Honest Astros Fan @AstrosFanHonest
Jesus saves. Honesty is the best policy. If you can be anything, be kind. #Relentless. Huge Astros fan! Amateur chef/baker. Sporadic Tweeter. RT≠endorsements. H-Town Joined May 2023-
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I did not have a no-hitter on my bingo card tonight.
The nervousness I’m feeling right now reminds me of the night before my first day of school.
Why is Astros Twitter so toxic? Y’all need Jesus.
Lord have mercy
Whatever you may think about Joel Osteen’s mega church, no one should have to dodge bullets at church: Houston police, fire department responding to shooting at Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church nbcnews.com/news/us-news/h… via @NBCNews
You guys broke her. Mission accomplished. You animals got exactly what you wanted. What she said about Altuve was stupid, but y’all come across as being a billion times worse than she ever was.
Can you name a movie you like that features a scene in the rain?
Can you name a movie you like that features a scene in the rain? https://t.co/9cNdmkgQE8
Stop ✋🏽 what you’re doing and post a gif of a cartoon you really like…
Stop ✋🏽 what you’re doing and post a gif of a cartoon you really like… https://t.co/xWYKKshBKf
Never give up. Final: #Astros 7, Orioles 6
Shucks!
I can confirm that all gold jerseys are half off at the team store and there is still lots in stock!! Go get you some!! #Ready2Reign
Back where he belongs.
We have reinstated 2B Jose Altuve from the 10-Day IL and optioned IF David Hensley to Triple A Sugar Land to make room for Altuve on the active roster.
If Altuve hits a leadoff homer tonight I will send one hundred bucks to one person who RT this and follows me and @ApolloHOU
Darcel Bank @BankDarce
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Rosalind Binderup @r_binderu
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Ruth Belvin @RBelv
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Deirdre Vais @DeirdreVai25980
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2XWS Champion AstrosF.. @AstrosFan86
3K Followers 891 Following Sarcastic H-Town Expat. back from the dead. #astros #CancunFC #TexasEx I probably have you muted
David Hauck @HeatonHauck
303 Followers 640 Following Husband, PaPa, Rancher, Hunter, #Astros, #StlBlues #Ready2Reign
eric_with_an_h @erichzunker
1K Followers 4K Following lifelong avid Astros fan, longhorn fan, and cowboys fan but mostly Astros fan
Ryan Bokros @ryanbokros
4K Followers 5K Following #Astros Lifer 🤘🏼 HTown Sports | 🎙️ Team @PodcastAstros | Baseball Stats & Data | Chef Instructor | Politically Homeless | Possibility ≠ Probability
Montse @Montz527
575 Followers 480 Following Just do the damn thing! 💒👩❤️👨 Baseball is life! 'Stros have my heart 😁 🧡⚾💙 🏆🏆 It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
2017 & 2022 Champs @Astrosfan201
3K Followers 4K Following Astros, Cowboys. Rockets, Texans, UGA, Metal, Real Country, Libertarian.
Former Future Astros .. @HooksHostMom
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El Feo @ElFeoAlberto
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Astros Baseball @PodcastAstros
2K Followers 1K Following A podcast by fans for the fans of the Houston Astros with @RobFontenot
BigSteve @BigSteve0388
584 Followers 1K Following Army Combat Vet / I am not politically correct // I respect everyone regardless of beliefs // but I say what I want// WWE FAN// sports fan
Dusty’s Lessons of .. @DustyLessons
1K Followers 793 Following Burner acct of @quallsastros Strictly parody and satire for the baseball beloved
Astroholic @AstroholicAnon
4K Followers 3K Following Astros, whiskey, and baseball cards. PC: Griffey Jr, Springer, Rose, Astros.
BaseballBarry @baseballbarry2
2K Followers 2K Following Huge baseball fan love all Htown sports. Twice my tweets have appeared on MLB network. I'm kinda famous. Not a content creator. Biggest YUGEST Gallegos crony.
J-R🚁D @jrodlives
621 Followers 1K Following Retired LEO Sgt. and commercial rated 🚁 pilot. TEXican-American. Doberman whisperer. A man and speak for myself! Psalm 82:4. H-Town Coogs, ‘Stros, Texans🤘🏽
Rob Fontenot @RobFontenot
3K Followers 2K Following 🎙Host of @PodcastAstros 🎙️PA for Harlandale ISD Football, Baseball, Softball https://t.co/Xgw9mx2wcj
Dozer Dude @TheDozerDude
902 Followers 1K Following Astros ,Rockets, Oilers/Titans ,Hook Em🤘🏻Horns ,Ford Racing, Over 40 victim of fate. Baba Booey!!
