The Joke Calculator @DewNO
I'm the world-famous Joke Calculator. Still a bit confused by how this website works. Not a fan of the drama and personalities on here. Just my take. (he/him) Math, LV Joined July 2009-
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Exactly the comparison I heard. Macklemore definitely drew inspiration from RATM in both the flow and truth-telling ethos
Exactly the comparison I heard. Macklemore definitely drew inspiration from RATM in both the flow and truth-telling ethos
THREAD: On Tuesday evening it appeared the end was finally in sight. Hamas formally accepted the ceasefire proposal put forward by Egypt and Qatar, and spontaneous celebrations erupted in the streets Rafah and other Palestinian towns in the Gaza Strip.
A new piece: I wrote at length about the sports industry getting into the 'addictive, destructive product business' for @DefectorMedia: defector.com/sports-is-bett…
I understand why some Grizzlies fans can't bear to root for the Wolves. But Michael Alex Conley, Jr. is my favorite basketball player ever and all I want is for him to be an NBA champion.
Damn, Josh Hart just has all the intangibles: Spirit, perseverance, energy, moxie, tenacity, intransigence, charisma, humor, vulnerability. I just wish there were a succinct word to describe exactly what he has.
Victor Wembanyama was completely different than anything I’ve seen on a basketball court. I didn’t care if he won the award but good for him regardless. The only reason I say I didn’t care is because what’s coming next is going to change the league. These are small fries.
Update from the 7th grade frontlines: everyone’s talking about it, everyone is Team Kendrick, even the Drake fans are Team Kendrick “and a lot of my friends are Drake fans”
Patrick Fenelon 🌹 @Patrick_Fenelon
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Letter From a Burning.. @ThomasAwful
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Dan Devine @YourManDevine
61K Followers 2K Following I bomb atomically. Senior NBA writer, @YahooSports. Host, Devine Intervention; co-host, No Cap Room. Member, @ProHoopsWriters, @WGAEast. He/him.
Brian @BrianJNBA
6K Followers 474 Following A man who lived in dreams. That's who he was. Bisexual socialist, NBA Draft analyst. Bulls/Bears/Cubs/Pro Wrestling
adithya @brownasthenight
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Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball
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sreekar @sreekyshooter
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A Wizard, A True Ausa.. @thom_not_tom
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Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo
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teriac 🍉 @teriac
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In The Bin @InTheBinPodcast
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Patrick Fenelon 🌹 @Patrick_Fenelon
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necromanced krabman @SquidDad
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Letter From a Burning.. @ThomasAwful
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Dan Devine @YourManDevine
61K Followers 2K Following I bomb atomically. Senior NBA writer, @YahooSports. Host, Devine Intervention; co-host, No Cap Room. Member, @ProHoopsWriters, @WGAEast. He/him.
Brian @BrianJNBA
6K Followers 474 Following A man who lived in dreams. That's who he was. Bisexual socialist, NBA Draft analyst. Bulls/Bears/Cubs/Pro Wrestling
adithya @brownasthenight
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Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball
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Kev | Stop Genocides .. @NBACouchside
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sreekar @sreekyshooter
46K Followers 692 Following here for a bad time. working on @impactlabsorg and taking photos at https://t.co/vBdEoTZYBv (IG: shotsbysreekar).
A Wizard, A True Ausa.. @thom_not_tom
2K Followers 947 Following I have watched every episode of Columbo and I'll do it again.
local bIogger @fergoe
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Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
38K Followers 2K Following Blue collar socialist. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.
Robby Kalland @RKalland
11K Followers 1K Following Senior Writer/Deputy Editor: @UproxxSports, @DimeUPROXX, #ThePuntcast host. Formerly: @CBSSports; @ATLHawks. You reach, I teach.
Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan
12K Followers 2K Following Spurs coverage @cknewsletters | Member @ProHoopsWriters | Former: @TheAthleticNBA | Should spend less time on here | matthewtynan on bsky | 🌵
Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo
5K Followers 2K Following Associate Editor: @UproxxSports, @DimeUproxx. Stuff: @RLRBlog. Forever: Penn State, Manchester City, New Jersey, cursed to sleep on a twin-sized mattress.🌹
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In The Bin @InTheBinPodcast
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Tom Morello endorsement. Amazing how this is taking off. youtube.com/watch?v=6fqSsi…
Honestly @macklemore’s “Hind’s Hall” is the most Rage Against The Machine song since Rage Against The Machine.
And not just cause they called me the Lebron of words.
THREAD: On Tuesday evening it appeared the end was finally in sight. Hamas formally accepted the ceasefire proposal put forward by Egypt and Qatar, and spontaneous celebrations erupted in the streets Rafah and other Palestinian towns in the Gaza Strip.
heck yeah Falling Hare is on YouTube, take eight and a half minutes and watch this Bob Clampett banger in which a gremlin gets the best of Bugs and you get some of the funniest facial expressions in any Looney Tunes short youtube.com/watch?v=vJrwOX…
A new piece: I wrote at length about the sports industry getting into the 'addictive, destructive product business' for @DefectorMedia: defector.com/sports-is-bett…
realizing that the only way i've ever learned computer stuff is by teaching myself the skills needed to either win an argument or make a joke
I understand why some Grizzlies fans can't bear to root for the Wolves. But Michael Alex Conley, Jr. is my favorite basketball player ever and all I want is for him to be an NBA champion.
I’ve listened to Interpol so long that I bought a physical CD of Antics when it came out but until tonight I’ve never seen them live. I’ve talked about them with so many different amazing people and seeing my friends open for this band tonight is almost unfathomably sick
This is when the tide turned. They manifested all of this.
@DewNO They’re better without him mucking things up reducing their own transition opportunities and limiting both other offensive and also defensive schematic opportunities
This Knicks-Pacers game is playoff basketball at its best. I’m absolutely loving this.
The question of P ≠ NP is particularly fascinating, because it seems so obvious it must be true, yet it hasn't been proven. Perhaps there's something about the nature of computability that allows for a (possibly impractical) P-time algorithm.
@octonion At a comparable level of generality, P=NP? That’s perhaps less crazily impossible than perpetual motion, so instead perhaps a universal oracle? Every statement that can be formulated is either true or false, we just don’t know how to prove it.
Victor Wembanyama was completely different than anything I’ve seen on a basketball court. I didn’t care if he won the award but good for him regardless. The only reason I say I didn’t care is because what’s coming next is going to change the league. These are small fries.
Update from the 7th grade frontlines: everyone’s talking about it, everyone is Team Kendrick, even the Drake fans are Team Kendrick “and a lot of my friends are Drake fans”
One person voted for Keith Van Horn. Back when voting was kept secret. That’s tough.
5 players in NBA history have been a unanimous Rookie of the Year. Ralph Sampson David Robinson Blake Griffin Damian Lillard Karl Anthony-Towns Will Wemby make it 6 tonight?
Victor Wembanyama named unanimous Rookie of the Year poundingtherock.com/2024/5/6/24150…
this is the point wherein i was liberated into the simple pleasure of closing the tab
god this is annoying!!!!
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