CE's Mustache @CEs_Mustache
a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache. Non-practicing lawyer, lindy hopper, balboa-er. Cards, Wolverines, Spurs, USMNT, USWNT, Hoyas. He/him. Joined June 2010-
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oh, what marvel would've done to hear that
storm the capitol: princeton sleeps 😴 oppose genocide: straight to jail. no diploma. 👮🏻♂️
storm the capitol: princeton sleeps 😴 oppose genocide: straight to jail. no diploma. 👮🏻♂️ https://t.co/jL2G0WsLQN
seems like a breach of fiduciary duties to shareholders to do so
seems like a breach of fiduciary duties to shareholders to do so
#Shogun was incredible. Also, its creators were lying through their teeth (as they had to). They're not doing another season. Not after that.
YES YES YES
Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades
Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades https://t.co/GXab6Q7ktC
Mass graves uncovered in Gaza show victims’ hands were tied before they were killed and buried. Among the dead are doctors, zip tied and still wearing their scrubs. Further evidence of Israeli forces extrajudicially executing Palestinian civilians. news.un.org/en/story/2024/…
guarantee you Hiromatsu-sama holds his sake better
guarantee you Hiromatsu-sama holds his sake better
these are federal police that he can command, of course because otherwise saying this is nonsensical
these are federal police that he can command, of course because otherwise saying this is nonsensical
hoo boy
lol too easy
BREAKING: The FTC just banned non-compete agreements. The Federal Trade Commission has issued a final rule making it illegal for bosses to make workers sign noncompetes in any scenario, and voiding nearly all existing noncompetes. This is a game changer for American workers.
Spent nearly a year reporting this profile of the amazing Padma Lakshmi for @NewYorker — and it goes places that I (and I’m pretty sure she) never expected it to newyorker.com/culture/profil…
well, #TheMinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare was uncomplicated and fun not quite as good as uncle, but pretty fun
I would pay money to see him in a stress position
I would pay money to see him in a stress position
His Holiness The Marg.. @Jerkwheatery
3K Followers 1K Following if I'd known she was religious, then I wouldn't have came stoned
Wanda 💛 @ThatWMD
2K Followers 715 Following Mets fan. Recovering attorney. Daughter of Dominican immigrants. Solidarity Forever. She/her. https://t.co/c6pDSZgHFN. Protect trans kids.
Kevin Bartner @heshsson
758 Followers 797 Following Brooklyn born. Long Island raised. Atlanta resident. Vegas visitor. Believer in the Hava Nagila Theory. Jet/Met fan. I know pain. AKA UkraineNotWeak
John @JuanchoS
1K Followers 4K Following Copywriter/librarian(ish). Catholic, but somehow not annoying. 🇸🇰
Phil Catelinet @PhilCatelinet
1K Followers 790 Following IT professional, musician, cyclist, lover of fine cuisine, Scotch, bourbon. Violist with @nyrorchestra. He/him
actioncookbook @actioncookbook
22K Followers 891 Following Clevelander, Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel. BlueSky: https://t.co/sMmb9aisbL // Instagram: @actioncookbook)
i’m just Ken @roto_tudor
5K Followers 507 Following He/Him. ex-ozarker in the PNW finest rodeo clown in Yell County
Robert from Wisconsin @Rob_In_WI
1K Followers 1K Following Ham Cannon Fan since 2023. Known as WisconsinRob where the sky is blue
Timothy Burke @bubbaprog
116K Followers 1K Following Journalist. @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us on Bluesky.
Dr. ACME Sales Rep., .. @ACMESalesRep
982 Followers 575 Following Code name: Stretch Lazarus. Internet personality. If other people think having a Ph.D. is enough reason to put “Dr.” in their name, who am I to argue?
JPF @JoannePistonFan
1K Followers 625 Following Love my Detroit Pistons, coffee, and general silliness. Corgi owner!!
Eric, just Eric @EricAngevine
724 Followers 2K Following Colorado born, Kansas raised, now in Virginia. Author of Hinkle Fieldhouse: Indiana's Basketball Cathedral.
