Dan Fiorella: TWlTTER Guy🥸 @DanFiorella
If you like my tweets, you'll love my books! https://t.co/zhe9ZDjmPs…. (yes I went there) danfiorella.com Staten Island, NY Joined September 2011-
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Biden should take it one step further; like Dean Martin or Hugh Hefner, have a bevy of Golddiggers or Playmates walk out with him.
Biden should take it one step further; like Dean Martin or Hugh Hefner, have a bevy of Golddiggers or Playmates walk out with him.
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Dan Fiorella: TWlTTER Guy🥸 retweeted
Kristi Noem won’t stop until she gets those Dalmatians she’s been after.
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BIG STRONG MEN ARE COMING UP TO ME WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES SAYING, SIR, WHEN IS THE BLOOD OF THE CUTLASS BEING RELEASED? AND I TELL THEM THURSDAY 23RD MAY, AND THEN THEY SHAKE ME BY THE HAND AND THANK ME. amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
Tea for Tulips #TheDutchInASongOrMovie
Some Dike it Hot #TheDutchInASongOrMovie
Wooden Shoes of the Fisherman #TheDutchInASongOrMovie
He knows they’re broke, right?
He would’ve been in court anyway, working out the changes to the pre-nup.
He would’ve been in court anyway, working out the changes to the pre-nup.
(Or someone younger)
I remember training to see it… danfiorella.com/easy-as-fallin…
I remember training to see it… danfiorella.com/easy-as-fallin…
Dan Fiorella: TWlTTER Guy🥸 retweeted
@MollyJongFast And yesterday was take your kids to work day.
Alright, we get it! His name is “Pecker.”
No need to adjust your television set! @WeeklyHumorist featured #HistorySitcoms for this week's hashtag game. Check it out, via my blog (yes, I'm tricking you into visiting my blog to go to their site)! danfiorella.com/easy-as-fallin…
We all know there are going to be lots more #TrumpTrials, so to make sure I get out of jury duty, I'm reposting some of my old Trump bits now, to make it easier come Voir Dire. This appeared at the old @HiggsWeldon site, but it's now on my blog... danfiorella.com/easy-as-fallin…
Since there's bound to be more Trump trials I want to make sure I don't get picked for any juries and start re-posting my old Donald Trump material now, so it'll be easier to find for Voir Dire in the future... So, from Cracked magazine, Sept. 2004... danfiorella.com/easy-as-fallin…
Dinner Party Down #HistorySitcoms
Reno 54-40 or Fight! #HistorySitcoms
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Paul Lander @paul_lander
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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar
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🖤🦋Rowan Moon�.. @oXxRowanxXo
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Doug Molitor @DougMolitor
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CK @charley_ck14
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Julia Gulia @SwimmerJlo
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Mark Rīter @MarkRiter
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Critical Cupcake 🌈.. @CriticalCupcake
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40 Followers 2K Following
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚍�.. @theodoricofyork
78K Followers 86K Following ℭ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔶 since 82 ❤️Steve Martin & ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 🎃💀 My ❄️ will keep thirsty 4 MORE! Vaxxed 2 the max💉JFK Jr is not coming back🚫
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paul K @paulk4452
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SueDogLover#Adopt& Re.. @SusanNagle5
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Sonee #WomensRightsAr.. @Sonee333Sonny
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ANN is still European.. @56blackcat
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94 Followers 225 Following loving wife, mom and grandma, loyal friend, proud Democrat…hopeful human
Wonder of Light (J. S.. @Wonder_of_Light
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Jessica Scachetti, Au.. @JessScachetti
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Spider-Lou 🕸️↙.. @spiderlou2099
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Jeff 🌊 ☕ @wellsy57
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David Leavitt 🎲�.. @David_Leavitt
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108K Followers 14K Following Author of “DRUM” and “Jon of All Trades.” Cautionary Tale. Former Blue Check via Congressional candidacy. NY Yankees fan. No DMs.
