The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile! England, United Kingdom Joined August 2016

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

4 months ago

You there boy, when’s bin day?!

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

4 months ago

Merry Christmas from The DJM! x 🎄❤️🎁 #MerryChristmas

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4 months ago

I was going to have Bucks Fizz for breakfast this morning but I'm having trouble making my mind up... #MerryChristmas

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

4 months ago

I got “Bonopoly” last Christmas, it's a very similar game to the original but the streets have no names...

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

4 months ago

Dads watching kids open Christmas presents from ‘Mum & Dad’ when they have no idea what it is they have bought them…

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I'm releasing a Christmas single this year called 'Lets all Feed the World and let them know its Christmas Time'. People ask me how I get away with Plagiarism, I tell them it's as simple as ripping off a Band Aid.

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5 months ago

I'm bringing out a version of the Band Aid song... ‘Duvet Know It's Christmas?’ It's a cover...

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

5 months ago

If you see this car ring the police, It's stollen.

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

5 months ago

Hosanna in Excel sheets!

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

5 months ago

Really excited to open the first door on my advent colander this morning… #December1st

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

6 months ago

Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA… However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

6 months ago

I’m going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week... I just can’t see myself wearing it.

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

6 months ago

BREAKING NEWS! Storm Ciaran has blown the roof off our local cheese factory... There's de brie everywhere. #storm #stormCiaran

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

6 months ago

I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penne. #NationalPastaDay #InternationalPastaDay

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

6 months ago

Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6. His statue is 17ft 4. That’s Horatio of about 3:1 #TrafalgarDay

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6 months ago

I have decided that from the start of next week I am going to dress as a different kind of bread every day. Roll on Monday!

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

6 months ago

Apologies for the angry post…

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Mind @MindCharity

7 months ago

Today is #WorldMentalHealthDay 🌍 And it’s time for action. Take that first step to getting help. Or share this post and help us reach someone who really needs to see it 💙

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All On The Board @allontheboard

7 months ago

As lonely as it feels when you’re struggling with your Mental Health please know you’re not alone. Today is World Mental Health Day, but every day we should talk about our mental health. #WorldMentalHealthDay #MentalHealth @allontheboard

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

7 months ago

Stop.

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Nic @tismenic70

15K Followers 7K Following Tis me. Published photographer. Follow if you like photos and rubbish jokes Only art DMs. Thank you 😊

Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT.

Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again.

#TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDay

Alf @whoelsebutalf

16K Followers 15K Following Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDay

My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child.

Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.

𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥�.. @pearlylondon

68K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.

If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

Ian Power @IHPower

17K Followers 448 Following If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

Iain MacDonald @imacpun

5K Followers 4K Following Using Twitter for testing material for puns for my comedy shows. And trust me, you will be tested... https://t.co/jVMaxloF5j

Puns AndOneliners @punsandoneliner

28K Followers 26K Following Tweeting jokes, puns and one liners from https://t.co/0OwEY987xs on the hour, every hour. Expect to groan more than laugh....

I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD... (Puns, Am Dram, Cats)

Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

10K Followers 984 Following I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD... (Puns, Am Dram, Cats)

~Life's a joke so just laugh ~ Freelance word manipulator ~ Don't let facts get in the way of a good joke ~ RIP Guvfather x Northern Soul will never die✊ KTF

Tears of a Clown🏴�.. @Modmuffin

18K Followers 918 Following ~Life's a joke so just laugh ~ Freelance word manipulator ~ Don't let facts get in the way of a good joke ~ RIP Guvfather x Northern Soul will never die✊ KTF

Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot

9K Followers 7K Following I've been called Witty. Though I'm sure I just misheard what was said? Anyway love and kindness.

Paddy Gallagher @pad_gal

4K Followers 3K Following

Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). I aim to please! Host/Producer/Puntestant @UKPunOff
https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfs

Stevie Vegas (Steve t.. @SteveJuggler

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Chu-Let-The-Dogs-Out�.. @Chumantastic

7K Followers 6K Following Mainly #Comedy🤣 #Family #Politics etc. Ask me the rest & I’ll tell you😊 Back up account is @Chumantastical😁

Ever youthful and eternally optimistic purveyor of puns, silliness, rhyme and occasional song. Fluent in both English and Bullshit. Lifelong follower of #LUFC

The Bard of Cleasby (.. @Norfolkinidea

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John-Paul Keates @jpkeates

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Gary Miller @gazgagsman

3K Followers 3K Following Turned up on my first day at the supermarket with a piggy bank strapped to the side of my head. I'm now a cash ear.

UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up.
Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22.
2024 tour: Get Rich Quick.
JOKE BOOK Punball Wizard
PODCAST It Just So Happened

Richard Pulsford: Lan.. @RichardPulsford

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Steven @steve_d24

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Richard Stone @RichardStone21

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Ex-academic, Scouse & proud (now Brighton/Sussex). Reds, golf, cycling, walking, swimming, reading, music, ale, wordplay. Pro EU, NHS, Social Justice

Matt Wood @mattwood1958

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Bad dad joke and pun lover. Proud father of twin girls, which proves I’ve produced something outstanding at least once. SRFC #21 🇮🇪☘️🇮🇪

Dave Brennan 🇮🇪 @DaveBrennan2125

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David Yovichic @dyov1972

15 Followers 69 Following

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The earth is now experiencing the 6th major mass extinction of species. This time caused by us - humanity. Maybe, just maybe, we can reduce the damage.

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4K Followers 2K Following The earth is now experiencing the 6th major mass extinction of species. This time caused by us - humanity. Maybe, just maybe, we can reduce the damage.

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Michael Hogan @michaelhogan

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What's up, Cyberspace! Welcome to The Comedy Pickaxe. A weekly comedy show about everything and nothing! Tune in for laughs, stories, and terrible jokes.

TheComedyPickaxe @comedypickaxe

9 Followers 49 Following What's up, Cyberspace! Welcome to The Comedy Pickaxe. A weekly comedy show about everything and nothing! Tune in for laughs, stories, and terrible jokes.

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Derby born lifelong DCFC🐑 fan. Now in Northumberland. Always trying to do the right thing.KTF Northern Soul.Running,Cycling,bouncing….

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620 Followers 142 Following I create posts for @APRCoffee and I'm a volunteer/regular visitor at the no-kill and no-cage Stay-A-While Cat Shelter.

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52 Followers 96 Following A man just staring down the barrel of 50 trying to make sense of it all #boxing #ufc #gym #dogs #autism

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gus must @anguscrane9

43 Followers 62 Following extremely smrt

I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door,
the layers of nuance caught their eyes,
the day I won The Turner Prize.

Balderdash @notDcfcBoss

41K Followers 913 Following I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door, the layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize.

Nic @tismenic70

15K Followers 7K Following Tis me. Published photographer. Follow if you like photos and rubbish jokes Only art DMs. Thank you 😊

Alf @whoelsebutalf

16K Followers 15K Following Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDay

𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥�.. @pearlylondon

68K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.

Ian Power @IHPower

17K Followers 448 Following If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

Iain MacDonald @imacpun

5K Followers 4K Following Using Twitter for testing material for puns for my comedy shows. And trust me, you will be tested... https://t.co/jVMaxloF5j

Puns AndOneliners @punsandoneliner

28K Followers 26K Following Tweeting jokes, puns and one liners from https://t.co/0OwEY987xs on the hour, every hour. Expect to groan more than laugh....

Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

10K Followers 984 Following I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD... (Puns, Am Dram, Cats)

Tears of a Clown🏴�.. @Modmuffin

18K Followers 918 Following ~Life's a joke so just laugh ~ Freelance word manipulator ~ Don't let facts get in the way of a good joke ~ RIP Guvfather x Northern Soul will never die✊ KTF

Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot

9K Followers 7K Following I've been called Witty. Though I'm sure I just misheard what was said? Anyway love and kindness.

Stevie Vegas (Steve t.. @SteveJuggler

9K Followers 4K Following Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). I aim to please! Host/Producer/Puntestant @UKPunOff https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfs

The Bard of Cleasby (.. @Norfolkinidea

3K Followers 4K Following Ever youthful and eternally optimistic purveyor of puns, silliness, rhyme and occasional song. Fluent in both English and Bullshit. Lifelong follower of #LUFC

Gary Miller @gazgagsman

3K Followers 3K Following Turned up on my first day at the supermarket with a piggy bank strapped to the side of my head. I'm now a cash ear.

Richard Pulsford: Lan.. @RichardPulsford

9K Followers 8K Following UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up. Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22. 2024 tour: Get Rich Quick. JOKE BOOK Punball Wizard PODCAST It Just So Happened

Steven @steve_d24

10K Followers 7K Following lif is too short.