Dawn @502eire
5K Followers 2K Following a really cool kisser and not all that strict of a Christian. she/her. find me on the sky app
mister springtime @mustachetoilet
8K Followers 772 Following a grilled cheese with a sucked dick | the mustache thread guy | the capitalism toilet guy | the trapeze troop wife fucker guy | he/him
Colin Durant @CGDurant
2K Followers 2K Following Writer, reader, listener, husband, father, and son. Tech PR/comms, @SeattleNABJ secretary.
J-No has a herd menta.. @Notthatgiordano
338 Followers 565 Following Has Cub's fever. Loves her dogs and her husband, too. Used to be known as J-No around the interwebs.
Andrew Bucholtz @AndrewBucholtz
10K Followers 11K Following Sports media @awfulannouncing. Sports/pop culture @thecomeback. Editor, Conflicts of Interest Online, @SDHistCon. [email protected].
BRAKIN THE LAW BRAKIN.. @YinkaDoubleDare
537 Followers 411 Following DON'T TOUCH ME @yinkadoubledare.bsky.social
Tee Zay Tee Ziy Kiy @andrea_reiher
3K Followers 2K Following Freelancer, member Television Critics Association. May or may not be notable. Writing at @heavysan, @variety, @popsugar, @EW, @collider.
Paul Schofield @pschofie79
14K Followers 7K Following Associate Professor of Philosophy, Bates College. Ethics, Politics, Film. Author of DUTY TO SELF (OUP, 2021). Researching housing justice and homelessness.
Brian Floyd @BrianMFloyd
28K Followers 2K Following doing audience dev things, some work for non-profits and hollering about college football usually
HedyYantz @HYantz91970
109 Followers 2K Following
Faith Bentley @FaithBentl92333
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Matthew Taylor @sokerfreak
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Deborah @deborah87sulliv
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Michelle @michell71139881
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Tiara Weaver @WeaverTiar82150
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Ellis Sophie @EllisS68441
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ELON MUSK @Elon_musk_page0
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Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethH65605
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Latisha @latisha_propst7
202 Followers 3K Following
Southern Dadbod Vibes @doodledewitt
833 Followers 3K Following gumbo aficionado, (better than average)pepper jelly maker and bad dog trainer.
Melissa @jones97melissa
164 Followers 3K Following
John Vodrey @John_Vodrey
250 Followers 289 Following Reform the Supreme Court. Contact your members of Congress via link ⬇️
Snide Remarks @Whaddasaychief
41 Followers 460 Following
J @jboweswrites
88 Followers 142 Following
Rima @cosselman_rima8
185 Followers 3K Following
ACMESalesRepJr @ACMESalesRepJr
24 Followers 20 Following Twitter: Where hate speech is allowed, but don't you dare make fun of someone for snitch-tagging Dave Portnoy.
Lil’ Fat Ed @Willincoaz
135 Followers 868 Following Don’t try to talk to me about “the government” “the media” nor “the politics” … I’ve seen “The Wire”
Bunny @babybunnybutt
263 Followers 3K Following Stairs in either direction are a nightmare. #twinja lurker
Bennet Sarge @bigsarge0003
662 Followers 5K Following Retired Military man 🇺🇸sharing my travels 🛫and way of life. My loves are my family👨👩👧👦, my dog 🐶 the beach🏝 and golf! ⛳️ 🏌
Knickerbacker @knickerbacker
3K Followers 1K Following
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
95Sports @95Sports
2K Followers 787 Following 280 character commentary on sports (and other stuff) up and down highway 95. Dick jokes. Lots of dick jokes. General buffoonery. The work goes on.
doug @DigDougDap
223 Followers 590 Following Kill the headlights and put it in neutral. Noted Eddie Sutton enthusiast. My Orlando Magic and Orlando City tweets will get annoying.
CJ - **Sociology Save.. @SuperCJ850
3K Followers 5K Following Florida Born #FAMU #HBCU #LionsOnly #OwSweet #BoxingTwitter #BLM * Super Mom * 🇵🇹 🇦🇴 *History, Culture, Politics, Hip-Hop & Sports*
Matthew Tomaszewicz @shinguardian
13K Followers 1K Following Team player, problem solver, optimist, single dad, non-stereotypical SF tech guy.
