Ashley Hesseltine @AshHess
Comedian, co-host of @girls_gottaeat podcast, founder of @vibesonly. Here to pop off and/or speak to a manager. girlsgottaeatpodcast.com New York, NY Joined March 2009-
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Me if I was on stage at the #LoveIsBlind reunion after that little Jackie and Josh interview: “I’m sorry Vanessa but um….what the fuck was that?”
Netflix is only letting people who have never shared their password watch #LoveIsBlindLIVE
How are people watching #LoveIsBlindLIVE and some of us are still getting an error message?! @netflix shit the bed so badly on this 😭
Not to be corny but the way this @netflix #LoveIsBlindLIVE disaster has brought the country together in harmony gives me hope 💕
Take it off the site then FFS 🤡
Take it off the site then FFS 🤡 https://t.co/BbWgBpyxlu
I will never get over the fact that Zack sang a song when he proposed and it wasn’t I Hope You Dance #LoveIsBlind
Hello @DriveKyte, I’m reaching out here because I have a broken down car in my driveway and have spent the better part of my day on the phone with your customer service getting nowhere and being told complete opposite information from your roadside assistance provider 🙃
Simply can not watch this man on Emily in Paris after what he did to Tanya
Hello @Taskrabbit why does your app only work approximately 30% of the time? You must be losing tons of business from people who literally can’t book a tasker (like myself rn) 😬
The biggest #WhiteLotus finale plot hole is that $50k was a drop in the bucket but they’re flying @easyJet
Ashley popping off about Herschel Walker on the last episode: 1) makes me wish I lived in Georgia so I could vote against him 2) is a great reminder this midterm season of how hypocritical and performative the far right's "pro-life" stance is 🤧 Thank you @AshHess @Girls_GottaEat
#BachelorInParadise When you’re fed up with the apps so get straight to the point on your profile
I really enjoyed the #VMAs but it’s just funny to me that MTV is still a credible music platform when it’s a TV station that plays episodes of Ridiculousness 24 hrs a day with some occasional Catfish and Teen Mom sprinkled in
I love that Nicki Minaj accepted a lifetime achievement award at the #VMAs then stuck around to host lol
I try to not sound alarmist or extreme but this is evil. There isn't another word for it. People capable of this type of thinking are capable of repeating humanity's worst atrocities. Evil. This can't be framed as a difference of opinion. This is evil. politico.com/news/2022/07/1…
Memory unlocked that I had a terrible experience with @tapairportugal years ago and vowed never to fly them again. Fool me twice 😖
Shout out to @tapairportugal for canceling the second leg of my flight and when I tried to get my luggage, they told me to get in a line that was an estimated 5 hour wait. On my birthday no less. What a gift.
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Girls Gotta Eat Podca.. @Girls_GottaEat
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Did Vanessa really say her ovaries are burning from this gaslighting narcissist holding his baby he had with a woman he’s not in a relationship with and isn’t even shown. That was so weird, and baffling honestly. #LoveIsBlindreunion #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS4 #LoveIsBlind4
@AshHess Literally watching this right now and dying 😂
@AshHess @AmericanAir AirTag’s have the best technology to at least circumvent total uncertainty about where the luggage is when it’s not where it’s supposed to be. You can pinpoint your bags location and see thru the bullshit the airline does or doesn’t feed you. I hope they get it back to you soon
@AshHess @AmericanAir ashley sis it's time to stop flying american you've posted SO many problems!!
@JoJoFromJerz @megynkelly She represents an entire type of woman who staked their careers on using their looks to sell right-wing propaganda. They're never bright enough to understand what they truly are, and so they grow progressively more outrageous as their looks evaporate to keep the attention going.
@MarriedMornings This is exactly why people have an issue with Christians.
The Sex Lives of College Girls needs more men of color on there 😭 why is everybody’s man yt???? Mindy Kaling, pls
Meghan Fahy is the undisputed champion of #WhiteLotus Season 2 — what an insanely marvelous performance. And this moment… wow
Ashley popping off about Herschel Walker on the last episode: 1) makes me wish I lived in Georgia so I could vote against him 2) is a great reminder this midterm season of how hypocritical and performative the far right's "pro-life" stance is 🤧 Thank you @AshHess @Girls_GottaEat
@sydney_sweeney If you post a photo of yourself wearing a Swastika is it wrong to assume you're a Nazi? You're not responsible for your family's bigoted beliefs but it's ridiculous for you to claim people are "making assumptions" when the shirt literally is a political statement.
@AshHess Let’s control women’s bodies before we stop mass shootings cool cool
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These #ATL ladies are my all-time faves: @dulcesloan @lacelarrabee @katiebruise @ErenMatsota @hillaryrheath Big shoutout to @AshHess who left the South for her Northern roots And to @blaireerskine crushing it on the Best Coast ⭐️
We need a little laughter today. Give me your 5 favorite stand-up comics of all-time. #MyStandUpFive
Today, a Black Trans Woman shouted across the street at me: “OK w/ the sparkle unicorn skirt! You betta strut and give life in full technicolor at the same 👏🏾 damn 👏🏾 time 👏🏾!” This is why I ❤️ #Atlanta. I skipped back to my car. Gotta love how Black girls support each other.
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