Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83
DFW- Nature lover- P1 Joined February 2022-
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Helping out a bro.
Thank you for saying what must be said. Mark 8:36
Thank you for saying what must be said. Mark 8:36
In honor of his MLB debut tomorrow, repost for a chance to win this @jackleiter22 signed baseball!
The guy who cheats on his wife with pornstars, mocks the disabled, laughs at the veterans, and steals from charities is selling a Bible during Holy Week. This is exactly what caused Jesus to flip those tables.
Had two redbulls and realized the new Beyoncé song goes well with the dance number in Newsies
Please please please @gordonkeith watch I Think You Should Leave on Netflix. Very reminiscent of Nathan For You. I think you’ll love it. Also, happy 30th 💕
My publisher just ordered one billion more copies
Christmas Show Joke Swap 2023
Another week, another giveaway! Repost for a chance to win this Mitch Garver signed baseball and World Series Champions hat.
We live here in Arlington and us and our two boys have never once been to the game!
My parents on car trips always made all of us listen to either Broadway stuff, Chicago, Earth Wind and Fire, or the Gaithers. No exceptions @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller
I don’t know why y’all haven’t talked about this yet @gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham
I don’t know why y’all haven’t talked about this yet @gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham
I think I married you….@gordonkeith
one thing you have to respect about rudy giuliani is that he has fully committed himself to being a little goblin. the man did not take any shortcuts. he’s put in the long hours and the hard work. and look how it’s paid off. magnificent.
Texas Republicans oppose drag queens, books, and air conditioning during triple-digit heatwaves. Visit txdem.co/211 for resources. #txlege
I’m not that concerned about the stock price of Target or Bud Light, but we should probably pay attention to the fact that they’re shooting stuff they don’t like.
“Until a drag queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of ‘To Kill A Mockingbird,’ I think you’re focusing on the wrong shit.” ~ Wanda Sykes
Emergency travel update: still at the gate, 5 hours after scheduled departure. Now on a new plane, but pilot just announced a slight delay. More fun!
DeMarcus Lawrence Fan.. @TankLawrence9
54 Followers 854 Following Sack master of the Dallas cowboy.Akien SC native family https://t.co/eBbbWY4HA3 &Business inquiries [email protected]
Mr Isaiah @MrIsaiah168806
665 Followers 3K Following
Clemsontyger @Clemsontyger
77 Followers 303 Following I enjoy hiking, football, & #DMB. I stand with those who stand for whatever they stand for. Don't follow me, you'll be disappointed.
gordon keith @gordonkeith
189K Followers 602 Following I stand with those who stand against me. - Gordon Keith
kelvin doland @KDoland47403
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Justine Kelly @Justinekelly23
679 Followers 1K Following I'm here to Connect more ppl, to TALK... Teacher Love Math Bi Originally Greek, Living in UAE. Lived in lots of other countries...
Charles Reed @charlesreedeng
890 Followers 2K Following Lover of God❤️, Captain🛳️, Stand for the truth and what right. love 🇺🇸.
Denver Bowden @CoachBowden_FD
529 Followers 2K Following Head Football Coach/Secondary Teacher-Fannindel ISD! Home of the Falcons/District Runner Up 2022/2023. Texas Rangers Youth Academy, Noora’s dad! Go Mean Green!!
Pooh @pooh_cash
13K Followers 2K Following Just a bear in the #poohcrew making quality memes. $POOH https://t.co/uHg7xxL4SD Contract: 0xb69753c06bb5c366be51e73bfc0cc2e3dc07e371
MexicanJunior @mexican_junior
2K Followers 2K Following IFB. P1 of @dfwticket, Podcaster @howmanypodcast, AMV maker (https://t.co/tYvjUrbJ01), Poker Player, Fan of #Cowboys #SASpurs #Rangers #Stars
Stillts McGillicutty @Aredraider
209 Followers 828 Following i got a go cart made of pickles.....Chuck. P1; wreck em’
Bex @BexTheBard
561 Followers 889 Following Dallas sports homer, clinical social worker & happily married lesbian fighting & voting for queer, racial, & gender equality
Euro RCJ PhD 🇺🇸.. @P1SportsPhD
195 Followers 738 Following Tweet about life & sports. Lover of philosophy. Go Rock Chalk. Go Chiefs. PhD. #Resist hate.
A.C. Dallas @AC1Dallas
223 Followers 593 Following Attorney in Dallas Texas, ticket P1, big fan of the Miami Hurricanes, Dallas Mavericks/Stars, the Rangers, and some good whiskey
Suzanne Disheroon @Dr_Susie_Dish
34 Followers 141 Following
Strings Attached Bung.. @BungeeStrings
17 Followers 72 Following Strings Attached Bungee Fitness is a boutique fitness experience that offers high-intensity, low-impact workouts. Come get your burn on!
