Benedict Townsend 🐀 @BenedictTown
Comedian & host of Scroll Deep • 300K on TikTok • Cover on @radiox wanted in 14 territories for crimes against content. Business: [email protected] benedict-townsend.com London, England Joined May 2011-
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I’m in Japan for the first time. Been here a week or so. AMA
Very funny that Waterworld was a massive box office bomb, has no cultural relevance at all, and yet is so PERFECTLY designed for a stunt spectacular that there is still, in 2024 in Japan, a full-on Waterworld show
Is everything okay? You’ve barely touched your Murger
Big Victorian gothic lab assistant ‘professor we can’t do this, it goes against the very laws of nature!’ energy
Big Victorian gothic lab assistant ‘professor we can’t do this, it goes against the very laws of nature!’ energy
Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…
It’s honestly hilarious how annoying USB-A is, I can’t believe we put up with it for so many years
Amazing how much the gaming industry has been reshaped by the insatiable greed for micro-transactions from 13 year olds
Amazing how much the gaming industry has been reshaped by the insatiable greed for micro-transactions from 13 year olds
It happened. The dream. A 14 hour flight and I have two empty seats next to me.
When I get to heaven, and they read out the list of all the times I put the airport security tray back properly without being asked, that’s when it will all be worth it
Alex Garland somehow escaping the nepo baby discourse 🙄 (his grandmother was in the wizard of oz)
Mike’s FILTHY DIRTY fries with LOADED sauce and CHEEKY sriracha with a NAUGHTY unusable wooden spork 😜
Mike’s FILTHY DIRTY fries with LOADED sauce and CHEEKY sriracha with a NAUGHTY unusable wooden spork 😜
A world where fried onions taste as good as they smell
Please enjoy this video of me being a maniac fan about James Bond
Please enjoy this video of me being a maniac fan about James Bond
Brits talking about the UK: 😔😡☔️👿 Brits talking about UK plug sockets (best in the world): 🤩🫡🇬🇧🔥👏
Brits talking about the UK: 😔😡☔️👿 Brits talking about UK plug sockets (best in the world): 🤩🫡🇬🇧🔥👏
Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts
1.4M Followers 837 Following Current bug/future ghost. Video maker. Never learned my times tables. Very good at eating breakfast burritos. Biz: [email protected]
elijah daniel @elijahdaniel
620K Followers 3K Following LIL PHAG. the antichrist. @gayburgerco. management: [email protected]
Jim Howick @JimHowick
88K Followers 1K Following Actor mostly. Co creator/writer of Ghosts. West stand Spurs.
corry will 🛸 @notcorry
22K Followers 697 Following bad puns and other stuff | science boy @sciguyspod | opinions not my own (they belong to greg) | 🏴
Mouldy Media @MouldyMedia
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Georgina Vince @georgina_vince
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Lottie @Lottie37653690
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Amy @Amz2397
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Jamie Chapman @Chapmundo
233 Followers 269 Following camera boy | part time music maker | cardiff 🏴
george👍 @gjw554
41 Followers 257 Following
John Currie @JohnCurrie97
1K Followers 5K Following 26 | He/They/Any | Politics student🎓 | Events Officer for @RainbowGreens 🏳️🌈💚 | Eco-Socialist | Business account @Paradigm_58
Gingey @Gingeypie
170 Followers 503 Following If you don't pretend to be Spyro the dragon when you're eating pomegranate seeds then you're the idiot.
M. Muscovitch @M_Muscovitch
966 Followers 6K Following Horror Author… Dive into the eerie depths of the human psyche with my debut gothic horror novel, The Washerwoman, arriving May 1st 24’. Preorder on Kindle now!