Gatekeeping Persona(A.. @Aliafonzy43
12K Followers 5K Following Living @ NYC. SWE. Opinions are of my own
Philly M. Nerd @PhillyMovieNerd
89K Followers 4K Following Philadelphia has many ardent film freaks. I am one of them. Perhaps the loudest. I also love cats and video games, but really who doesn't?
CRISTI Mustafa @mustafacristi1
5 Followers 645 Following
HotSprots3dot0 @HotSprots3dot0
99 Followers 118 Following Have been suspended for impersonating: Alex Kirshner and Darren Rovell. No. 1 troop supporter online.
Jacob Hayes @jacob_hayes_HFX
140 Followers 1K Following 🏆 ENTREPRENEUR 💼 INVESTOR 📈 TRADER 💰 MISSION. I help motivate & expose people to become financially free just like you.💯
The Fact of Other Min.. @csilverandgold
7K Followers 5K Following aspiring form as Grecian goldsmiths make / of hammered gold & gold enameling / to set upon a golden bough & sing / the song our captors on the banks required.
Howard Fooksman @GoGoHoFo
542 Followers 394 Following Recovering academic, current edtech expert. NF Survivor.
suburban kid with a b.. @hobobindleguy
240 Followers 2K Following this place is best shunned and left uninhabited. kid haver and wife simp. mostly not a lawyer anymore. aspiring bindle maker. he/him.
TANKONE @TankGrows
2K Followers 4K Following IBEX AFFILIATE: https://t.co/t5oCF7aAPf… Home grown and cultivation. 2 tents and 1 small greenhouse. #growyourown #420friendly #homegarden
BlackburnEndYTS @BlackburnEndYTS
1K Followers 3K Following It’s your @rovers return only a pound. Tweeting all things BRFC #blackburnrovers
LA 420 Express @LA420Express
311 Followers 1K Following LA 420 eXpress is Los Angeles County's most reliable marijuana delivery service, operating from 10:00 AM to 8:00 PM every day of the week.
His Holiness The Marg.. @Jerkwheatery
3K Followers 1K Following if I'd known she was religious, then I wouldn't have came stoned
🦍BUM CHILLUPS AKA .. @edsbs
199K Followers 2K Following Kickin' it in Hattiesburg Two things a week at: @channel6_feed everything else: https://t.co/FO7JZ8lKGi
Wanda 💛 @ThatWMD
2K Followers 715 Following Mets fan. Recovering attorney. Daughter of Dominican immigrants. Solidarity Forever. She/her. https://t.co/c6pDSZgHFN. Protect trans kids.
Kevin Bartner @heshsson
758 Followers 797 Following Brooklyn born. Long Island raised. Atlanta resident. Vegas visitor. Believer in the Hava Nagila Theory. Jet/Met fan. I know pain. AKA UkraineNotWeak
John @JuanchoS
1K Followers 4K Following Copywriter/librarian(ish). Catholic, but somehow not annoying. 🇸🇰
Phil Catelinet @PhilCatelinet
1K Followers 790 Following IT professional, musician, cyclist, lover of fine cuisine, Scotch, bourbon. Violist with @nyrorchestra. He/him
actioncookbook @actioncookbook
22K Followers 891 Following Clevelander, Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel. BlueSky: https://t.co/sMmb9aisbL // Instagram: @actioncookbook)
IMG_4346.jpeg @petegaines
2K Followers 869 Following from rockford, went to kansas, live in chicago, that should give you a rough idea of what to expect
i’m just Ken @roto_tudor
5K Followers 507 Following He/Him. ex-ozarker in the PNW finest rodeo clown in Yell County
Robert from Wisconsin @Rob_In_WI
1K Followers 1K Following Ham Cannon Fan since 2023. Known as WisconsinRob where the sky is blue
Timothy Burke @bubbaprog
116K Followers 1K Following Journalist. @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us on Bluesky.
Adam Jacobi @adam_jacobi
4K Followers 571 Following Publisher, @IowaAwesome. Current Iowa Hawkeye beats: football, WBB, recruiting and more. Usually right, never perfect, always fair.
