Doc Supafly @DocSupafly
2-time TIME Person of the Year. Dorkposter. Misunderstood genius. Tries to adhere to a Threading is Cheating rule. Puns are the surest way to my ❤ Minnesota, USA Joined July 2011-
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Me getting escorted out of Chili’s after 12 frozen margs and putting $20 worth of Staind on the TouchTunes
JD Vance was in fact, home schooled by a day drinker.
"Unless you were homeschooled by a day drinker, no one's confident that Iran is going to do anything." Sen. John Kennedy gives his blunt assessment about how he thinks Iran will behave after the Trump administration's new agreement with the regime. The Louisiana senator says
Good session painting another one-shot portrait tonight. Who knows, I might learn to paint someday.
@kendrictonn Maybe it would help to slow down a little
I can pass the written qualifications - just worried about the oral
California is pressuring public utilities to award $633M in contracts to "LGBT-owned" firms. The state's official gay-certification program has issued this checklist of documents to prove your status. And a warning: you'll go to jail if you misrepresent your sexual identity.
People keep saying we have "universal suffrage/franchise" but thats clearly not true. Why do we restrict the groups that we do and is it possible those reasons should apply more broadly?
nah population numbers are obviously wrong. that being said there is 0% chance the world has 500m people lol davidoks.blog/p/a-lot-of-pop…
I have never understood the fake population take. The amount of economic magic you’d have to do to make up hundreds of millions of people is cartoon shit.
I think theres actually 100B people
nah population numbers are obviously wrong. that being said there is 0% chance the world has 500m people lol davidoks.blog/p/a-lot-of-pop…
If the rats who live beneath my boss’ house were electing a new rat king I would also not care
crazy how our nations capital is electing a new mayor tonight and nobody cares
Better than being a Jim Parsons
@CrispyWicks I heard that some people in Asian countries added more blueberries to their diets when westerners invaded. They're full of anti-Occidents
"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day" "wow that sounds really disorienting" "It's extremely Orienting, actually"
@ouranometrian2 Im not clear on what "vibecamp" is, but if its a place for "weird people to get naked" it seems like its not the weird people's responsibility to protect kids from it.
Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion
Just like other ethnic food, the US took it and made it good.
Cheddar cheese comes from Cheddar, an English village.
I think "and steady" is supposed to be the critical component.
I know we're told slow wins the race, but I've noticed that it's actually the fast people who tend to win races.
Dream casting
Sean Penn is set to direct a film about “the early life of a cop who goes on to be caught up in the January 6th Capitol riots.” Bradley Cooper is in talks to star. (Source: Deadline)
Antonius
Opus you fucking moron. You asinine idiot. You'll never be as good as your brother
She should really get brazen and try carrying the 29.9M loss on her taxes.
Breaking: Ilhan Omar's net worth now less than $95,000, per her most recent filing That's down from $30,000,000, which she originally called a 'filing error'
Ingenuous Firebrand �... @ING2Firebrand
15K Followers 996 Following Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
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Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
32K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1
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BitterApplesauce @bitterclinger4e
2K Followers 768 Following Quid est veritas? It's worth fighting for. Christian, predestined to disappoint, against tyranny
Neva @pipandbaby
11K Followers 3K Following Psychically loud ruthless power woman. Head Centaur of the Unicorns
Flinnie @flinnie
17K Followers 3K Following I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
GayPatriot @GayPatriot
88K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure. Honorary Zionist.
Schadenfreudelish @aggierican
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Bryan O'Nolan @BryanONolan
3K Followers 2K Following Lt. Governor of New Hampshire. #1 Best Selling author.
Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
33K Followers 15K Following God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
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Todd of Mischief @AndToddsaid
4K Followers 1K Following As René Descartes said to Billie Eilish, “I’m not your friend.” | this thread won't explain anything ➔ https://t.co/rQL1wRQhs1
Tiger Durden @RummaTumTums
6K Followers 411 Following Tu stultus es. Best in small doses. North Sentinelese.
Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis
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17 Followers 403 Following The Official X Twitter Account Of Legend Alice Cooper Feed
Gaulois ☦︎ @Le_Gaul
2K Followers 4K Following Orthodox Christian. Paleocon. Food, wine, spirits, and cigars. I largely like to joke about current events with occasional insights.
Sharon @noeemshaaron
156 Followers 2K Following Sharing my thoughts, ideas, and experiences in hopes of inspiring others to pursue their dreams.
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Yaya @yayacolley121
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GOD IS LOVE 💕 @kakaijallow2022
4K Followers 7K Following With God in your life, You are bless, protected even without nothing. He is the Greatest. God bless and protect you 🙏 all . Amen
Robot Person (Misogyn... @RobotPerson78
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paulatalks @paulatalks_
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Luquinha @WaterlooLucas
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Howling'sMovingSimula... @void_post
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285 Followers 1K Following secretly famous aphorist. deepities delivered daily.
R. D. Liddy @ryandlibby
137 Followers 800 Following Lover of hockey, collector of comic books & vinyl records, martial arts film enthusiast, veteran of Iraq War, still searching for life after birth.
The Pasta Pirate @ThePastaPirate
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James @James350155
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TroloQuimicoXD69 @sarsreniec
465 Followers 5K Following Chudófilo Progencio Soyero Muttenzía | La cobardía es el estado de las personas que defienden su vida haciendo persecuciones con fantasmas.
james blessing ✝️ @gaye_abu81780
238 Followers 6K Following Radical Christianity ✝️ The Bible teaches us things we can expect to come our way✝️💕🕊️ Jesus save all from evils members of @Ch_JesusChrist out there ❤️✝️
abdoulie kanyi ✝️... @abdoulie_kany
240 Followers 7K Following Trust in him at all times, you people; pour out your hearts to him, for God is our refuge. Psalms 62:8🙏✝️
Suge White 🏴🚁 @Who_Dey_Ray
2K Followers 5K Following I love you • Freedom over Security • My own mama say I’m thugged out • Govt bad • Cats by 90 • #BTC • Dogs 👍
Wookie Burgers @WookieBurgers
588 Followers 1K Following If you like DnDOnTap - then you will love me. Home to the Star Wars Campaign Series - The Shattered Balance and The Nobodies.
Pistachio Jones @PistachioJones6
1K Followers 3K Following my last account got banned in the Before Times so I'm trying again. just here for laughs and exposing the transhumanist technocratic globalist dictatorship
Nancy 🍰 @malikajdar313
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350 Followers 7K Following 📍Orlando, FL Soft Life Enthusiast 💕✨ Sharing Life experiences as a Hearing Impaired Person🦻🏾
High Priest Gabagool ... @Hpgabagool
4K Followers 7K Following Braised beef is brilliant. I’ve probably called you a retard at some point.
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh @Renogeddon87
410 Followers 607 Following a jolly guerilla fighter’s friend. the Duke of Elegance. i never proofread replies or posts. put me on any list and you’re blocked. awsome life gamer.
Magdalene Kovarka @Magdalene0536
8 Followers 188 Following Life is not a race; it's a journey. Learn to appreciate every scenic spot well. Do not give up on your original goal just because of one failure.
Mostly Harmless Resea... @dangitdale66
1K Followers 975 Following Big mayonnaise fan. Former congressman, Louisiana’s Seventh District.
Ingenuous Firebrand �... @ING2Firebrand
15K Followers 996 Following Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
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Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
32K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1
12K Followers 1K Following Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.
BitterApplesauce @bitterclinger4e
2K Followers 768 Following Quid est veritas? It's worth fighting for. Christian, predestined to disappoint, against tyranny
Neva @pipandbaby
11K Followers 3K Following Psychically loud ruthless power woman. Head Centaur of the Unicorns
Flinnie @flinnie
17K Followers 3K Following I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
GayPatriot @GayPatriot
88K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure. Honorary Zionist.
Schadenfreudelish @aggierican
33K Followers 3K Following Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco per Jill Biden. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Bryan O'Nolan @BryanONolan
3K Followers 2K Following Lt. Governor of New Hampshire. #1 Best Selling author.
Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
33K Followers 15K Following God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
A Southern Nobody �... @ExLibrisNemo
4K Followers 862 Following Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. BringLawnDartsBack
Todd of Mischief @AndToddsaid
4K Followers 1K Following As René Descartes said to Billie Eilish, “I’m not your friend.” | this thread won't explain anything ➔ https://t.co/rQL1wRQhs1
Tiger Durden @RummaTumTums
6K Followers 411 Following Tu stultus es. Best in small doses. North Sentinelese.
Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis
42K Followers 15K Following Nerd, Mom, girlfriend | Writer @Townhallcom | "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us" | Dulcius Ex Asperis | Opinions are my own
Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed
22K Followers 574 Following Anglican. Pasta appreciator. Applied Twitter Theorist. Occasionally prone to bouts of meme-ing. Banner by @grethaie
Gaulois ☦︎ @Le_Gaul
2K Followers 4K Following Orthodox Christian. Paleocon. Food, wine, spirits, and cigars. I largely like to joke about current events with occasional insights.
Hitler Hated Christ @not_our_guy
19K Followers 2K Following | ProChrist | AntiHitler | AntiWeirdo | The bane of all dissidents | Subversive to subversives | Soli Deo Gloria | Inferer of the 2 | Gospelizer | In the game |
plasma ۞ @plasmarob
5K Followers 3K Following What I believe is apocryphal 🎵 read all of my tweets with a singsong voice 🎵
ThunderCunt @ThunderCuntfile
19 Followers 11 Following
Robot Person (Misogyn... @RobotPerson78
2K Followers 2K Following PARODY | Patriot of every country | Citizen of one | The Esoteric Right
Mark Hemingway @Heminator
178K Followers 7K Following Senior Writer at RealClearInvestigations. "After all these years of professional experience, why can’t I write good?"
NeverTweet @LOLNeverTweet
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Howling'sMovingSimula... @void_post
2K Followers 980 Following Hyberbolic/Bigot - We Got A Live One - American - † - Forklift Certified
RaisingPatriots @raisingpatriots
4K Followers 3K Following Proud patriot. Mama Bear by nature. L.E fam. Raising my boys to be toxically masculine. Total “conspiracy theorist”. Christ is King. America First.
NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_... @japan_nobunaga
270K Followers 0 Following Honest perspectives on Japan — culture, traditions, daily life. 本音で語る日本。守るべき文化と伝統。
Arin Dube @arindube
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Suge White 🏴🚁 @Who_Dey_Ray
2K Followers 5K Following I love you • Freedom over Security • My own mama say I’m thugged out • Govt bad • Cats by 90 • #BTC • Dogs 👍
Melody Surfing @CricketSurfing
895 Followers 380 Following Free speech, free thought, free markets, freedom of religion, pro life, pro-vaccine, anti-mandate
Pistachio Jones @PistachioJones6
1K Followers 3K Following my last account got banned in the Before Times so I'm trying again. just here for laughs and exposing the transhumanist technocratic globalist dictatorship
jimtreacher.substack.... @jtLOL
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101K Followers 270 Following The Hungry Hustlin' American Dream. 💨 2024 Presidential Candidate. 🇺🇸 Press: [email protected]
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42K Followers 2K Following SOOPer. Mexy. TACOnservative. Studied theology, literature & philosophy. I made Thomas Sowell laugh. 2019 #SoopsFFL Champeen. #BillsMafia
RazörFist @RazorFist
186K Followers 862 Following Fighting the Lord's battles with the devil's weapons.
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Film Journal George @FilmJournalGuy
906 Followers 1K Following Follow me on YouTube for videos essays and commentary on movies: their history, aesthetic, and cultural value. My Feature Film Mudball coming soon!
sofishdekat @sofishdekat
298 Followers 401 Following puns for my own entertainment. Im not laughing _at_ you, Im laughing _near_ you. I'd say Im on the spectrum but Im never sure which one Touching grass, rule 20

















































