Dave Handy @Dave__Handy

401➡️917 Brooklyn, NY Joined January 2019

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Eggy @2eggwhite

22 hours ago

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

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ARROW @phresh_arrow

21 hours ago

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5 footlong era.

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Richard Aprile @TheRichieAprile

22 hours ago

I bought the same bong Christopher and Furio were ripping before Livia's wake.

The Sopranos Club @TheSopranosClub

2 days ago

Which prop would you love to own from The Sopranos?

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best of the sopranos @Bestofsopranos

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PointlessHub @HubPointless

2 days ago

Holy shit it's Mandalorian and Grogu director Jon Favreau

PointlessHub @HubPointless

6 days ago

Rewatching Sopranos

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brady @zipoffs

2 days ago

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

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My parents only knew eachother for two months before getting married. My dad had no job, no car, and lived in his aunt’s basement lol. Dude basically went “wanna get married & just figure it out?” And she was like “okay yay!” We aren’t being delusional enough

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I @blown_through

a day ago

I tear up thinking about the Marquis de Lafayette's return tour of the United States. He saw that President James Monroe was in plain clothes and that the White House was unguarded and knew that he had fought for a worthy cause. He kissed five year old Walt Whitman on the cheek.

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L @SomeBitchIIKnow

20 hours ago

The UK is trying to ban teenage girls from the internet while allowing them to be systematically raped by Pakistani muslims. No avenues to be able to share their stories or seek help.

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe

23 hours ago

250,000 underage victims

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Neet @neet_sol

2 days ago

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

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Dave Handy @Dave__Handy

22 hours ago

@DoctorFishbones @rocketshipalx Agreed wholeheartedly . America’s capacity to be great directly correlates. No one, no thing, and no place can improve without self-awareness.

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Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty

2 days ago

we do this

WelBeast @WelBeast

2 days ago

What do Americans do with all these big stadiums?

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Italo @peppipets

2 days ago

Estados Unidos foi a melhor escolha dessa Copa Todos os estádios de 1ª linha, infra estrutura de outro nível, povo acolhedor E o mais doido é que só usaram o que já tinham, sem desvio de bilhões ou trabalho escravo Falam mal por ideologia, mas é o melhor país do mundo mesmo

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Tony Seruga @TonySeruga

a day ago

1/7 🧵 🚨 “STOPPED COLD”: FBI Uncovers 23-Person Drone-and-Sniper Plot to Massacre Crowd at Trump’s White House UFC Event — 5 in Custody Explosive Drones, Snipers, a White House Gate Assault — The 23-Person Terror Plot the FBI Crushed in 6 Days This is genuinely one of the most chilling and operationally sophisticated domestic terror plots we’ve seen in years. Let’s break it down.

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New York Post @nypost

a day ago

SPLC boss funneled $1.2 million to lover in neo-Nazi group - pair even had joint bank account trib.al/7wnuofS

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Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1

2 days ago

Twilight Zone episode about a guy from 2026 time traveling back to pitch modern events as Twilight Zone episodes but each time Rod Serling is like "No, I'm sorry, that's really dumb."

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Fun Ahead 🇺🇸 @heroesahead

2 days ago

Obi Wan: Let's sell this super expensive ship we're in and buy a cheaper one that works and fly to coruscant Qui Gon: Hear me out. We put a child in a racecar and sort of see how it goes.

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Fun Ahead 🇺🇸 @heroesahead

2 days ago

George Lucas thinking deeply about star wars: What if the universe gave the galaxy a messiah but the protectors handed that messiah to satan...? And what if this happened during the fall of the roman republic voluntarily to a tyrannical empire? Then maybe the real hero is just some backwoods kid with a lot of heart who just wanted to live up to the legend of his father and has to deal with the truth that his father is worst person who ever lived.... Disney thinking deeply about star wars: what if Luke was a girl

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Path To Manliness @PathToManliness

2 days ago

Europeans arriving for the World Cup: “The food is actually really good.” “Wait, they really do free refills?” “The stadiums are insane.” “Ok the weather is no joke.” “Air conditioning isn’t optional here.” “The roads are complete chaos.” “Why is this gas station bigger than my airport?” “Everyone is way friendlier than I expected.” The 2026 World Cup may go down as the largest American propaganda campaign ever conducted. And we’re not even trying.

alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla

2 days ago

“American stadiums are horrible, they shouldn’t host” “Ok the stadiums are nice but they won’t fill” “The stadiums filled but the games will suck” “The games are exciting but American cities are terrible” “American cities are only fun because they’re rich”