Dr AssBurger @DeeZnuts4funS
1K Followers 659 Following Twitter is the monument to the stupidity of man - Gen George S Patton. Proud Stroud Boy
H-Town-4-Life @mver123
1K Followers 932 Following
Robert Land | Houston.. @HSTPodcast
3K Followers 2K Following 'Houston Sports Talk' @BleavNetwork Podcast Host (since '13) on #Astros #Rockets #Texans #GoCoogs ⚾️ 32 yrs in Sports Journalism (23 in H-Town)
Not a troll @CardArt6
592 Followers 2K Following
Cindy Rittinghouse @blesstgirl
715 Followers 1K Following God is Good! ❤️ Love OU Football, the Houston TEXANS and 2X WS Champion 🏆 Houston ASTROS #Relentless #WeAreTexans STH Astros and Texans
Asrants @AsRantzz
43 Followers 12 Following
Jairon @Jairon_Ordonez
742 Followers 564 Following
David Hauck @HeatonHauck
303 Followers 640 Following Husband, PaPa, Rancher, Hunter, #Astros, #StlBlues #Ready2Reign
Sanchy420 @Sanchy_Says
42 Followers 156 Following Fan of the 2 Time World Series Champ's. 2017 haters cheat better.
Lane Fluker @fluker_lane
528 Followers 261 Following Athletic Strength and Conditioning Coach, Hypertrophy Coach
tentin quarantino @TentyQuarantino
3K Followers 5K Following Actually David | Not the sharpest basketball in the swimming pool | Ht: diet 6’ | Wt: dad bod Bat/Throw: L/L | Basically David Rose, but if he were straight
Altuve 4HoF ⚾ parod.. @ErinAstrosFan
4K Followers 2K Following b̶a̶s̶e̶b̶a̶l̶l̶ Astros Fan, WeatherNerd, Cyclist, Gardener & Proud Refusenik. Tweets &Likes Do NotMean Endorsement or Approval
Stephanie 🧡⚾️�.. @TxIslandGirl77
2K Followers 4K Following I’m blunt and speak my mind. I stand up for what’s right. Love all people and dislike bullies!!!#AutismMom💙🧩#AstrosFan⚾️(Opinions all mine)
springtrainingszn @ashjba10329
1K Followers 1K Following Astros baseball. Fuck all 29 other teams. #ready2teign
eric_with_an_h @erichzunker
1K Followers 4K Following lifelong avid Astros fan, longhorn fan, and cowboys fan but mostly Astros fan
Katie ♥️ @LidgeLuva54
2K Followers 2K Following Bill's better half💍, Mom to Kason &🤰🏻soon to be Haysley,🐾 soo many dogs , ⚾️ fan, hugged it out w/ Taylor Swift 🖤🐍
Spacegirl @Lauraspacecadet
1K Followers 2K Following ❤️ Jesus 🚀Space Nerd ⚾ Baseball Astros Fan 🥰 God Bless USA
mariostros🏆🏆�.. @mariostros18
3K Followers 2K Following A Blessed and Grateful Astros Fan -🏆 ‘17 🏆 ’22 - Family🧡 - Friends🧡 Co-Host of @SOHTownThePod 🎧🎙️💫#Astros #Relentless
2x WS Champs Fabo �.. @hTx0203713916
1K Followers 2K Following Astros/Texans/Rockets and Boxing fan! https://t.co/vbopmhUe75
Astros Fan @ArnoldGalvan7
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AstroDog @gawddog77
2K Followers 2K Following Native Texan ~ Lifelong Astros fan ~ Love all H-Town sports!!