Lisa Townsend @_Lisa_Townsend
10K Followers 2K Following One Nation Tory/Spurs fan/Surrey Police&Crime Commissioner/PCC Mental Health & Roads lead//PERSONAL ACCOUNT- @SurreyPCC is official account for queries/response
🌻 🌼🌻 @SulSulCity
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George @George24619989
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Mia ❤️💜❤️�.. @bighairbigmood
82 Followers 391 Following Caught the big trans and now we're here. 29/F/UK/Pisces She/Her 🌸 17/12/19 🌸 Pure of heart, Dumb of Ass
Aliyu Haruna @AliyuHa80194881
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Alice Hughes @songtwobyblur
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Charlotte @LotteyMT
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Daniel Hearne @DanielHearne
101 Followers 387 Following searching for the best buffalo wings. he/him.
amber rawlings @amberbeanfilm
665 Followers 765 Following writing on film and culture @dazed @vice @lwlies @polyesterzine @hunger 🎀 email me for commissions: [email protected]
David Rosemary Smith @RosemaryDa99121
31 Followers 243 Following
Jack :) @BIue_Boy_
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joe @jldormer
199 Followers 146 Following Aspiring internet giveaway winner, FPL addict & unfortunate Spurs fan
Sruthi Swaminathan @filteredonly
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𝖆𝐥𝖊𝐱 @joynmisery
39 Followers 499 Following the more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you
Laura Jones-Rivera @laurafjones
5K Followers 360 Following 1/2 of @404Ink, book production freelancer & on the board of @inpressbooks 👋 not here much now 🫡 she/her
Gay Anois Go Cúramac.. @yascaoimhin
25K Followers 4K Following that nerdy train gym gay. he/they/sé/iad 🐈
Pat B @UXS_Pat
103 Followers 726 Following
Kirsty McMillan @KirstyMcMillan8
370 Followers 636 Following London + Glasgow | she/her 💚 Green Party • LGBT • Feminist 💚
Dan 💙 @NorthEastDan
3K Followers 3K Following I work for @MarysMeals to help bring about change through community based #Fundraising. Tweets are my own views.
Zombie @ZombieSlimeMVS
280 Followers 785 Following Peak Top 5 Taz NA, #1 Taz in ranked | non-MVS acc: @ZombieSlime
TH @_tgrha
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Drww @_Drww_
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Hels @hellybeanss
44 Followers 30 Following
rin @RiinLeanne
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tyler oakley // sched.. @tyleroakley
5.0M Followers 943 Following host of https://t.co/1hLgLfXIWB - live Tu, W, F, Su / cohost of “psychobabble” - a weekly pop culture podcast (he/him)
Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts
1.4M Followers 837 Following Current bug/future ghost. Video maker. Never learned my times tables. Very good at eating breakfast burritos. Biz: [email protected]
Jack Howard @JackHoward
246K Followers 1K Following Director • Reluctant writer • Podcast host • Jack & Dean • Lovely agent: [email protected]
Dean Dobbs @DeanDobbs
138K Followers 741 Following oh boy. jack & dean. video content creator for @PayloadStudios. https://t.co/RL28D7usMO ✉️ Business: [email protected]
elijah daniel @elijahdaniel
620K Followers 3K Following LIL PHAG. the antichrist. @gayburgerco. management: [email protected]
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
193K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
The Spy Command @TheSpyCommand
6K Followers 684 Following A blog about James Bond 007, UNCLE and other spies. Est. 2008
Transactable @transactable
1 Followers 6 Following AML / Artificial Intelligence / Copyright / Patent / Start Up / Ethereum / NFT / Transactable
Christopher Michael @CMichael1975
155 Followers 542 Following
Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau
46K Followers 4K Following i spend more time on @depthsofwiki! i like wikipedia, trivia, stew, etc @[email protected]
serena shahidi @glamdemon2004
94K Followers 826 Following Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
Radio X @RadioX
330K Followers 29K Following Radio X is available all across the UK on digital radio, on 104.9FM in London and 97.7FM in Manchester, on mobile and via https://t.co/8H4wqMlNrk.
