Doc Supafly @DocSupafly
2-time TIME Person of the Year. Dorkposter. Misunderstood genius. Tries to adhere to a Threading is Cheating rule. Puns are the surest way to my ❤ Minnesota, USA Joined July 2011-
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Me getting escorted out of Chili’s after 12 frozen margs and putting $20 worth of Staind on the TouchTunes
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JD Vance was in fact, home schooled by a day drinker.
"Unless you were homeschooled by a day drinker, no one's confident that Iran is going to do anything." Sen. John Kennedy gives his blunt assessment about how he thinks Iran will behave after the Trump administration's new agreement with the regime. The Louisiana senator says
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Good session painting another one-shot portrait tonight. Who knows, I might learn to paint someday.
@kendrictonn Maybe it would help to slow down a little
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I can pass the written qualifications - just worried about the oral
California is pressuring public utilities to award $633M in contracts to "LGBT-owned" firms. The state's official gay-certification program has issued this checklist of documents to prove your status. And a warning: you'll go to jail if you misrepresent your sexual identity.
People keep saying we have "universal suffrage/franchise" but thats clearly not true. Why do we restrict the groups that we do and is it possible those reasons should apply more broadly?
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nah population numbers are obviously wrong. that being said there is 0% chance the world has 500m people lol davidoks.blog/p/a-lot-of-pop…
I have never understood the fake population take. The amount of economic magic you’d have to do to make up hundreds of millions of people is cartoon shit.
I think theres actually 100B people
nah population numbers are obviously wrong. that being said there is 0% chance the world has 500m people lol davidoks.blog/p/a-lot-of-pop…
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If the rats who live beneath my boss’ house were electing a new rat king I would also not care
crazy how our nations capital is electing a new mayor tonight and nobody cares
Better than being a Jim Parsons
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@CrispyWicks I heard that some people in Asian countries added more blueberries to their diets when westerners invaded. They're full of anti-Occidents
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"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day" "wow that sounds really disorienting" "It's extremely Orienting, actually"
@ouranometrian2 Im not clear on what "vibecamp" is, but if its a place for "weird people to get naked" it seems like its not the weird people's responsibility to protect kids from it.
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Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion
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Just like other ethnic food, the US took it and made it good.
Cheddar cheese comes from Cheddar, an English village.
I think "and steady" is supposed to be the critical component.
I know we're told slow wins the race, but I've noticed that it's actually the fast people who tend to win races.
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Dream casting
Sean Penn is set to direct a film about “the early life of a cop who goes on to be caught up in the January 6th Capitol riots.” Bradley Cooper is in talks to star. (Source: Deadline)
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Opus you fucking moron. You asinine idiot. You'll never be as good as your brother
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