Improvised Lasagna @huricanne88
282 Followers 1K Following non-compete: Employee’s ability to earn a livelihood without violating such restrictions is a material condition to employment with the Company.
Bruce @ukillbillwalsh
1K Followers 3K Following CS:Go, XFL, USFL, and College Football Content and Projections for https://t.co/mLQunQtFNF 🇳🇴🇳🇴 Security+ Certified IT Professional during the day
Rich Phillips @Rphillipstexas
13K Followers 533 Following Real Estate Sales Agent with Rogers Healy and Associates. PBP SMU Mustangs. Tweets are my own.
Matt McClearin @McMattRadio
18K Followers 282 Following 10a-1p on @dfwticket with Donovan Lewis on The Invasion. Rockwall alum. JFND. Texas State University Radio Hall of Famer and alum. Craft beer lover.
Ron Howard @RealRonHoward
2.5M Followers 486 Following Family Man & StorySmith Co-Founder of Imagine Entertainment
Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman
14.9M Followers 37 Following
Sam Gannon @SamGannon87
14K Followers 2K Following Sports host/reporter for KDFW Fox 4. “Do it with passion or not at all.” Insta: Sportsgal87
Billy Crystal @BillyCrystal
731K Followers 92 Following
Dana Carvey @danacarvey
332K Followers 48K Following TheWeirdPlace : https://t.co/KTkix3ndeg - SuperFly : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9 - FlyOnTheWall : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9
Kevin Bacon @kevinbacon
917K Followers 234 Following Trying to do what I can with what I’ve got @SixDegreesofKB
Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore
671K Followers 8K Following Sex History. "A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Nightwalkers, Whores, She-Friends, Kind Women & Others of the Linen-Lifting Tribe”
Ultimate Dad Jokes 'N.. @MediocreJoker85
27K Followers 3K Following For #DadJokes enthusiasts. Guaranteed groans around the dinner table. Joke of all trades, master of #PUN. Welcome to the Dad-a-Base.
MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport
689K Followers 4K Following Actor/Comedian/Director/Disruptor/Podcaster https://t.co/4PpdtXaCUM🎙Making Weekly Podcast History @iamrapaport @rapaportreality WORLDWIDE 🍉
Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare
115K Followers 4K Following Newsletter, t-shirts, podcast episodes, music, and more in my Linktree ⬇️
Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126
27K Followers 772 Following ✍🏽 Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Stars at The Athletic 🎙️About Them Cowboys podcast 📻Tier 69 at The Ticket | Grateful 🙏🏽 We’re having fun here, no? | 🍉🫒🍉🌴🍉
Eli Jordan @TheEliJordan
7K Followers 2K Following Co-Host of The TeeBox on @dfwticket. Editor for @AVIDGOLFERDFW Magazine. IG: TheEliJordan
Pooh @pooh_cash
13K Followers 2K Following Just a bear in the #poohcrew making quality memes. $POOH https://t.co/uHg7xxL4SD Contract: 0xb69753c06bb5c366be51e73bfc0cc2e3dc07e371
Picks With Friends @PicksWFriends
7K Followers 60 Following "It's not gambling that's a sin. Now it's time to have some picks with friends." P1 run account
Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant
97K Followers 2K Following Dallas Morning News Rangers beat writer. Lover of food, travel, baseball, Gina, Bonnie & Austin and the kids (but I can't embarrass them here). Send me BBQ!
shan @Shann_ME
3K Followers 1K Following standing tall on the wings of my dreams. standing with those who stand against me. standing in the living room trying to remember why i came in here.
Jacob (Detty) Detamor.. @Kips_Big_Boy
2K Followers 993 Following I post things I find interesting, even if I may disagree with it. Producer for The Musers @dfwticket. I believe in facts & logic. #HookEm #DFWSports
MexicanJunior @mexican_junior
2K Followers 2K Following IFB. P1 of @dfwticket, Podcaster @howmanypodcast, AMV maker (https://t.co/tYvjUrbJ01), Poker Player, Fan of #Cowboys #SASpurs #Rangers #Stars
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.2M Followers 210 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
devon sawa @DevonESawa
249K Followers 2K Following Former Blue Check. I assure you this is the real me.
Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading
325K Followers 111 Following I put words into other people's mouths. The OFFICIAL Bad Lip Reading Twitter account
Stillts McGillicutty @Aredraider
209 Followers 828 Following i got a go cart made of pickles.....Chuck. P1; wreck em’
PUNS @ThePunnyWorld
658K Followers 5 Following Follow for the most hilarious puns and dad jokes! Not affiliated with any of my tweets.
