Thoughts and Prayers of Marcus in 2020 @DaiseyPicker
I have no special talents Joined August 2013-
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I want to tell a quick story. The Buffalo shooter had a toothache.
Data visualization insights: Land doesn't vote. People do. #USElection2020
Be you. You’ll be fine.
This is the type of relationship I'm looking for.
I'm not usually very vocal on social media platforms other than dumb jokes but just so we're clear fuck the police.
I'm not usually very vocal on social media platforms other than dumb jokes but just so we're clear fuck the police.
I'm going to keep doing this until every American understands how Hong Kong protests.
The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know how to express
Man avatar really knew how to end a series. The geezers galavant through ba sing se, the avatar faces destiny, THE Agni kai, and AIRSHIP SLICE? Not one disappointing storyline.
As 4:20 approach Snapchat servers explode with activity, everyone everywhere smoking fat clouds. We all laugh, put down our phones and return to what we can only describe as a hell of our open creation. Happy 4/20 everyone!
What's everyone day drinking with today?
gandalf: [whispering to the moth in his hands] hey dude this shit is going sideways could you go get the giant eagles for me moth: yeah... sure i guess?? gandalf: okay thanks i’ll be here moth: [flying away at moth speed] shits gonna take me like 4 months
The battle for helm's deep has no business being so good
Trying to get through March:
As I lay, naked, in bed and my house, and the very Earth it sits on rumbles and shakes, I look back to my younger years as a boy, where I would prance through the wildflowers. I have lived a life wasted.
hey kids! Piss off your racist uncle and vote today!!!!
I’m not afraid to get my ass handed to me. I mean handed to me. Cook my goose, send me on a bruise cruise, I welcome it
Some days I wake up feeling dummy thicc and I can't help but to smile
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I want to tell a quick story. The Buffalo shooter had a toothache.
hot girl summer is over. the time of the orc has come
Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep
fucking hell, imagine
.@POTUS: "How would it be if the United States were viewed by the rest of the world as interfering with the elections directly of other countries and everybody knew it? What would it be like if we engaged in activities that he engaged in? It diminishes the standing of a country."
So what we doing after social media die out? My vote is mini golf.
Biden has been in office more than a month. Kids released from cages: ❌ ICE abolished: ❌ $2000 (or $1400) checks sent: ❌ Student loans cancelled: ❌ Billionaires raking in money: ✔️ $200 million arms sales approved: ✔️
A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter
Paradita técnica para comer y luego seguimos con la pelea.
It’s time for a wealth tax in America.
Actually he been in 40yrs, started a crime bill that destroyed a community and now has the power to right that wrong. Be ready to play 1st day or don’t seek the job.
@SPWTalessia @KillerMike The man has been in office one day...my goodness.
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