CK @charley_ck14
23K Followers 8K Following People say I’m skeptical, but I don’t believe it. 3X @midnight TOTD winner & Fallon Tonight # finalist. Host of @HoosierMamaTags.
Julia Gulia @SwimmerJlo
6K Followers 2K Following Hashtag Warrior since '2015 🚫No DM's unless they're Hashtag games related.
Critical Cupcake 🌈.. @CriticalCupcake
110K Followers 115K Following Science, Comedy, Left, LGBTQ+, Atheist, #Resistance ChronicPain, PolyBiPan, Queer, Anti-Religious-Harm + Bigotry, Everyone is an idiot sometimes, esp. me ;)
Alice Andersmith @AAndersmith
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2K Followers 3K Following Truth is truth. You can disagree with my point I would give O fks. You can choose lies over truth, and get blocked, and or muted.
Dav Ray @DavRayAZ29
6K Followers 6K Following Arizona licensed doctor and physician, music and screenwriting. Lived in the US, Germany, Holland and even China! 2022 Arizona State Senate candidate!
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚍�.. @theodoricofyork
78K Followers 86K Following ℭ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔶 since 82 ❤️Steve Martin & ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 🎃💀 My ❄️ will keep thirsty 4 MORE! Vaxxed 2 the max💉JFK Jr is not coming back🚫
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111K Followers 63K Following Award-Winning Author, Reporter, and Parenting Columnist ✍🏻 Vote Blue in 2024 🗳️ GunControl✌🏿Resister 🌊 No Lists 🤠
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David Simon @AoDespair
324K Followers 652 Following Author, journalist, and TV writer/producer. Angriest Man in Television is faint praise indeed.
SueDogLover#Adopt& Re.. @SusanNagle5
19K Followers 21K Following Despise Trump & GQP Dog Lover Adopt & Rescue BLUE CREW BLUE WAVE NOVEMBER Follow back all Resisters No DMs Please...
Prentice Penny (FUX Y.. @The_A_Prentice
61K Followers 2K Following showrunner of @insecurehbo / co-creator @pausewithsamjay / writer-director of #uncorkedmovie on @netflix
Marc Goldstein @marc92gold
50K Followers 29K Following Does not live by chocolate alone; also needs tirami su. #SFF #Resist Words in @nytimes, @PostStandard, @KokomoTribune.
Sonee #WomensRightsAr.. @Sonee333Sonny
3K Followers 4K Following 🚫 DMs •Democrat •Nurse •EndGunViolenceEpidemic •PassVotingRights •VoteByMail •ProERA •ProChoice •ProGenderEquaity 🌈 Animal ❤️’er 🐶 🐱*all*
@RobKutner @ApocalypseHow
26K Followers 2K Following Late night (CONAN, Daily Show) turned animation writer/author. Buy my horror-comedy book, SNOT GOBLINS & OTHER TASTELESS TALES: https://t.co/9yKFh2wNdV
Carol Sabel Blodgett @sabelblodgett
10K Followers 10K Following Author of The Moncrief Legends series. Writer of #romance #bestseller, loves dogs, kids, & candy, funny to some, others don't get it. #Author #podcast #editor
Laugh & Shop @LaughAndShop
303 Followers 746 Following
Tralfaz OG 420☮️ @brinik420
33K Followers 34K Following #LiberalDemocrat #BidenHarris2024#CaseyUSSenate #UFCWLocal1776 ..#WeArePennState #MemphisTigers #LARams #Redsox #NYKnicks #NYIsles #PAmmj #catrescue
ANN is still European.. @56blackcat
119K Followers 116K Following I don’t need to be verified, I already know who I am | Feminist |Contrary |Stubborn |Sarcastic | I’m nice until I’m not | Politics & other things
Floppy & Heinstein @FloppyHeinstein
10K Followers 10K Following B.A.(Psychology); Master's Degree(M.A.I.S.); Grad Cert (Gerontology),Cartoonist: "Floppy & Heinstein's Funny Holidays!" for sale on Amazon. Working on 2nd Book.
