Jacob Bernstein @BernsteinJacob
Journalist for the New York Times. Emmy nominated documentarian. Yes I paid to get my blue check back. If you can’t beat algorithms… New York, NY Joined January 2012-
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"I'm one of the most successful women in the world," said the former art world maven Louise Blouin, shortly after her Hamptons home was sold in bankruptcy. Latest piece here...nytimes.com/2024/02/21/sty…
Bad hats were basically made to be worn by actors.
Anyone who does not think Jodie Foster and Annette Bening are the chicest dressed in that room tonight can take it up with me!
Henry Kissinger conquered NY society despite many branding him a war criminal. “There really were no woke Democrats or neo-Nazi Republicans then hanging around Park Avenue,” says Bob Colacello. Latest piece here nytimes.com/2023/12/02/sty…
The perfect kicker.
I keep looking at the amazing @dsandersphoto shot on this @BernsteinJacob piece, trying to figure out what it is I think I see in it.
I keep looking at the amazing @dsandersphoto shot on this @BernsteinJacob piece, trying to figure out what it is I think I see in it.
Trump Attends His Sister’s Funeral, but Does Not Speak. Per her wishes. Latest piece here. nytimes.com/2023/11/17/sty…
A hymn at the funeral for Donald Trump's sister contained the following lines... “The prince of darkness grim, we tremble not for him. His rage we can endure, For lo! his doom is sure." "One has to wonder," the cantor told me. "She picked all of them." nytimes.com/2023/11/17/sty…
grat·i·tude /ˈɡradəˌto͞od/ (noun) The feeling you get when an Oscar contender is two hours or under.
When Kim Kardashian gets a golden globe nom for AHS, just remember you heard it here first.
Will The Sphere establish Jim Dolan as the visionary he's long wanted to be...or give credence to the sense of him as one of New York's most prominent nepo babies? Great piece by @katierosman.nytimes.com/2023/09/20/nyr…
here's the thing: I am very happy to find out that John Goodman is not dead, but had I not come on here, I would not have ever been momentarily heartbroken at the idea that he was...
Goodbye from the Hamptons. Was nice knowing y’all!
Gabbi Tuft is the first openly transgender to have played in the ring for the WWE. When she paid a visit to New York for a recent Smackdown, she couldn't even get a pair of comp tickets or backstage passes. Latest piece here...nytimes.com/2023/08/05/sty…
I would be far more disturbed if the book more frequently named was The City and The Pillar.
I would be far more disturbed if the book more frequently named was The City and The Pillar.
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239 Followers 193 Following Senior Associate Dean of Undergraduate Medical Education, Professor of Internal Medicine, Academic Hospitalist. Saint Louis University School of Medicine.Some of my thoughts on the Birkin Bag lawsuit in this @nytimes article by @BernsteinJacob. Exploring line between exclusivity and antitrust violations. nytimes.com/2024/03/21/sty…
@BernsteinJacob Optimistic is one of my favorite songs of all time!
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Is CNN making DeSantis and Haley debate until one of them keels over or what is going on
.@TIME’s Henry Grunwald, ‘Henry, I know you didn’t like @WalterIsaacson’s book. I felt it was very evenhanded.’ And Henry, this is Kissinger, said, ‘And what right does he have to be evenhanded?’” @BernsteinJacob @nytimes nytimes.com/2023/12/02/sty…
me staring at myself in the mirror wondering who spent all my money on beyoncé
@TinaMcGugan @StephenMuratore @BernsteinJacob Again, as a Methodist pastor, that is not my experience. I don't know where you get your information. In my experience, "Fortress" is rarely sung at Methodist funerals, and the Methodist Church, for many years the second largest Protestant church in the U.S.
There’s fuck you money. And there’s fuck yourself money.
The perfect kicker.
A hymn at the funeral for Donald Trump's sister contained the following lines... “The prince of darkness grim, we tremble not for him. His rage we can endure, For lo! his doom is sure." "One has to wonder," the cantor told me. "She picked all of them." nytimes.com/2023/11/17/sty…
I keep looking at the amazing @dsandersphoto shot on this @BernsteinJacob piece, trying to figure out what it is I think I see in it.
Donald Trump went unmentioned during the memorial service for Maryanne Trump Barry, a longtime federal judge and his older sister, seemingly in accordance with her wishes. nyti.ms/3G5QXbq
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Being famous on Twitter is a bit like being rich in Monopoly.
To celebrate inflation reaching its lowest annual rate in 2 years, I’m going to buy a $120,000 truck that used to cost $38,000 just a few years ago.
Since 1980, inflation is up 228% while the cost of college tuition is up 1,184%. Maybe I should have been investing in college instead of going to college.
The speed at which people are pivoting from AI experts to Russian military analysts is breathtaking.