Handy Ben ⭐⭐ @BenTheWatts
on the other app now. it’s better, but also worse. Seattle, usually. Joined October 2011-
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I’ve got 2 Bluesky invite codes. Are those any good here? Anyone want’em?
Feel like RSL would have won that game even if they had 10 men all 90. Bad stuff for the Sounders.
This could be 1st Avenue, Aurora, or any number of streets in Seattle if we wanted it to be. 🚃 🚊
Automated GPT twitter accounts are overwhelmingly against the Seattle dog. Just further evidence that we need a butlerian jihad yesterday
Removing on street parking in Toronto in favor of dining parklets led to a nearly 50x increase in revenue as compared to parking fees. The math is common sense - we should build cities for people, not cars!
Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend. URGING you to consider firework alternatives: - screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky - dropping a stack of large books on the floor - wrapping a toga around a candle - play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
My guy Scott is a wild talented glass blower. He recently suffered a horrible broken leg and is up against it right now. Buy some of his stuff and help a funny ass dude out. scozglass.bigcartel.com
not sure anything has ever summarized trump’s aesthetic better than a bathroom full of crimes with chandeliers and a tension rod shower curtain
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I’ve stumbled into a Polish birthday party of one of my wife’s coworkers in-laws and here’s what I’m saying: You need to make some more Polish friends.
BEST DAY IN SEATTLE HOCKEY HISTORY!! Birds win in OT take a 2-0 series lead @SeattleKraken advance to the second round of the #NHLPlayoffs BEST TIME OF THE YEAR!!! WOOOOO
Westlake Station ceiling puncture means two weeks of severe light-rail slowdowns. (Transit riders to tonight's #Kraken playoff game take note.) seattletimes.com/seattle-news/t… via @seattletimes
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I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO TO MAKE SURE ROSE LAVELLE CAN START THE NEXT GAME AGAINST PORTUGAL SOMEONE PLEASE SEND A PLANE FULL OF ICY HOT TO NEW ZEALAND I DON’T KNOW I’M NOT A DOCTOR BUT SHE IS THE CREATIVE HEART OF THIS TEAM AND WE NEED HER OUT THERE WHATEVER IT TAKES
Around 10 years ago on Metal Shop, we used to get the occasional call from Monroe State Prison - of course we would accept the call. It was always one guy who would request SLAYER and say he was gonna circle put the cell block. Well, a couple years after we stopped .. . (Cont.)
Getting the calls I went to see SLAYER at the Paramount. Out of nowhere a buff ass bald dude walked up to me and said "Kevin!?! I'm the guy who used to call from prison. And I'm here at Slayer!" And it was a moment I will never forget . He served his time and was ready for SLAYER
Was a rough night at the office! 😂😂 Good times.
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This cop was about to shoot the baseball lmao
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Tonight on @999KISW - birthday shenanigans ensue
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