noah kulwin @nkulw
101K Followers 4K Following We can make miracles happen every day | writer, reporter and co-host of @blowbackpod | subscribe at https://t.co/pETV2D531N
Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
102K Followers 6K Following I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normal
Art of the Score @ArtoftheScore
5K Followers 4K Following Exploring, demystifying and celebrating the greatest soundtracks of all time from the world of film, TV and video games: @JazzNerd, @BucNicholas & @DanGolding
Michael Rosen 💙�.. @MichaelRosenYes
319K Followers 6K Following You can order a copy of the paperback of 'Getting Better' here: https://t.co/GZPAwh66Qy
Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow
124K Followers 1K Following Stand Up, Sketch Comedian and Class Act 👏 Inquiries: [email protected] VO: @Voicebankie Social: @Collab_agency
james @Gilofthepeople
4K Followers 891 Following operating an unlicensed street food stall in the marketplace of ideas
Zainab ⁷ @zainabjiwa
7K Followers 533 Following Zainab or Z but you can call me… anytime. 🤙🏽 Presenter, movie watcher and Creator. 🍉
Robert Evans (The Onl.. @IwriteOK
264K Followers 1K Following I make many, many podcasts for Cool Zone Media. You can find things I've written at Bellingcat, New Lines Magazine, Rolling Stone, Business Insider, and more.
Russell Findlay @russellfindlay
2K Followers 5K Following CEO @speakerstrust | Leads at the intersection of Non-Profit | Education | Sport | Tech | Fellow @thersaorg | Finisher @capeepic #1in12men
Alan Wake 2 @alanwake
77K Followers 16 Following Alan Wake 2 out now on the Epic Games Store, PS5, and Xbox Series X|S. By @remedygames, presented by @EpicPublishing. Alan Wake Remastered available now.
Martin Murray @martinpmurray
19K Followers 16K Following ex Owner +MD of UK's longest-running (same owner) Nightclub Silks/Snoopy's Cannock Lobbying for Hospitality to #SaveNightLife https://t.co/Z9ox2MnboB
James Bond Maps & Thi.. @BondMaps
3K Followers 204 Following Mapping the world featured in Ian Fleming's 007 books. 1,000+ locations & routes pinned - see the map: https://t.co/TtW9VUh37u Also curator of @JB_Univex
Video Games Cityscape.. @GamesCityscapes
51K Followers 62 Following A place to showcase beautiful urban environments in video games. Run by the same guy behind @game_obscure DM for submissions.
Obscure Game Aestheti.. @game_obscure
98K Followers 235 Following Posting pretty screenshots and artworks from not-so-popular, forgotten or sometimes even cancelled video games. Suggestions are welcome!
Matt Rochester @weematt5
1K Followers 327 Following Lead Cinematic Animator @RockstarGames (#RedDeadRedemption2, #GTAV, #RedDeadOnline, #GTAOnline)
Russians With Attitud.. @RWApodcast
321K Followers 176 Following Two Russians manoeuvring American monoculture; currently in armchair war reporter mode | Listen to our podcast: https://t.co/Q6fP6vqZ6P
Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall
360K Followers 5K Following Reporter. Presenter: @thenewsagents and @lbc | Analysis and Investigations Editor @global. Formerly of @bbcnewsnight @skynews. DMs open- tell me your stories.
James Timpson @JamesTCobbler
182K Followers 1K Following Chief Exec #Timpson Group. Cobbler, prison recruiter, Chancellor Keele University, Chair Prison Reform Trust. Order THE HAPPY INDEX: https://t.co/r3nD8ybOLA
One Less Than Perfect.. @LessShot
100K Followers 9 Following Parody account of @OnePerfectShot. Posts subpar/humorous shots of films. Submissions via DM currently open. See pinned for general rules. He/Him @MikeIsAHuman
Katie Lovejoy @katie_lovejoy
1K Followers 460 Following Film and TV writer. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT and TO ALL THE BOYS 3: ALWAYS AND FOREVER. Honey snob, tent camper, snark enthusiast.
Tilting Point @TiltingPoint
5K Followers 266 Following An award-winning free-to-play publisher connecting games under one roof and bringing them directly to players. RAISE YOUR GAME with Tilting Point!
emily m @maitlis
576K Followers 2K Following #TheNewsAgents host. Newsnight, BBC2 Interviews with Prince Andrew, Donald Trump, Sheryl Sandberg Amy Schumer James Comey , Bill Clinton. Appalling typing.
