Dan Tucker @DanTucker85
Joined October 2014-
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Hey @McDonalds and @UberEats how about not sending out orders to drivers if all your stores are “cash only”/“we don’t have that order”. Waste of time and gas and if you’re lucky you’ll get a measly 3 dollars compensation from @Uber_Support
FUCK ALL THE JABRONIS ON EARTH
The ending is dirty 😂
The ending is dirty 😂
It’s 4/20-- the day German troops surrendered at Leipzig in 1945 and US troops took control of the city. I’m high.
I just became the first U.S. Secretary of Education to call on President Biden to unilaterally cancel student loan debt. Can I count on you to retweet and help me hit 35k followers so we can spread the word?
China beating us economically is one thing, but Canada trying to steal our Crazy Crown is an act of war.
THE FATE OF OUR FUTURE IS IN THE HANDS OF FUCKING JABRONIS
THE MAIN TAKEWAY OF 2021 IS THAT SOCIAL MEDIA IS A PIECE OF SHIT
Get ready for 1,533 assholes to bring assault rifles to every protest they hear about and try to put themselves in a position to be "scared".
Yo' momma's so stupid she's more upset about gas prices than the systematic murder of our democracy.
Do you think lions and tigers could be trained to poop in a giant litter box?
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
If Facebook and IG stay dark for another few hours, I'm afraid I'll have healthy self esteem.
When you see something beautiful in someone, tell them. It may take you a second to say it, But for them, it could last a lifetime. Unknown
Ridiculous.
I feel personally attacked. @ West Linn, Oregon instagram.com/p/CHL6EFWhRIx/…
FUCK THE BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED. INCLUDE THEM NEXT TIME YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH
So the game plan for tonight is to have your tv and streaming devices on NBC, and then one minute before Trump and Biden start their town halls, switch them all to ABC. I am told the ratings companies can pick up on people switching stations. Spread the word!
Let’s be honest Jurassic Park is about capitalistic hubris not science gone wrong. The science went gloriously right
Adelaide Persing @adelaid_persin
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Bibi Vanegas @vaneg_bi
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Amy Ramacey @AmyhiRamacey
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Shantae Caffarelli @ShantaCaffare
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Laura Arnau @LauraArnau64743
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scifi life @life_scifi
493 Followers 598 Following Tweeter is a cesspool I’m only here for the memes. I sleep with one eye open😉
basketbrule @basketghoul
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@WSDoc @WSDoc3
60 Followers 75 Following Cardiologist, Civic Activist, Medical Disaster Volunteer, Father
CentristPolitics.net @PolicyCentrist
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scottboone @scottdboone
266 Followers 506 Following
Chris Charles @ChrisCh16262781
673 Followers 889 Following Everyday working hard from my corner of the world to make sure #impotus #impeachedforever #tinyhands is removed by US from the Peoples' House on November 3 2020
jennifer @jennife86175099
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Piney @pineybubbles
220 Followers 321 Following JewNicorn. Bartender. Keeper of Cat Benatar. She/Her.
coveredinpunk @coveredinpunk
82K Followers 81K Following #1 Charting Comedy Album "Dr. Demento Covered in Punk"! All-new two-hour 'Demented Punk' extravaganza out now #DrDemento #WeirdAl #DementedPunk #CoveredinPunk
Mike Nyseth @NysethMike
2 Followers 58 Following
Not A Cat Dally 🖕�.. @dally_scott
297 Followers 869 Following Father, husband and a general nerd about all things #TwinPeaks, Duran Duran and cats. I also enjoy dabbling around the kitchen.
🔥 Stevie Bae Knoxx.. @bloodandblunts_
300 Followers 1K Following Mxtress of Mayhem in the PNW. Ganja goblin. Bad bitch. Booking inquiries ? DM/email [email protected] #SBK #announcerbae #wrasslefam #badbitchenergy
Stacy v.3.5 😷 @VictoryGinTonic
123 Followers 549 Following You're just a squirrel in my etch-a-sketch world.
Derrick LaMere @DerrickLaMere
132 Followers 317 Following Native (Rocky Boy/Sinixt/Little Shell/Entiat/Wenatchi) filmmaker / Halloween costume consultant