TRE SEVEN @TrevonDiggs
303K Followers 345 Following
Leighton Vander Esch @VanderEsch38
130K Followers 215 Following Dallas Cowboys🏈 Linebacker https://t.co/3Yxuw5yPDe
Violent Night @ViolentNight
4K Followers 7 Following 🎄 ☃️ Yours to own on Digital and Blu-ray with deleted scenes and bonus features 🎅👊
Dalton Schultz @BinghamBaller9
88K Followers 364 Following | TE | Gamer | For Business Inquiries: [email protected]
TonyPollard @Tp__5
131K Followers 1K Following @memphisfootball •UofM student athlete •2x Special Team Player of The Year •First Team Walter Camp All-American •Dallas Cowboy RB⚪️
Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11
564K Followers 398 Following Penn state 2021. Dallas cowboys #HUMBLEBEAST https://t.co/Hcbv8Wqmmt
Ron Perlman @perlmutations
1.1M Followers 2K Following Don’t get scammed. If you don’t see the blue check mark, it ain't me! @EasyStreetBook is now available. Order link below. Instagram: @perlmutations
Robert Wilonsky @RobertWilonsky
53K Followers 997 Following Communications director for Heritage Auctions, and op-ed columnist for The Dallas Morning News. Former city columnist at The Dallas Morning News.
Hank Azaria @HankAzaria
271K Followers 742 Following Actor, Simpsons voice guy, father and occasional sportscaster.
Strings Attached Bung.. @BungeeStrings
17 Followers 72 Following Strings Attached Bungee Fitness is a boutique fitness experience that offers high-intensity, low-impact workouts. Come get your burn on!
The Bird Dogs @BirdDogMusic
2K Followers 901 Following Playing Texas country music straight from the brain/soul of KTCK-1310am's George Dunham. Have a listen, won't you?
Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
1.1M Followers 987 Following "Being Henry The Fonz and Beyond"...My Autobiography …Is Out!
John Cusack @johncusack
1.9M Followers 2K Following Apocalyptic shit disturber & elephant trainer. Justice for all - or no one. A retweet is not an endorsement - SEEK TRUTH SPEAK TRUTH LIVE TRUTH .
the Buffalo Ruckus �.. @buffaloruckus
1K Followers 730 Following We play American music. [email protected]
Kyrie and Luka are unbelievable. The Mavericks seem to want it more right now. Clips better come to play next game!
Up early with @GeorgeDunham and @gordonkeith for a very special Musers on The Road presentation this morning from Fanin Tree Farm. Come see us in Frisco! Love you!
A Fort Worth neighborhood was a food desert. Then an ex-Dallas Cowboys linebacker moved in star-telegram.com/news/local/for…
@MikeDoocyFox4 every time he’s on with the Musers
This is an extremely cool idea & sentiment but it is also very ugly.
Marvin Harrison Jr. honoring his dad on his draft night chain 🥶 (via @NFL)
Literally one of the least funny public figures I've ever encountered. Has no discernible sense of humor other than repackaging cruelty as "comedy."
Objectively, this is funny. You can complain all you want that it's undignified and beneath the office he is seeking (and you'd be correct), but you also have to admit the man is objectively funny.
And we had matching shoes!
Throwback Thursday: covered NFL Draft Day with @MikeDoocyFox4 at AT&T Stadium in Arlington
Good times with Mike underway!!
Up early with @GeorgeDunham and @gordonkeith for a very special Musers on The Road presentation this morning from Fanin Tree Farm. Come see us in Frisco! Love you!
what are those initials in the center square?
@mattstestlab1 @gordonkeith Getcha Bingo cards heah.
NO TWITCH TONIGHT due to Jerry Jones Presents The NFL’s The Ticket’s Dallas Cowboys 2024 Football Draft featuring Norm, Bob and Friends ONLY on The Ticket Sportsradio 96.7FM The Ticket.
I’m certain tonight’s @gordonkeith Twitch stream will be a treasure trove of draft content.
I wonder how many make-goods @dfwticket owes to advertisers because station management is too lazy or incompetent to get the stream fixed.
Play time! 🥰 Gracie was “tickling” Bruno this morning, and Bruno, as always, seemed to enjoy the attention. 😊
The Stars are 2-9 in their last 11 games against Vegas. So I’m sure a 4-1 run these next 10 days is totally possible.
This is a total and inaccurate besmirchment.
@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller @dfwticket Dear P1's, (no Bud dont!) Please enjoy the following list of Gordo Bingo topics. Would love to know others P1's have picked up on over the years. Thanks for the laughs boys.
This is non-disclosure
And yes....we have Ticket alum @Rphillipstexas in for Junior today!!
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