Daniel Miller @DanielMiller41
I can't think of hilarious things to say here. Edinburgh Joined September 2011-
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17 year old ball boy....is that a wind up!!? Is being a ball boy now a career move??
There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.
Gandalf is a wanker #JiveTolkien. (cf @pepysian)
As lovely as this guy's hair smells, I still think this train is overcrowded.
@jczreid Are you moving over here? I demand you paint my face in the Michael Fish style we discussed!
@LucyWaterson like corn rows like all the black girls have x
@GregorNeil FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!
The magnificent Forth is a calm mistress this afternoon!
@DickHammer91 I heard a rumour that you're performing at bar wars in nothing but a pair of reebok classics.
Googled 'why do men' and the top suggestions are "cheat" "like breasts" "have affairs" and "abuse women"... #classic
I bet Chiles uses words like 'banter'. And 'patter'. And 'leg-end'. And 'totes amazeballs'. In short, he deserves to be torn apart by pigs.
SKY SOURCES: Cardiff midfielder Don Cowie called into Scotland squad for World Cup qualifier with Belgium on Tuesday #SSN
Just heard 'Two Princes' by the Spin Doctors! #timeless
Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time.
Tomorrow might get a bit interesting...
As it's a quiet morning I've decided to become a free-lance artist. You tell me what you want arted up, I art it up a bit, you pay me. GO!
Am I the only one that finds it quite ironic that, on buses, disabled people get more leg room?
Well that unexpected lie in has shat my super Sunday right up.
@jczreid I am expecting great things Reid.
Never Really Here @bullardandworth
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3 Crooked Monkeys @3CrookedMonkeys
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Edinburgh Cocktail Co... @ContainerBarCo
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Kayleigh McCulloch @kaylzmcc13
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Bryan Reid @theBryanReid
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BrambleBar @BrambleBar
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Hi, Resilient Cad @Frenchdanny22
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Ryan O'Shaughnessy @Oshaughnessy_89
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Negroni Challenge @WeLoveANegroni
434 Followers 324 Following A great Negroni comprises much more than simply it's 3 base components. Love it or hate it, the Negroni is special. Where will the challenge take us next?
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Gav B @GavB1987
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Amy Patterson @P_ickle1
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Martyn Stewart @MartynStewart2
147 Followers 434 Following It always seems impossible until it's done. Work hard play hard!!
Stacy Strathearn @staceface70
84 Followers 228 Following I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy. O.W
hi, i’ll be yr serv... @dirtyoldtown
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Reg. Gin Lore @GregorNeil
186 Followers 489 Following What took you so long? Was there a queue at the post office?
BrambleBar @BrambleBar
5K Followers 973 Following 16A Queen Street, Edinburgh. Since 2006. 4PM-1AM. No reservations.
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.1M Followers 179 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Negroni Challenge @WeLoveANegroni
434 Followers 324 Following A great Negroni comprises much more than simply it's 3 base components. Love it or hate it, the Negroni is special. Where will the challenge take us next?
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Emma.M ❤️🇬🇧 @princesspocodot
379 Followers 502 Following “nothing lasts forever, except you and me” ❤️. Pogonophile From Fife.
Jon hegarty @JonHeg1
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Gemma Speed @Gemma_Speed
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Mikey Donovan @Mikey_Donovan
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Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall
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Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard
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Hi, Resilient Cad @Frenchdanny22
35 Followers 98 Following My advice, to you, is to start drinking heavily!
Chris Kamara @chris_kammy
1.8M Followers 2K Following Middlesbrough born, ex-footballer, current tv presenter, football pundit. For events & promos contact [email protected]
John Bishop @JohnBishop100
2.9M Followers 512 Following ‘25’ Arena Tour on sale NOW! 🎟️ Comedian. Husband. Dad. Animal lover.
Russell Brand @rustyrockets
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Jonathan Ross @wossy
4.1M Followers 9K Following I also post self-indulgent moments from my life on Instagram, where I am @mewossy.
ASOS Menswear @ASOS_Menswear
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Tim Vine @RealTimVine
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Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86
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Weird Horse @WeirdHorse
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Amy Patterson @P_ickle1
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notBigSam @TheBig_Sam
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Stacy Strathearn @staceface70
84 Followers 228 Following I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy. O.W
Martyn Stewart @MartynStewart2
147 Followers 434 Following It always seems impossible until it's done. Work hard play hard!!
hi, i’ll be yr serv... @dirtyoldtown
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Reg. Gin Lore @GregorNeil
186 Followers 489 Following What took you so long? Was there a queue at the post office?
Paul David Rodgie @pauldrodgie
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Sir Alex Ferguson @MrAlexFerguson
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