goose @CompoundGeese

Fly home buddy, I work alone. Colorado, USA Joined April 2014

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goose @CompoundGeese

6 days ago

@zzzzzzzzzu1 @propernator @CounterStrike Damn bro, just get a job

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2 weeks ago

Local McDonald’s ran out of of hashbrowns the day after the Fourth of July

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2 weeks ago

@Quila_The_Goose @ren_wen_moon @Day_Walker_666

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My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.

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goose @CompoundGeese

3 weeks ago

@HuntedCow Disclaimer: they shoot birds for flying

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3 weeks ago

@HuntedCow Yall shoot down birds for trying to fly

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3 weeks ago

This absolutely reads as the Babylon Bee

Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee

3 weeks ago

Report: Female cop shoots Jewish rabbi outside Pornhub office in Canada while hiding from Marxist gunman who killed immigrant officer named Mohamed notthebee.com/t23da

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goose @CompoundGeese

a month ago

@pissvortex I had the opposite last week. Was trying to adjust settings on Fortnite downloaded thru steam and it was acting weird so uninstalled and went to install on epic and it was in the toilet for download speeds

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a month ago

@expired_grl The way they go after my vape, prolly not wrong

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a month ago

@jan_murray

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a month ago

Audi playing the Lamborghini Card to Ferrari is chef’s kiss.

Thomas Maher @thomasmaheronf1

a month ago

The one and only Audi Nuvolari currently in existence, the pre-production model, has just been for two hot laps with Nico Hulkenberg and Gabriel Bortoleto. Bortoleto parks it up in front of Audi CEO Gernot Dollner to conclude the run. #F1 #MonacoGP

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goose @CompoundGeese

a month ago

@bavedikian @BestBuy @FedEx BestBuy delivered a Razor headset to my old address and someone took it. Sent me another headset to new address within a few days. Circa 2020

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goose @CompoundGeese

a month ago

@shub0414 It’s called bowing out of the race

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a month ago

@FLOTJM @heyJohnEe For a single prompt, copy, paste, while I’m on lunch, not half bad.

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a month ago

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowerPlays My 3080ti is lagging behind (my fault, 4k monitor is a beast)

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a month ago

@McJuggerNuggets

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a month ago

It’s Edward Carthands

Lukas Ziegler @lukas_m_ziegler

a month ago

is that the Lamborghini of robot hands? spotted at ICRA. @wuji_global

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goose @CompoundGeese

2 months ago

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXon I need some new games

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goose @CompoundGeese

2 months ago

New Scaling Law just dropped

MTS @MTSlive

2 months ago

SITUATION EXPLAINED: For 70 years, chips got better by making transistors smaller. Huawei says it found a different way. • Huawei published a new "Tau Scaling Law" replacing geometric scaling with time scaling • The idea is to compress signal propagation delay instead of