Sal Gentile @salgentile
13K Followers 1K Following head writer/producer of A Closer Look at @latenightseth. other places to find me: https://t.co/ymx52glvgL, https://t.co/TnrmEqCfUc, https://t.co/UCeaChhKNp
Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama
69K Followers 3K Following Makes Movies. Writes with @ndsinnott. Will never pay for twitter.
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2K Followers 2K Following Politics, sapiophile, part of the 🌊, lover of history and amazing things. 💐Science, truth and common decency will win 🌻 I review/followback. No DMs No MAGA
On This Day Four Year.. @Was2020Better
4K Followers 380 Following Are You Better Off Now, Or Four Years Ago? Reminding You what 2020 was actually like. .
rosesarered @rosesarered60
94 Followers 225 Following loving wife, mom and grandma, loyal friend, proud Democrat…hopeful human
Wonder of Light (J. S.. @Wonder_of_Light
3K Followers 3K Following Wonder of Light is a faith-based high school romance between two seniors at odds. Written by @JessScachetti
Jessica Scachetti, Au.. @JessScachetti
9K Followers 9K Following Indie Author of gritty Christian Romance Debut: @Wonder_of_Light ✒️🕯Beliefs: Christian ✝️ Bible=Truth; RP 🚫 = Endorsement of behaviors/actions in RP'd content
¡SATIRISTAS! @Satiristas
5K Followers 5K Following Comic provocateurs targeting political hypocrisy, media distortion & institutionalized ignorance. By @PaulProvenza & @Dan_Dion: https://t.co/vpn2fkEmRn
Paul Provenza @PaulProvenza
23K Followers 6K Following OFFICIAL! Comedian/actor; Director, @ARISTOCRATSfilm; Host @GreenRoomWithPP; coauthor @SATIRISTAS; Prod, @SETLISTSHOW All are welcome here. Amuse me!
Mike Scollins @mikescollins
34K Followers 1K Following From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Graham Chapman @PythonChapman
2K Followers 2K Following Well, graham died and not seen many fan accounts so why not 🏳️🌈
Jared Goerke @JaredGoerke
50K Followers 38K Following Gen Z | VP @Nassauyds | Chair @NYSYDJC | Comm Dir @YDAjewishcaucus | Deputy Finance Dir @YoungDems | MA Gov & Politics | #Isles fan |
Michele @micheleb801
35K Followers 34K Following Wife, mom & proud Democrat. News & political junkie. Reader of banned books. #Resistance #VoteBlue #ProChoice #GunControl #TeamJustice 🌊💙
Leslie Resists 2TheBa.. @Resisted2TheEnd
14K Followers 14K Following Me/It. Old Testament kinda guy. Tells truth to false Twitter gods. Once & Future Hippie. ♏️ Bleeds Dodger Blue. Naughty ✡️👦 In 💕 with Mom Nature. Africanist
Joel Montfort @jmontforttx
73K Followers 72K Following #TX politics. Political Scientist. BA #UT, MA #UTD, #Democrat. Husband to @angelicamaybe dad to Vera & Randolph. Sometimes Humor. #ODAT #texasdemocrat, #txlege
FeelGoodFriendlies2 @FGFriendlies2
1K Followers 2K Following @FGFriendlies2 is a support account! Please follow @FGFriendlies and host @tweetfeelsgood! Play daily @ 9.00 am UK/10.00 CET AND 11 am ET/4 pm UK Sunday-Tuesday
Spider-Lou 🕸️↙.. @spiderlou2099
3K Followers 2K Following I'm a 2x Emmy Award-winner! I'm not a comedian, but I know comedy! All content is for entertainment purposes only!!!!