Dr. ACME Sales Rep., .. @ACMESalesRep
982 Followers 575 Following Code name: Stretch Lazarus. Internet personality. If other people think having a Ph.D. is enough reason to put “Dr.” in their name, who am I to argue?
JPF @JoannePistonFan
1K Followers 625 Following Love my Detroit Pistons, coffee, and general silliness. Corgi owner!!
Eric, just Eric @EricAngevine
724 Followers 2K Following Colorado born, Kansas raised, now in Virginia. Author of Hinkle Fieldhouse: Indiana's Basketball Cathedral.
Dawn @502eire
5K Followers 2K Following a really cool kisser and not all that strict of a Christian. she/her. find me on the sky app
man it’s a hot zone.. @Mobute
78K Followers 1K Following Hallmark podcast. Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, Gawker, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice. He/him. https://t.co/BsfimwZqer
Laura Bassett @LEBassett
137K Followers 2K Following election columnist @TheCut. Ex-EIC @Jezebel. Subscribe to my newsletter, Nightcap! Linked below
‘Miserable’ Pablo.. @PabloTorre
201K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/dYsymWPfue 👀 https://t.co/fkt4Zrai9w 🎧 @aroundthehorn @pti @morning_joe 📺
Kali Reis @KO_Reis86
16K Followers 1K Following 🥇former WBA/IBO/WBO Super lightweight Champ 🥊 Wampanoag 🪶Cape Verdean 🇨🇻 🎬Actor #MMIW #fight4allnations
Steph Yang | Horrible.. @thrace
24K Followers 1K Following Women's soccer staff writer @TheAthleticSCCR Former blue boot https://t.co/SKgJbNrZXx Yes I’m on threads too @thrace_
Bozi Tatarevic @BoziTatarevic
27K Followers 985 Following I run in front of race cars professionally and create motorsport content. Champion Racing Mechanic | Writer @RoadandTrack | Presenter | Dessert Fan
Patrick Barron 🐻�.. @BlueBarronPhoto
12K Followers 1K Following Michigan football photog via MGoBlog. Photographed every US National Park. Featured by ArtButMakeItSports. Nigel Thornberry lookin MF. Oogie Boogie Squirrel Man
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
263K Followers 4K Following Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
451K Followers 230 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | See inspiration? DM/tag us
Douglas Reyes-Ceron @dreyesceron
4K Followers 5K Following he/him - Producer/Editor: Fullcast After Dark & DNF for @LebatardFriends/@lebatardshow | @edutopia | @RoseRoomCo Co-founder | Latino & DC Born 🇸🇻
Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian
8K Followers 275 Following host of @lions_by . Author of The Hooligans of Kandahar and a lot of sci fi. Holocaust and Genocide Denial Researcher.
Lily Gladstone @lily_gladstone
50K Followers 1K Following 👣 Siksikaitsitapii/Nimíipuu 💖 She/They 🫂 Aspiring Ewok 🌳🐻bumblebee boarder 🐝 🏡 ✨
laura “💖” cave.. @cavegift
5K Followers 792 Following it’s puppy! - 27 - she/it - words/games/bdsm - @halospit 🖤 - priv @femborzoi - 18+only, sometimes nsfw, usually gross. pfp by @itslittletunny 🪞
Beth Carpenter @TheSoulfulWit
216 Followers 202 Following Musician, writer, teacher, the internet’s only Thiel College fan, Central PA’s premier keytarist. (she/her)
Bassem Youssef @Byoussef
11.7M Followers 665 Following political satirist,vegan,documentary :tickling Giants,book: revolution for dummies instagram: https://t.co/mtJB6E7ZZb official facebook below
kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey
95K Followers 2K Following co-owner @defectormedia, author of GOD SPARE THE GIRLS. host of NORMAL GOSSIP.
Split Zone Duo @SplitZoneDuo
10K Followers 12 Following A podcast that cares about every part of college football. @38Godfrey, @RJ_cfb, and @alex_kirshner. Video magic: @iamhectordiaz. Production: @anthonyvito_.
