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The Justice Department had sued Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger seeking an unredacted statewide voter list, and U.S. District Judge Eleanor Ross was presiding over that case. to.pbs.org/43EFXO0
Judge Ross has granted our motion to recuse in the Georgia voter rolls litigation. 5 page order:
BREAKING: Yesterday the U.S. Navy released new guidance for all ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz… In the form of an, wait for it, FAQ. 👇👇
Also, “if they stop developing terrorism,” the deal appears to do the opposite. It effectively protects Hezbollah by limiting Israel’s ability to strike it. In practice, It gives Hezbollah room to rebuild and rearm.
JD Vance says if the Iranian regime “fundamentally transforms” and changes its behavior, it can receive sanctions relief and other benefits. Maybe. But I would love to know what signals the U.S. negotiating team is seeing that suggest a regime built on these ideological and
Finland charged the Russian captain and an Azerbaijani boatswain of the vessel Fitburg with damaging underwater cables in the Gulf of Finland and serious sabotage that could carry up to 10 years in prison, Yle reported. The ship was detained after the December incident between Helsinki and Tallinn with its anchor chain down while carrying sanctioned Russian steel to Israel.
JD Vance on why they haven’t released the text of the MOU: “There are sensitivities that exist in the Arab and Muslim world…”
JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israel asked to review the US-Iran peace agreement, but was reportedly denied.
"Without me there would be no Israel" Donald Trump expressed frustration with Benjamin Netanyahu on the sidelines of the G7, criticizing Israel's strikes in Lebanon and suggesting Syria would do a better job fighting Hezbollah bloom.bg/4aSE8ki
Washington Whisper President @realDonaldTrump apparently opts for Syria neo-Jihadist invasion of Lebanon to continue the armed struggle against Iran Hezbollah (China Russia...) Hay'at Tahrir al-Sham better to defend Israel interests than @netanyahu @naftalibennett...
Trump: I suggested to Israel that Syria should deal with Hezbollah; I think they would do a better job.
Today U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen for @DMNnews announced the unsealing of a federal indictment charging 15 defendants with conspiracy to impede or injure federal officers and other charges related to efforts of two Minneapolis-based ANTIFA groups that violently opposed the enforcement of federal law. These charges and arrests reflect the joint efforts of the Justice Department and @DHSgov to address organized lawless behavior that seeks to disrupt the enforcement of federal law and endanger law enforcement officers and communities.
ANTIFA RIOTERS CHARGED. @TheJusticeDept has charged 15 violent rioters with charges including conspiracy to impede or injure federal officers, solicitation to commit a crime of violence, interstate threats, interstate stalking, assault on a federal officer, and destruction of government property. @SecMullinDHS has been clear: if you impede or assault our officers, you will be ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED.
BREAKING 🔴 Iran’s Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters (IRGC) claims Israel has violated the southern Lebanon ceasefire 84 times in the 2 days since President Trump declared the war over. The command warned that if Israeli strikes continue, Iran’s armed forces will respond “harshly.”
BREAKING: Russia has confirmed their warship fired warning shots in the English Channel because the UK-registered yacht was 'following a dangerous course' Sky's Moscow correspondent @IvorBennett has the latest details 🔗trib.al/GPR59Ik
SPLC boss funneled $1.2 million to lover in neo-Nazi group - pair even had joint bank account trib.al/7wnuofS
When asked whether he has been briefed on the contents of the U.S.-Iran MOU, Senate Majority Leader John Thune replied: “I certainly have not been briefed.”
Israel will have to continue to deal with our mutual threats - yes - our mutual threats. Israel must ignore the half of Team Trump that is trying to constrain its actions. Focus on the other half and take it to our mutual enemies.
The goal of the terror attack was to target “capitalist elites,” “billionaires” and politicians who receive money from AIPAC. They planned to use explosive-laden drones to strike buildings, sparking panic and driving the fleeing crowd to a sniper team poised to pick them off.
FBI arrests 5 people in connection with drone attack plot against White House UFC Freedom 250 event trib.al/WtYQPTG
Avigdor Liberman warns that a US-Iran agreement would effectively make Iran a nuclear power, urges Israel to rethink its strategy, and says Netanyahu has weakened deterrence and security decision-making. Reporting by @JamesGenn jpost.com/israel-news/ar…
⚽ 🏆 🇨🇻 Cape Verde fans rejoice after Spain draw in first World Cup match Cape Verde fans in Sao Vicente celebrated after the country held Spain to a 0-0 draw in Atlanta in the team's first ever World Cup game. European champions Spain had been expected to cruise past the debutants, but could not break through their resolute defence
President Trump said he plans to hold a press conference and read the full memorandum of understanding with Iran “word-by-word” to ensure the media reports on it accurately. He called the agreement a “very important document” and said the public will be able to see its contents in full. Trump also contrasted the deal with the Obama-era nuclear agreement, calling the JCPOA “the worst agreement” and arguing it created a path to a nuclear weapon. He said his agreement instead serves as a “wall against a nuclear weapon.”
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