Chance the Snacker @Chanceroyce
Amateur Scientist/Retired Narcissist/ Loquacious Recluse Austin, TX Joined December 2012-
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Are there more Doodles or Teslas in Austin? And when are we getting Doodles Driving Teslas share riding? I want answers people? #austin #Doodles #Tesla
Tales from a Door Guy 6/10/23 Lady: why can’t we come in?!? Me: bc y’all are clearly drunk and your friend stumbled and fell trying to come in. Lady: we’re from Florida and we can do anything in Florida. Me: except read books
Just got a Groupon for a tour of the titanic if anyone wants to join?
J Money doing 25 to life at 13
Porcupine Party
The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down
The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down
A haunted house but full of different sexual predators in each room: frat daddies, CEOs, Cosby ect…. #hauntedhouse #HalloweenEnds #Halloween
When she can tell you the flavor of the hard seltzer you’re drinking after kissing… is that a red flag 🚩 or a green flag???
Just saw a video where @LilTunechi pretty much says not all white men are bad. He’s my favorite rapper now.
I think I’m gonna get a therapist again just because I don’t think I’m emotionally ready to start the final season of Better Call Saul
My new favorite thing to do is when someone is complaining to me about how they have a friend that’s always story topping is I stop them mid story and say “Nawwww that’s nothing, I have a friend who tops EVERYONES story”
I like that @Apple knows where I’m at. It’s nice someone cares.
Sounds like twitter is getting back to freedom of speech and hilarity 🙌🏼
Sounds like twitter is getting back to freedom of speech and hilarity 🙌🏼
I’m tired of old presidents running our country we need a badass that fucks.
“Fuck your Feelings!!!!! And fuck your mask Mandates you fucking pussies!!!” Two years later “see once a sperm hits a egg that’s life and that’s sacred” 🙄 😒 🤦♂️ 🖕🏼
I don’t think my multiple personalities are a “disorder” I see them as tools on how to deal with you all…. And don’t judge Jamie bc she gets drunk and gets flirty it’s just who I am.
If Will Smith and Jada Pickett get a divorce are we still not allowed to say her name?
The same people who are against abortion are the same people 2 years ago that we’re running around the country waving flags that eloquently said “fuck your feelings” 🤔
French Canadian Monta.. @PeezyTX
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Ver$ace Kolache 😎 @VersaceKolache
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Love my tall man... �.. @LBSwartwout
1K Followers 1K Following Wisdom tucked firmly in my belt, more to come, still learning to fly, never slow down never grow old #strokesurvivor #warriors #sadieboxer RIP SADIE 3-24-21
Justin Appleby @JustinAppleby0
13 Followers 45 Following 160 characters falls far too short... You know, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Lathas @Lathas142998
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Thades @Thades320679
1 Followers 586 Following When you come to this world, you must make an effort to see more scenery.
Carolyn Bridget Kenne.. @CarolynBKennedy
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SAKIL KHAN KHAN @khan_sakil73255
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xAlienxPersonx @xalienxpersonx
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Marlin King @MarlinK65917043
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Venture Communist @vagrant_beard
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Bucky Sparks @Bucky_Sparks
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50 Followers 451 Following Once you choose hope everything’s possible. #ChristopherReeves Where there’s hope is faith with faith there’s miracles. Checkout Wonder Wheels YouTube channel
///kris @Adventure_foto
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jesss.eth @itskeekah
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ElevatedMindWellness @ElevatedMindWe1
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jane Reuben @jane36814710
781 Followers 5K Following don’t follow me with a fake profile. My daughter is my life
Turning Cole Into Dia.. @TCIDPodcast
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🤘Case Boogie™️.. @BassmanCase
870 Followers 1K Following Widower, Salesman, Bass/Guitar/Ukelele player, Cat Dad 😻, BMX 🚲. Vote Blue to Save Democracy. Also a huge sports fan. #Longhorns #Cowboys #Spurs #AustinFC