Talking 6pack @talking6pack
931 Followers 2K Following I am Miles Starr's tattoo, and I am talking to you.
Penny @DougFirVet
600 Followers 2K Following Your Friendly Bioregionally Aware Disgruntled Veteran @commondefense #VetsAgainstTrump
CriminalSimpsons @Criminalsimpson
100K Followers 97 Following The gangsta who’s dissin' your flygirl
Funemployment Radio @funempradio
3K Followers 1K Following Funemployment Radio is a daily live podcast hosted by @GregNibler and @SarahXDylan. We love you. -Est. 2009 #podcast
Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb
54K Followers 2K Following Jewwwww, Good @Mythical Morning, Emmy Winning #StarWarsShow, Co-Creator of Newsbroke @AJplus. Shill on Frotcast & @PodYourselfAGun and Bad Hasbara @mostmoralpod
Mike Chioda @MjcChioda
19K Followers 399 Following Former @WWE employee/referee for 35+ years! Host of the Monday Mailbag @adfreeshows Booking inquiries: [email protected]
Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt
46K Followers 2K Following I'm Mr. Beat. I teach history, produce videos, and make music, often at the same time. My music account: @theneedleroom The Beat Goes On: @thatbeatgoeson
Sarah X Dylan @sarahxdylan
4K Followers 520 Following (she/her) @funempradio https://t.co/KqLMbW4z6J
Raven @theraveneffect
89K Followers 106 Following A semi-retired sloth & former US Marine who went to summer camp w/Tommy & Beulah. His dog Loki is exec prod of his podcast. Contact at [email protected]
Sami Zayn @SamiZayn
1.6M Followers 372 Following WWE Superstar. Wrestlemania Main Eventer. Champion of the People. Instagram: @SamiZayn
Portland Wrestling @PdxSportsArena
1K Followers 207 Following Photos and memorabilia from my Portland Wrestling collection
relatetomylife @MidoriRoxy
112 Followers 2K Following
regular steve albini @electricalWSOP
92K Followers 190 Following recording engineer who plays billiards and poker, and eats like a viking I reflexively block blue check accounts and promoted tweets @electricalwsop.bsky.social
MARVEL Puzzle Quest @MarvelPuzzle
24K Followers 464 Following The official Twitter of #MarvelPuzzleQuest. Available on the App Store, Google Play, Amazon Appstore, and Steam. Download now at - https://t.co/GX2H1B9QID
pastoral mindset @belweazy
227 Followers 321 Following Poison hate page -- Poison stans this is NOT a safe space for you
Chris Nowinski, Ph.D. @ChrisNowinski1
61K Followers 2K Following Founding CEO @ConcussionLF, neuroscientist, author, speaker, former @WWE Superstar. Fighting to End CTE & for concussion safety without compromise.
Seth Rollins @WWERollins
4.4M Followers 155 Following
scifi life @life_scifi
493 Followers 598 Following Tweeter is a cesspool I’m only here for the memes. I sleep with one eye open😉
Michael Swaim @SWAIM_CORP
62K Followers 951 Following A real hoopy frood you should sass who knows where his towel's @. Small Beans | IGN | Cracked
TAXO @taxo__
4K Followers 417 Following #Obi_CaptionObi I put stupid captions on pictures, sometimes they're funny @_taxo_ on IG
Joe Pera @JosephPera
98K Followers 1K Following JPTWY Seasons 1-3 now on @adultswim and @hbomax. My new standup special 'SLOW & STEADY' just released : https://t.co/sd2CSFQUJg
Jim Ross @JRsBBQ
1.7M Followers 1K Following @AEW Original, WWE, NWA, & National Wrestling Halls of Fame, NYT Best Selling Author, Grilling JR Podcast (@JRGrilling), OU Sooners, BBQ Guru (@JRsBBQcomfood)
J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough
65K Followers 5 Following Award-winning* Canadian YouTuber. Channel: https://t.co/MQCGCSRPdg My @washingtonpost stuff: https://t.co/bPnOIcYhZE ✉[email protected] *not award-winning
The Great Brian Last @GreatBrianLast
68K Followers 89 Following I have thoughts. I'll share them with you. President of Arcadian Vanguard, host of @605pod, co-host & producer of Jim Cornette's podcasts and @SuperPodcasts!
Jim Cornette @TheJimCornette
229K Followers 134 Following Host of The Jim Cornette Experience, star of Cornette's Drive-Thru, & owner of https://t.co/bbxkxabyY8! #CultOfCornette follow on IG for more! 📷@cult.of.cornette
Simon Miller @SimonMiller316
128K Followers 1K Following YouTuber, Host, Wrestler, Actor, Idiot... Direct business stuff: [email protected] All other info in link!
Lance Storm @LanceStorm
293K Followers 620 Following Former Pro Wrestler, Producer/Coach with Impact Wrestling.
Mel Brooks @MelBrooks
376K Followers 0 Following Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
i'm going to hell on .. @lisap331
369 Followers 2K Following I’m (not) sorry for what i said while watching sports.
Matt Gourley @MattGourley
45K Followers 1K Following Hi, I’m Matt. Superego, Conan, With Gourley And Rust, Bonanas For Bonanza, James Bonding, & Pistol Shrimps Radio. OH GOD, I DO PODCASTS.