Dugout Mom Tricia @TriciaMathison
2K Followers 2K Following Child of God, wife, mom, lover of sloths and the Houston Astros
Michelle_Neat @Michelle_Neat1
3K Followers 2K Following Host of @VisitorsDugout | The Southpaw from @eephussouthpaw | Houston Til I drop | VERY PRO UNION✊
Leah Vann @LVann_Sports
17K Followers 3K Following Journalist • Boot Queen • Native Texan • @chron Sports Culture/Astros ⚾️Past: @theadvocatebr LSU⚾️🏈 @GazetteOnIowa Iowa 🏈 @steamboatpilot• UT ‘17 • Medill ‘20
Montse @Montz527
575 Followers 480 Following Just do the damn thing! 💒👩❤️👨 Baseball is life! 'Stros have my heart 😁 🧡⚾💙 🏆🏆 It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
cad3 @Cr3randCad3
104 Followers 445 Following Spurs, Astros, Cowboys enjoyer. I am the one that keeps Arby’s in business. #Wembyszn
WASTEPH @wasteph_wes
3K Followers 2K Following Lover of Whiskey. I have a love/hate relationship with Houston sports. I cuss too much, so be it. Some of my content is NSFW. Not a suggested follow
2017 & 2022 Champs @Astrosfan201
3K Followers 4K Following Astros, Cowboys. Rockets, Texans, UGA, Metal, Real Country, Libertarian.
Former Future Astros .. @HooksHostMom
3K Followers 2K Following SWTSU; Law Firm; JHilburn Stylist; Jr. League of CC; CCHookshostmom; #Astros #CCHooks; Not a mind reader #Relentless
Susan - ⚾️⚾️�.. @SusanDear11
2K Followers 1K Following I’m just here to be entertained. Astros 2017 AND 2022 World Series Champions. 🏆 My Tweets are 95% BS. if you’re easily offended then don’t follow me. 🤷🏼♀️
El Feo @ElFeoAlberto
514 Followers 1K Following
Ben @midzee4
2K Followers 809 Following Hendrix ⚾️ alum, Tulane Law ‘24 || Prospects & MLB Draft @baseballpro
Astros Baseball @PodcastAstros
2K Followers 1K Following A podcast by fans for the fans of the Houston Astros with @RobFontenot
Astrosbaseballislife @Astros4me
1K Followers 1K Following I'm all about the Astros. I may sprinkle in other sports time to time.
BigSteve @BigSteve0388
584 Followers 1K Following Army Combat Vet / I am not politically correct // I respect everyone regardless of beliefs // but I say what I want// WWE FAN// sports fan
John McClain @McClain_on_NFL
152K Followers 2K Following This is my 48th year covering the NFL in Houston. I do weekly sports talk shows in Houston, Nashville, Knoxville, Las Vegas, San Antonio, Austin and Waco.
Bregman’s Wheelbarr.. @newguymeltz
3K Followers 1K Following 2017/2022 Champs America’s DYNASTY! Rockets,Jets, Devils TERPS. Bruce Springsteen nut. Jon Heyman once wrote an article about me. Not affiliated w Alex Bregman
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6K Followers 3K Following Co-host of @LockedOnAstros daily #Astros podcast (M-F). HS teacher. Subscribe to our @YouTube Channel! #FirstListen
Dusty’s Lessons of .. @DustyLessons
1K Followers 793 Following Burner acct of @quallsastros Strictly parody and satire for the baseball beloved
Astroholic @AstroholicAnon
4K Followers 3K Following Astros, whiskey, and baseball cards. PC: Griffey Jr, Springer, Rose, Astros.
🏆🧩James🧩🏆 @Autch14
3K Followers 2K Following Father, Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Texans, Ducks, Professional Influencer, Sarcastic Xeetist
Ryan Bokros @ryanbokros
4K Followers 5K Following #Astros Lifer 🤘🏼 HTown Sports | 🎙️ Team @PodcastAstros | Baseball Stats & Data | Chef Instructor | Politically Homeless | Possibility ≠ Probability
The Maldylorian @NHastrosFan
768 Followers 678 Following Officially* the biggest @astros fan in the state of New Hampshire! *not official.
🩷🧡💛SheHasMox.. @Moxie1983
2K Followers 3K Following the Astros, Rockets, Houston Cougar Basketball, Football. Yes, I'm a big girl, no you're not clever for pointing it out bc my opinion is different from yours.
BaseballBarry @baseballbarry2
2K Followers 2K Following Huge baseball fan love all Htown sports. Twice my tweets have appeared on MLB network. I'm kinda famous. Not a content creator. Biggest YUGEST Gallegos crony.
