BEEF BRAINS @DoubleBeefSalad
just gonna get the scrambled egg out of my brain if you want some thats cool Joined June 2021-
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robbie williams is like that annoying flamboyant auntie that has a holiday home in spain and drinks too much at family gatherings
please can we have a jason statham action film where he says 'nunight' to a baddy just before erasing them
When you're this fat, floating in the swimming pool is just a nice break from gravity
@rorysutherland an idea on how to improve the hotel check out. When checking in customer chooses between "quick check out" or "luxury check out". Then either supply a quick keycard drop off OR access to "the check out lounge", simular to the lounge before catching a flight.
@rickygervais didnt see your name in the writing credits of BBC Peacock. Will they publish a written apology in The Times?
imagine being NETFLIX and not being able to keep hold of 'the hangover' series
why has america got 4 fathers anyway. did its mum get around?
i love the way you ignore me its so romantic
@jk_rowling Astounding seeing you use your writing talent for sarcastic, antagonistic posts designed to upset people. No matter what you believe, you write your books to inspire and spread joy, why should that change when using twitter? Validation from sharing your different opinion??!
we all cut too much cheese from the block on purpose. 'oops ill have to eat it now, i can't stick it back on' we say to ourselves... we are all absolutely pathetic
godfearing as a personality trait? sorry no
samuel L jackson in a uk bread advert. advertising has now not only ruined the internet, it has now made someone who has £250 million, look like a cvnt on tb for another 5 mill.
i think the big brother tv franchise is a pretty good physical demonstration of social media
never get your aerosol and your anusol mixed up
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