🇸🇨 Sickos Commi.. @SickosCommittee
129K Followers 787 Following Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes! A Committee of depraved CFB fans. We call ourselves Sickos since we watch every game! Link 🔗 for pod, patreon, merch, substack, email & more!
Maggie Hendricks @maggiehend606
553 Followers 404 Following hey, it’s @maggiehendricks but I'm locked out of my main account, so follow me here. I'll still post about sports, Chicago, crafting, Star Trek, etc.
Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden
51K Followers 1K Following it's illegal to be mean to me | @lebatardshow | @uiowa grad
fooler initiative @metroadlib
67K Followers 864 Following i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va.
Grace Robertson 🏳�.. @GraceOnFootball
58K Followers 748 Following Football writer. Newsletter-er. Trans rights extremist. Seen @FiveThirtyEight @Eurosport_UK @StatsBomb @VanityFair etc. She/her. Graceonfootball at gmail.
Savannah (she/her) @rx0rcist
63K Followers 335 Following Black Lives Matter 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ • Columbia, SC 🏠 Biloxi, MS📍• Lactation Consultant Pharmacist • 🌶️🔗 on Insta • Resources 🔗 in bio
NWS Chicago @NWSChicago
133K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Chicago. Details: https://t.co/2ue76e9Ioh
One Perfect HEADshot @HeadExposure
29K Followers 683 Following Action is emotion. YT action movie channel: https://t.co/DOERq0pShP https://t.co/wSET8Lf63V https://t.co/bkGD2X4yzq
Cole Reynolds @charcole27
377 Followers 59 Following @MedillSchool '26 | one of "those meddling kids" from @thedailynu #TeamLede
Nicole Markus @nicolejmarkus
2K Followers 685 Following Managing @thedailynu | Incoming @washingtonpost | Words in @medillonthehill @upi @floridavillager @miamiherald @sunsentinel @thepantherpaper
Alyce Brown @Alycebrownn
470 Followers 224 Following @medillschool! sports & social @thedailynu, vp @awsm_nu / past: @qctimes, @knightlab, @savethechildren
Gennifer Hutchison @GennHutchison
58K Followers 724 Following Writer - The Rings of Power. Better Call Saul. The Strain. Breaking Bad. Also, just… like an enormous nerd.
Jessica Clemons @lulu_clemons
27K Followers 568 Following 🔥a brat🔥 🐥a big goof🐥💗HI BARBIE💗👾ur fellow blerd👾 👽she/her👽 ✌🏿always nervous✌🏿 🙃 very manic 🙃 (I talk about movies and such)
Elizabeth Blackstock @eliz_blackstock
12K Followers 732 Following last seen wearing heart-shaped sunglasses at a race track | senior editor @jalopnik | the RACEWKND | host @terriblejoy_pod | Grand Prix Gastronomy | she/her
Alanis King @alanisnking
39K Followers 735 Following The cat lady who drives cars. Editor at Large: @Motor1com, @Motorsport, @InsideEVs. Check out my YouTube channel, F1 book, and more at my bio link. (she/her)
Lil’ Fat Ed @Willincoaz
135 Followers 868 Following Don’t try to talk to me about “the government” “the media” nor “the politics” … I’ve seen “The Wire”
Jane Natoli 🥑🚲�.. @wafoli
6K Followers 1K Following Chief cat herder/San Francisco Organizing director @yimbyaction; board member @alicelgbtdems/@eqca; @growtherichmond organizer; @flysfo Commissioner; she/her
Brimley/Cocoon Line @BrimleyLine
51K Followers 1 Following When 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. Here, we make note of people who have reached that age.
John Rogers @jonrog1
87K Followers 2K Following TV, comics and film writer. LEVERAGE, JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES, BLUE BEETLE, MARRY ME, among others. Free newsletter at https://t.co/oLwsGxytrH
Lindsay Dougherty @LindsayD399
11K Followers 561 Following 2nd generation Teamster originally from Detroit! @Teamsters Western Region VP & Motion Picture Director / Principal Officer @Teamsters_399 🎬 #FAAFO 💁🏻♀️👟
Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec
169K Followers 30 Following founder, @CivRightsCorps civil rights lawyer author of usual cruelty (2019) and copaganda (forthcoming 2024)
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball
49K Followers 5K Following we play baseball from june-aug and make memes the rest of the time. rally gator.