J-R🚁D @jrodlives
621 Followers 1K Following Retired LEO Sgt. and commercial rated 🚁 pilot. TEXican-American. Doberman whisperer. A man and speak for myself! Psalm 82:4. H-Town Coogs, ‘Stros, Texans🤘🏽
Patrick Creighton @PCreighton1
6K Followers 986 Following Host of #Area45 7-10p & #HTownPostgame 10-11p weeknights on @sportsradio610 w/ @ShaunBijani. Host #BleavInTexans @bleavnetwork w Cecil Shorts III.
Rob Fontenot @RobFontenot
3K Followers 2K Following 🎙Host of @PodcastAstros 🎙️PA for Harlandale ISD Football, Baseball, Softball https://t.co/Xgw9mx2wcj
eunizzz🙂↔️ @essinuex
2K Followers 647 Following | Astros | Texans | Rockets | Preds 🇲🇽 @rhinestonesport
🤘🏻That Astros/L.. @cpenny81
3K Followers 4K Following Christian, Astros TWO TIME World Series Champions. See you in 2024. Your BIG 12 CHAMPION TEXAS LONGHORNS! SEC BOUND! The Golden Age continues. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼Hi, I’m an Astros fan and I could use a hug 😭
My heart is exploding! Being their grandma is a gift. 🩷
I gotta say I do respect the fact several Astro fans roll with the trolling going on right now and just laugh with it. 😂
This game just got disgusting and not in a good way. What the hell are we doing out there?!??
2017 Astros MVP has fallen on some hard times. Sad
I call this one... "@HoustonTrash Hates Houstonians"
Real Genius. 🤌🏾
without saying batman forever, fav val kilmer film?
Astros Twitter is so fucking toxic bro. It’s truly not meant for anyone who does not have thick skin. There’s a diff between heckling that girl for her terrible take and threatening her. I’d say I’m surprised, but I’m not 🤷🏻♀️ geez
Back when the Astros sucked, the fans were funny and fun and we had humility and understanding. Now…I love my team but I don’t love these ruthless bullies. Can we go back to losing 100+ games?
You guys broke her. Mission accomplished. You animals got exactly what you wanted. What she said about Altuve was stupid, but y’all come across as being a billion times worse than she ever was.
WHAT. This is... a delusional angels fan now. "Shohei wanted to leave because hes not having sucess"... He was succeeding, HE was succeeding. The ANGELS were not. Hes become a legend. The Angels are one of tbe worst ran sports orgs around. Your anger is misplaced.
I’ll say this, if this is the real Shohei then I sure am glad he’s not on my team anymore. This organization was here long before Ohtani came, and it’ll be here long after he leaves the game. He wanted to leave bc he wasnt having success. Did he ever think to look in the mirror?
Caratini is - and I cannot stress this enough - a way better second catcher than I expected. I imagine they’re going over the tax threshold whether it’s here or with the middle relief acquisition.
The Astros are in agreement on a contract with free-agent catcher Víctor Caratini, sources tell @Ken_Rosenthal and I.
Astros get their backup catcher. Switch hitter who hit .259 with 7 HR last year for the Brewers, his OPS was .711 Better against RHP in 2023. He'll be Diaz's backup but he can also play 1B
The Astros are in agreement on a contract with free-agent catcher Víctor Caratini, sources tell @Ken_Rosenthal and I.
Another Houston team bout to make his mark vs a New York team this weekend. #WeAreTexans
Remember when Wade Miley’s meltdown at the end of 2019 led to the Astros downfall in the World Series that year?
The Brewers are bringing back Wade Miley on a one-year contract with a mutual option, per @Ken_Rosenthal
Louisville? Is it pronounced “Louie-ville” or “Lou-ville?” I was having this debate with a friend this weekend.
I like how FA players with sketch backgrounds are automatically linked to the Astros. 🤣
Sources: Boston, Toronto, Houston and a mysterious team are very interested in the services of right-handed pitcher Domingo Germán. #DomingoGerman ✍🏽
@MicrophoneMilo After the trade deadline last season he had under a 2.00 ERA. For some reason he’s decent with the Dodgers.
Not only would my GOAT play and not go to his Sons debut. He’d go off for 70 to outshine his son.
LeBron James says he would skip Lakers game to see Bronny make USC debut trib.al/pV7Myrm
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