Leslie Miley @shaft
16K Followers 980 Following I helped build the Twitter features #ElonMusk killed first. Former CTO @ObamaFoundation. Also former @SlackHQ, @Twitter @Google @Apple eng leader
TGG @TGGonYT
44K Followers 265 Following My GTA 6 tweets are satire | GTA & Rockstar Games Fan | Destiny 2 Addict when I'm not on GTA | Business enquires: [email protected]
hasanabi @hasanthehun
1.4M Followers 2K Following i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - for thirst traps and anarchy my ig is hasandpiker // business: mailto:[email protected]
Oddly Satisfying @OddlySatisfyimg
77K Followers 6 Following For those little things that are inexplicably satisfying.
Detective @that1detectiv3
31K Followers 336 Following Covering GTA 6 and Rockstar Games related content
Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah
44K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter. Pervert. BBC Monster. Befuddler of Lord Sugar. Broken, sweaty ape. @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social
Great British Getty I.. @shitbritishpics
60K Followers 393 Following History, PR stunts, and more from the Getty Images treasure trove. Kudos to everyone featured, esp. photographers ✉️🥂📷 Captions taken from Getty. Blame them.
Evil Emma Stefansky @stefabsky
12K Followers 965 Following mulder, it’s me. movies/tv/culture writing @theatlantic @esquire @gq @indiewire @ringer @vanityfair bugs @ bugstack send me an email emzastefansky @ gmail
Propagandopolis @propagandopolis
138K Followers 963 Following Propaganda, political graphics, cartoons and more. DM submissions. Prints available on the website:
@jcalvarez2 a tin of beans and sausages should not be priced at £2.10
@N7aClGamer Also Dr No’s heart is on the right side of his body. In the film Bond shoots Saffin where his heart should be, and he survives without explanation.
Rami Malek was definitely supposed to be Dr No at some point in No Time To Die's development - between the title, the island base and the fact that the title sequence has a bunch of dots just like the Dr No title sequence there's no way that wasnt the case initially
“Storm’s coming.” #Skyfall
I watch 2 seconds of the wrong YouTube video and for weeks I'm getting suggestions of videos titled things like "The Only Stormtrooper Who Didnt Fear Darth Vader" that have 9 million views
Nervous on a first date, jumping the gun and accidentally saying "Ah, lé piece de resistánce" when the waiter brings out the complimentary bread
@J_Holla @generalquixote Hate to say it but it’s because purity politics and the thrill of the “gotcha” are too irresistible for people
Me when a teenage victim of state repression hasn’t elevated themselves to my flawless political strategy
that person w the red hair making the kissy face at ut is literally commenting “that’s me!!!!” on instagram y’all rly do care about being seen more than keeping yourself safe, not wearing a face covering doesn’t help palestinians btw. it helps ur “brand” tho huh lol
the men in my family going back 5 generations have all died piloting poorly made homemade flying contraptions and when my contraption soars through the air i will succeed where my forefathers failed
@Jesse_Brenneman The perfect protest always happened decades ago
I think the cool thing about living here is everything has got progressively worse every day of my adult life
FULL STORY 🗞️ “Can Britain’s museums remain free for much longer?” via @thetimes @RichmoMusic 👇 thetimes.co.uk/article/0b66a7…
@HCLPO If I was living in a 15 minute city and I got a dream job that was a 30 minute drive away I’d hop in my car each day and drive 30 minutes to work at my dream job, but that’s just me.
I more-or-less seriously think that this, modified as need be to fit the case, is responsible for a lot of the flatness of contemporary culture: a whole lot of makers engaging only with xeroxes-of-xeroxes-of-xeroxes instead of going Back To The Well
This seems like a common thing. Somebody pointed out on here, the early seasons of the Simpsons were written by eclectic nerds who had marinated in all sorts of weird old media. The newer seasons are written by people who grew up watching the Simpsons.
@nkulw Thinking on it for a minute "bad food restaurant" and "I'll keep (drinking, watching, consuming...) that garbage" are the two I probably use the most
Many such cases Bye bye! More and more people are saying it Very nasty Washed up psycho Bette Midler
how many trump isms do you use in daily life? for me: Many such cases Very very disrespectful
@BanjoBlood16 @BenedictTown That’s what we in the industry call, “the joke”
@BenedictTown Clear from your replies that some people are willing to do what it takes while others want to make excuses
forgive me if this is a bit of a boomer take but if you have a restaurant and you have a website for that restaurant i think that the menu for the restaurant should be on the website
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