HiderSeeker @HiderSeekerZoom
9 Followers 56 Following A video conference game of hide and seek. Designed to be played using the ZOOM application.
tay🧚♂️ @filmbytheadora
53 Followers 129 Following she/her🌤 visual artist 🌈 la, nyc, north carolina Instagram: filmbytheadora
Mark Roman @TheMarkRoman
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The Goods from the Wo.. @TheGoodsPod
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Jane from State Farm @Jane_Bennett__
1K Followers 629 Following I do NOT work at State Farm. I'm done with Sergio but I do love another. I don't think I'm doing Twitter right anymore...🙁
Pamela Chelin @PamelaChelin
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Hammer&Giggle @hammerandgiggle
57 Followers 519 Following The Matryohska of all comedy shows FREE 3-shows-in-1-night Comedy Competition is Friday, 3/29 at 9,10, & 11pm @russianhouseatx
PeteofAllTrades @PeteofAllTrades
693 Followers 1K Following Comedian, writer, maker of things. Views are my own... are yours? #Resist
Emienesss @Emienesss
206 Followers 772 Following Activist , Feminist , Vintage Loving Vixen , Swing Dancer 💃 She/Her
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Restaurant Die Waid @DieWaid
14K Followers 12K Following Award-winning restaurant in Zurich, with seasonal and Swiss-Asian style cuisine with an impressive view over the city, lake and the Glarner alps ☏043 422 08 08
Rae Walker @Walkerl62Walker
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Jules Fal @JulesFal1
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Brian Gaar @briangaar
80K Followers 2K Following Finally a bearded white dude in comedy. https://t.co/z1EDZmqdBo Bluesky: https://t.co/XkLVhTtCfv
French Canadian Monta.. @PeezyTX
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Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
Mike Wiebe * @mikewiebe
4K Followers 971 Following I do @drax_tx, @thegamblers, @themccuewans, @internewspod.
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880K Followers 507 Following I am a comic, actor, feral cat wrangler, writer & host of WTF the podcast.
Mac Blake @macbdazzler
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Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope
378K Followers 599 Following Leader of My Own Free World. Facebook: https://t.co/N5Cq8FQXmv… Instagram: https://t.co/2ORtBo54ww TikTok: https://t.co/N3HawFcKkp
reggie watts @reggiewatts
228K Followers 452 Following In the absence of truth there is confusion; the essence of truth!
Ver$ace Kolache 😎 @VersaceKolache
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135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/him
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Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero
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Bill Gates @BillGates
64.6M Followers 586 Following Sharing things I'm learning through my foundation work and other interests.
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Fox News @FoxNews
24.5M Followers 261 Following Follow America's #1 cable news network, delivering you breaking news, insightful analysis, and must-see videos. https://t.co/sXA1eVB5Gv
Elon Musk @elonmusk
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Bucky Sparks @Bucky_Sparks
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///kris @Adventure_foto
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jesss.eth @itskeekah
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Turning Cole Into Dia.. @TCIDPodcast
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Jeff Solomon @JERFsolo
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Gina B @ginabartoli
452 Followers 1K Following burpees, spirit animals, queen (the band), savages, spicy margs and mental health. these are just a few of my favorite things
tay🧚♂️ @filmbytheadora
53 Followers 129 Following she/her🌤 visual artist 🌈 la, nyc, north carolina Instagram: filmbytheadora
Mark Roman @TheMarkRoman
2K Followers 2K Following Human | Rep: Artistic Talent LA | SAG-AFTRA actor | https://t.co/mr8oitvIwj Organizer | Improv Comedy Performer | Writer | Reseller
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
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I’m SO seeing this.
Just had a nice chat with the always fun Perry Farrell whose band Jane’s Addiction received a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nomination today and whose other band Porno for Pyros heads out on their farewell tour next week.
Our Polish repair guy sent this to my boyfriend and I just love it
Why the hell would @mattrife block me? I'm his opener!
I think everyone in Gotham knows Bruce Wayne is Batman and they're just, like, playing along.
🚨🚨Rare footage 🚨🚨 Flappers being built in 2010.
Me: I’m worried I’m dying alone because all the good ones are taken Mom: have you thought about switching up your medication?
Remember when AOC went to visit The Tonight Show writers earlier this year?
Sitcom pitch:
There’s a town in Florida where only sex offenders live. Miracle Village is home to over 200 sex offenders and its the largest community of sex offenders in the entire US. It’s known as “a safe haven for sex offenders” … 👀
Hard pass.
I quote this all the time
I'll take Paul Lynde center square please.
Your parents are murderers
Deeply troubled by the online attacks against Dr. @PeterHotez. Standing in solidarity with Peter & all our public health and medical professionals committed to delivering science-backed health information, particularly about vaccines. vox.com/2023/6/22/2376…
@JamesEsses Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions. The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.
Being spineless usually pays off in the long run
All new episode of The @Pornhub Podcast is out now! @kayleygunner : From Military Sergeant to Pornstar !!! PornhubPodcast.com
I am offering $100,000.00 to the charity of your choice for anyone willing to debate me that women be shoppin.
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