Dan @DanielMasonNZ
1st place in my high school science fair 2001 Kirikiriroa Joined January 2021-
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Trickle down for me, not for thee
Accidentally answered a video call while on the toilet so my day is going great
The final level of ‘Is It Cake’ should be a range of landmines, and if the contestants guess wrong they set off a landmine and the show ends.
Feel like the Royal Family should refrain from using phrases such as “enormously touched”
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Ihor Verys approaching the finish of the #BM100.
I swear it would be easier to negotiate with terrorists than it is with a 5 year old who went to sleep too late
Tragic news, Rod will be a huge loss Journalist and commentator Rod Oram dies after cycling accident rnz.co.nz/news/national/…
This accent is absolutely wild
Are you referring to the rain?
Day off work to concentrate on my dissertation. Finished up a section early that I thought would take all day so I might just go for a run now
After spending all week getting on top of my workload I’m spending today at home in bed trying not to vomit and ensuring that next week will be catch up mode as well
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Citizen Science Facti.. @CSciencefaction
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Jin Russell @DrJinRussell
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henry cooke @henrycooke
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James Shaw @jamespeshaw
38K Followers 2K Following @NZGreens Member of Parliament Authorised by James Shaw, List MP, Parliament Buildings, Wellington
Marc Daalder 😷 Wea.. @marcdaalder
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Mikey Brenndorfer NP .. @mikeythenurse
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Foxy, yes that Foxy @FoxyLustyGrover
17K Followers 6K Following Here to fight for our rights 🏳️🌈Lesbian Pronouns: she/her/vixen The Royal "we" https://t.co/fZb7qXfqGb
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Jeremy @nz_voter
7K Followers 903 Following I’m a reasonable man get off my case. Also at @jeremynz.bsky.social
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9K Followers 2K Following Sorry for all the tweets. Hire me here: https://t.co/CFmp93ZCUn Or fund the work I'm already doing: https://t.co/EeZsHXcR1N
Dr Bex @BexGraham
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Jeremy Walker ❤️�.. @DrJeremyWalker
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Welly Wahine 🍉 @salty_kiwi
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Prof. Chris Jackson @drkiwicj
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Governor-General NZ @GovGeneralNZ
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48K Followers 475 Following A feed of #Newshub's latest politics headlines. Got a story tip or feedback? Email [email protected].
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963 Followers 958 Following just a small fish on the path of least resistance, finding my way to Hy-Brasil 🌊 he/them - ko Ōtepoti te whenua tupu 🙏 home is Aotearoa (New Zealand)
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Te Huia may not survive to see its 5-year trial completed unless funding is renewed. That's unfair & a waste of money already spent. Even crazier given how the service has grown. Join the public meeting on Sat 4 May 2.30pm @ 287 Victoria St, Hamilton thefutureisrail.org/te-huia
@MarkGraham_Akl Too many doctors and nurses and not enough mould.
@chamfy this feels like a trap. did my wife ask you to ask this?
People are freaking out about this, but this is actually one of the few practical ways you can shoot a 19 year old student in the head without getting close enough for them to potentially make fun of you.
It is being reported that a sniper has been stationed on the roof of the Indiana Memorial Union, overlooking a student encampment against the Gaza genocide at Indiana University Bloomington.
Questions I have about the whole cancelled on account of the wind thing: 1. What happened the last time there was wind on 25 April? 2. Should we be concerned our military doesn’t have contingency plans for things (esp wind in Wgtn?)
Must be confusing to the turks that once a year thousands of the filthiest aussies and kiwis turn up and get wasted to celebrate their ancestors getting sent into a pointless slaughter by some retarded etonian
"Smithers get the amnesia ray." "You mean the revolver sir?" "Mm precisely."
Paul Goldsmith's qualifications to be Media & Communications Minister: - has a second dan black belt in taekwando - was once a press secretary - is prolific user of Facebook for video messages to his people - isn't Melissa Lee
Human Centipede but the person in front has a bugle and the person in back knows how to play.
The debate over the Fast Track Approvals Bill shouldn’t really be a left/right thing. It’s about those who believe in responsibility and accountability and those who don’t. It’s really that simple.
@rethink_x This is an inevitable tech disruption, which historically is always an exponential’S’ curve. NZ dairy farmers are on the average older and highly mortgaged, and it may be a smart move for individuals to beat the rush and look for an early exit strategy. @DanielMasonNZ
i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.
NZ Greenhouse Gas Inventory 2022 released today. Shows 49% of NZ climate pollution is methane, mostly agribusiness. Global dairy and meat industry is lobbying to change how this is measured so 49% magically changes to 0%. That is the purpose of the ‘independent’ methane review
#OpinionMatthewTukaki #News #brookevanvelden #Matariki Like a thief in the night are they coming for Matariki? dlvr.it/T5fGlM
@NewshubPolitics The nice thing as a parent is you can just ignore David Seymour
I'm trying to remember what the French word for white is... But my mind keeps going blanc.
@sambgrover yeah just leave them under the house when you move out
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