Sharp tongue, quick wit, occasionally sarcastic, contains scenes some viewers may find disturbing. Underwhelming. Keeper of the magnet. No DMs. Not a people fan

Jax @Gellyfsh

2K Followers 2K Following Sharp tongue, quick wit, occasionally sarcastic, contains scenes some viewers may find disturbing. Underwhelming. Keeper of the magnet. No DMs. Not a people fan

Purveyor of all good Metal/Punk.
#HemoDialysis
#TransplantList
#CKD
engaged to @Cute_Cthulhu💚
Co-host of @awfullybritish2
Watford FC
❤💛🖤🐝🐝
🦔🦦🦡🦊

🤘⸸ 𝕸𝖆𝖙 .. @MaidenWatford

3K Followers 990 Following Purveyor of all good Metal/Punk. #HemoDialysis #TransplantList #CKD engaged to @Cute_Cthulhu💚 Co-host of @awfullybritish2 Watford FC ❤💛🖤🐝🐝 🦔🦦🦡🦊

Kevin Johns @Berlinseshdmtv

5K Followers 3K Following It's not dark yet but it's getting there

Julian Lee @JulianLeeComedy

2K Followers 2K Following I tell jokes, audiences laugh. In the right places as well. So you should book me. Cheers.

Someone has destroyed the dumplings at the local Chinese takeaway, I think that’s Wonton Vandalism. The Man With The Golden Puns. #CFC #Traveller #BrentfordFC

UncleTog1️⃣9️�.. @tog1989

2K Followers 2K Following Someone has destroyed the dumplings at the local Chinese takeaway, I think that’s Wonton Vandalism. The Man With The Golden Puns. #CFC #Traveller #BrentfordFC

Ed Cumming @edcumming

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2K Followers 2K Following Fractional CMO for CPG brands | prev: VP of Marketing @my_obvi | founder @aislingorganics | @RTouchPoints & @octaneAI advisor

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The National Archives @UkNatArchives

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Air Vice-Marshal Simo.. @SimonEdwardsRAF

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Here we go! © fabrizio.romano93@gmail.com 📩

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Arsenal Man, Arsenal Vision Podcaster: Rangers (Larkhall) Non League, Lakers, Lebron, Vieira, Lewis, Cycling, Rugby inspire my tweets. Be nice to each other ❤️

Clive @clivepafc

87K Followers 2K Following Arsenal Man, Arsenal Vision Podcaster: Rangers (Larkhall) Non League, Lakers, Lebron, Vieira, Lewis, Cycling, Rugby inspire my tweets. Be nice to each other ❤️

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Merry Christmas 🎄 have a wonderful day

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Thanks for making me laugh all year. Merry Christmas.

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Some new material from crackers today mate!

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ⛄️ ⛄️

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Chris @ChrisS

4 months ago

@DadJokeMan I normally love your jokes, but I don't get this one...

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Tara @BesitosU

4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Merry Christmas DJM, thanks for all the laughs and smiles you bring us 😊 "Ho ho ho" - Santa

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Chris @Redlegend68

4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Merry Christmas DJM - thank you for the jokes this year and here's to 2024 🥂

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Merry Christmas! Today is the day when we have a captive audience: make them groan!

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Merry Christmas 🎅 Thanks for all the laughs. Keep them coming!! 🤣

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Did we not do Merry Christmas an hour or so ago? Nice to see you back matey.❤️

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Tom Moore @Tomamoore81

4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Merry Christmas you beautiful man!! ❤ 🎄

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan The same to you, Sir! 🎄👍🤗🍷

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan And to you and your family too… Many thanks for all the smiles you bring into our lives. Please keep them coming! 🎄🎅🎁🎉🥳

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4 months ago

@DadJokeMan Merry Christmas, DJM 🎄🎅🏼🥳 Have a great day ✨

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5 months ago

The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

5 months ago

I'm bringing out a version of the Band Aid song... ‘Duvet Know It's Christmas?’ It's a cover...

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

Summer 24.. I’ll be seeing you! I can’t wait! 🖤 Pre-order my album to get access to exclusive pre-sale! jessglynne.lnk.to/Store

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6 months ago

We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Sir Bobby Charlton. Our thoughts are with Sir Bobby’s family, friends and everyone connected with Manchester United at this time. May he rest in peace ❤️