Mike Judge @MikeJudge
232K Followers 953 Following The Beavis & Butt-Head, King of the Hill, Office Space, Idiocracy, Silicon Valley guy.
are you now or have y.. @InnuendoStudios
55K Followers 439 Following 13th most pretentious person on YouTube. Moral surrealist. Monogamist ally. Pinko. The block button is self-care. PFP by @AlchemPunk he/him.
Dan Le Batard Show wi.. @LeBatardShow
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basketbrule @basketghoul
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Comic Tropes @CTropes
20K Followers 181 Following I review the techniques and history of a wide variety of comic book creators and characters. Illustrated an Eisner-nominated comic back in 2011.
Famous Wealthy Youtub.. @FDsignifier
91K Followers 398 Following Smarty art negro and general know it all. Check out my youtube to hear me overanalyze black movies and media.
Ryan Arey 🇺🇦 @ryanarey
35K Followers 1K Following he/him Gunter and professional appreciator. Producer @screencrushnews One time Mark Hamill liked one of my tweets. Business inquiries: [email protected]
Jordan Morris @Jordan_Morris
35K Followers 1K Following Comedy writer, Podcast do-er, 2x Eisner nominee. New graphic novel "Youth Group" available for pre-order NOW! https://t.co/fhUd4ssnyB
Simpsons wrestling me.. @SimpsonsWWE
34K Followers 901 Following Irishman in exile. Once featured on Botchamania. Shit posting the best/worst in Simpson’s wrestling memes I make or others send me.
Mo Troper @mo_troper
3K Followers 741 Following the composer. the storyteller. the entertainer. @lameorecords / PR: [email protected] / mgmt: [email protected] / recording: [email protected]
Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
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Momma Bashton @sarahbane666
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Brooke Olzendam @brookeolzendam
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Chris Piers @chrispiers
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell
373K Followers 1K Following “1000% Me: Growing Up Mixed” is streaming on MAX.
.@IAmMrsBeat said something possibly profound when watching my Harry Truman video. She said that if Truman was around today as a Gen Alpha kid, he'd totally be a fan of my videos.
Here in about five minutes I'll be reacting to Carl Sagan testifying before Congress in 1985 on climate change. It's amazing how many people practically predicted the future back then, yet today some folks still don't take them seriously.
@JamminJaman @USA_Polling I beg of you to take an American politics class or AP government and politics
Seth Rollins has had that gimmick for 3 years now, and I still don’t know why he’s acting like that
@BlahBlahBllaahh @PicturesFoIder this is why we need affordable housing now. that lady is having to be resourceful to the point of breaking and entering. you know nobody really wants that
@VicBergerIV vic, I respect you a lot but I don't believe what's currently being marketed as AI will profit artists or society in a way that outweighs it's harms. a lot of these companies are disastrously overvalued and a chunk of this industry is about to hit the wall.
[THREAD] They have a special private McDonald’s burger in Texas and I don’t think that’s fair 😢
Hello @McFranchisee @consumertc what can you reveal about this McDonald’s “Homestyle Burger” which has a special spicy mustard and seems to be only available in Texas? It’s a current menu item!
The "race realists" are after me today. It feels good to know that rotten people are so angry at me for being pro-human.
@delicto_pi97218 @elonmusk Because race is made up to divide our species. You are anti-human. I am pro-human. You are a disgrace to our species.
Hey @GreatBrianLast , this is a REAL Kentucky breakfast! #fuckyourfrenchtoast
This is a spoiler for what Solo Sikoa will do to Randy Orton at Backlash. #Smackdown
When the history teacher's old Facebook posts become history...
Which superhero is the better artist? Colossus or Captain America?
MLK, Jr. succeeded because he crafted his message for a broader audience. Today's protestors ought to learn from his strategy. Most folks aren't paying attention until extreme events happen. Don't give others the opportunity to paint you as an extremist when you're not.
@Captain_Ripstar Is Thank You For Smoking worth a watch?
Batman doesn’t understand death. Directed by @orenbrimer. WE JUST ADDED ANOTHER STANDUP SHOW IN CHICAGO. May 23rd! GET INTO IT! 🎟️ on peteholmes.com
You wouldn’t last an hour on the island where they raised me.
Yes! I love it when peoples try to accurately match all my proportionalities! Lookit that head! Huskin it out to the left AND the right!
@StrongBadActual Dressed up like you for SakuraCon 2024! Got a lot of compliments and comments from people saying how much they love Strong Bad!
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I don’t know a single African that lied and said they was Jamaican. LMAOOOO where y’all grew up?
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