into traffic.
Don't walk out into traffic.
How Trump will pay the $ half billion in new court judgments? It will be complicated: He surely has bank liens on his property and signed a personal guaranty for the Deutsche Bank loans, and may also have liquidity requirements to maintain the loans.
Is Tucker still in Moscow? He will be amazed by the low price of human life in Putin's Russia.
“a 12-hour hunger strike” lol
If over 300 of your state and local police can’t stop one school shooter in Uvalde there’s no way in hell you’re going to be able to successfully secure your border on your own.
Pretty sure they belong to whomever is hosting Meet the Press.
Pretty sure they belong to whomever is hosting Meet the Press.
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A gravel pit in deep blue Watertown, South Dakota might seem like a strange place to meet a Trump supporter. But over the cries of a dying puppy, you can hear whispers that Biden is the reason shotgun shells are $2 a piece.
@billcaskey @tribelaw So much for no man is above the law
One of those days when you marvel that Jeff Sessions was Trump's least awful AG and it wasn't even close.
@TriTexan Strange. I expeced the steering on Elon's truck to only get stuck in a far right position.
President Biden: The 2024 election is in full swing and yes, age is an issue. I'm a grown man running against a six-year-old
@smilinmonkey89 @Drichsumbich @BettyBowers Big guys, with tears in their eyes...
Trump is losing his grip inch by inch on the GOP with every hour of this trial. Don’t believe me? Ask Speaker Johnson.
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Shocker and whatnot.
@RadioFreeTom !! I read last week that EV sales overall are down, but that is *only* because of Tesla because all the other manufacturers are doing better than last year. Maybe it wasn't so genius to alienate the core demographic for your product (AKA "liberals").
Democrats and Republicans both call each other Nazis sometimes. People who proudly identify as Nazis sure seem to know which side is right.
@Lo_Stine @hugolowell They agreed to release 1 name on Sunday....it's Sunday
Can we all just acknowledge that they wouldn’t be saying this so full throatily against another Republican if they didn’t know it was a fact?
Republican Congressman Gonzales: I serve with some real scumbags. Matt Gaetz, he paid minors to have sex with him at drug parties.
@AdamParkhomenko @MeidasTouch The one positive thing I'll say about Matt Gaetz is he always slows down in school zones