Jeff 🌊 ☕ @wellsy57
25K Followers 25K Following Trekkie🖖, Papa, Plants, Agnostic, Red Sox ⚾️, Patriots🏈, Celtics 🏀 #Progessive I'm with #BidenHarris #ProChoice #OverturnCitizensUnitd 🚫Lists! 🚫DM's
The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller
207K Followers 132K Following ALWAYS YELL THE TRUTH. Lifting up voices and shining a light on injustices in Tennessee. (DM with story tips!) CASH APP $TNHoller or CHIP IN at the link👇🏽
Jjcool @ArtForJoyRIF
1K Followers 4K Following Making the world more beautiful as a portrait artist after litigation lawyering for 35 yrs.
TracyRayAuthor @TracyRayAuthor
221 Followers 694 Following Magic Spells Delivery Service, dark supernatural thriller. Mayfair Witches meets AHS:COVEN. A trilogy of Witches. No DMs please 🚫 NoH8.
Regi Brittain @RegiBrittain
57K Followers 58K Following Writer | Comedian | Absurdist | Future Cadaver
🖍🦄🟣Growth&Re.. @mysticcrainbowz
16K Followers 17K Following ♥ Community Worker ♥ Passion ♡ Committment ♡ Hope ♡ Faith #ActuallyAutistic ♥ ND ♥ Love for unicorns ♥ 🦄🦄🦄🦄 ❤🌻🦄🦄🌈💩💩
Greg Utas @GregUtas
6K Followers 1K Following Software architect, author, libertarian, Austrian school economics, investing. 🦔 The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
Biden: Speaking of history, did you hear what Donald just said about the major civil war battle? Gettysburg, wow. Trump speech was so embarrassing, the statute of Robert E Lee surrendered again.
Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder…
Jost: We are all here tonight at nerd prom. While Matt Gaetz is at regular prom
One more thing, Barr laughed-off Trump’s comments about executing folks as ‘blowing off steam’ & ‘didn’t take him literally’ but what of the mob bosses that he did biz w/for decades in NYC? Did they blow it off or act on his orders. Understand this & you understand DJT, capiche?
Drunk Uncle or Wedding Crasher?
The former MAGA king is walking randomly around his tacky motel with a microphone, giving improvised speeches about his victim hood wherever he sees an assembly.. #Pathetic #stinky #sleepydon
Jost on RFK Jr’s presidential chances: Like his vaccine card says, he doesn’t have a shot
President Biden on Donald Trump: “Age is the only thing Donald and I have in common, my VP actually endorses me.”
Donald Trump: I want to debate Biden Now Biden: ok, I'll debate Trump Trump: maybe some other time What a clown.
Jost: I do think you could do more on the economy. Have you considered eliminating the national debt by shorting Trump’s stock
I hope they keep Donald Trump's prison cell freezing cold.
President Biden: I want to close tonight with my genuine thanks to the free press. There are some who call you the enemy of the people. That's wrong and it's dangerous
I got my first "Donald Trump / Kristi Noem" campaign swag.
A night out at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
😂😂😂😂😂
Jost: We are all here tonight at nerd prom. While Matt Gaetz is at regular prom
Joe Biden: "Yes, age is an issue. I'm a grown man running against a six-year-old."
If Trump wins the election, this could be the last White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Especially after tonight.
Jost: They both made big strides in health care. Obama got us out of a recession, you got us out of a pandemic. Obama got bin laden, you got OJ.
Biden: "There are some who call you the enemy of the people. That's wrong and it's dangerous. You literally risk your lives doing your job. You do. Covering everything from natural disasters to pandemics to wars and so much more. Some of your colleagues have given their lives..."
Jost: The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for bank fraud and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial and the race is tied? The race is tied. Nothing makes sense anymore.
During his covid disaster-presser 4 years ago today, Trump snapped at a reporter who asked him if he took responsibility for an increase in calls to poison control hotlines after he mused about bleach treating covid My whole thread from that day is worth revisiting 👇
Trump angrily brushes aside a question from @BrianKarem about his disinfectant injections remarks and the ensuing rise in control to poison control hotlines
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