Erica Hernandez @Erica_Herndz
1K Followers 519 Following True Lies CBS- coming soon! /correspondent on @cbsunstoppable / @ucbtny / Genie on Bridge and Tunnel @epix
Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
1.2M Followers 818 Following Founder: @morebetterind | Owner: @wrexham_afc @thebetterbrown | Creator: @alwayssunny, @mythic_quest, @wrexhamfx | Innovator: Fight Milk 🦅
Talia Lavin @mobydickenergy
33K Followers 1K Following journalist, shitposter, author. book: Culture Warlords. subscribe to my newsletter. broke ass jewess. say hi: talialavinwrites at gmail dot com
doug @DigDougDap
223 Followers 590 Following Kill the headlights and put it in neutral. Noted Eddie Sutton enthusiast. My Orlando Magic and Orlando City tweets will get annoying.
David Dayen @ddayen
88K Followers 1K Following Executive editor, @TheProspect. Author, Chain of Title and Monopolized. Tips/pitches at ddayen at prospect dot org.
david dayen @david_dayen
3K Followers 531 Following Letter from a Twitter jail. @TheProspect executive editor
Abbott Elementary is winning Emmys and making people laugh. Chuck Lorre doesn’t seem to have any issue getting viewers. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia pushes some boundaries and is on season 16. Idk, Jerry, maybe the problem is you’re not funny anymore and can’t evolve.
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
@CEs_Mustache I liked Monkey Man more myself, but having Archer narrate a Borderlands-meets-Hunger Games hellscape is always going to be fun
ANT on the crotch chop: "I was trying to get Rudy to do it with me" Rudy: "I might be concussed" 😂
The question of whether the student left is likely correct on a divisive geopolitical issue is a matter of basic pattern recognition at this point.
The very easiest way to tell if someone is an evil person is if they abuse animals.
Noem shoots and kills her young dog b/c it was "untrainable", "dangerous", and "less than worthless as a hunting dog". She also "hated" the dog. On the same day, she shoots once, misses, and then eventually kills her goat. Her daughter then asks where the dog is.…
@KristiNoem when i say i got that dog in me, i mean Kristi Noem wants to kill me
I don't care how he pronounces his name he's now Cooper DeJawn
Welcome to Night 2 of the NFL Draft.
The National Champion Michigan Wolverines helped kick off Day 2 of the NFL Draft. Michigan alum Rich Eisen on NFL Network: "That got me up out of my seat." 🏈📺🎙️ #NFLDraft
And he's back! But this time with most of his weight on the armrest, not my vital organs. Good boy.
Live look in our living room, where Cooper is carefully not sitting on the baby, but he's also making sure I know HE'S just a baby.
Imagine being so racist that you convince yourself that the ineptitude of the ATLANTA FUCKIN FALCONS was something that didn't exist before black people got in leadership positions there.
Two DEI hires trying to “um and ah” their way out why they destroyed a franchise tonight. Arthur Blank feels guilty about being a rich white man in Atlanta and he’s willing to tank the Falcons over it. Nothing more. In the end, he’ll sell for triple his investment. Fuck the fans.
Hung out w/ @Nick_Offerman, who insists that the president he plays in “Civil War” is not based on any past president. “And I just thought how ironic it is… [that Fox News is] insisting that this fascist, fictional president must be based on Trump.” wapo.st/3UiuIFB
Detail of Marie-Louis-Pierre Vidal's cover for 'La Vie à Montmartre,’ by Georges Montorgueil, 1899, 📸 by @jp_lavs
It always seemed to me that in the US the police know very well that they have carved out genuine in-and-of-itself power; they do not see themselves as serving the people. They expect complete subservience from everyone.
The best and most accurate summary of the Georgia State Patrol, for the uninitiated (she’s funny but she is not lying)
this was the most fun interview I’ve ever had
On @Channel6_feed we wanted to talk about Mike Gundy’s McMansion so we went and got the expert @mcmansionhell to do it channel-6.ghost.io/enter-mike-gun…
A little too on the nose for the Penix pick, IMO
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