Alan Compton @AlanCompton
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Watching The Wheel and Sophie (9) just asked why “the man running the show looks like the mayor from the Lorax” 😭 @McInTweet #TheWheel
@rbyncthbrtsn Rounded corners 100% ftw Just hits different.
@Morrisons Never mind, it’s open now. Thanks anyway!
@Morrisons Hi, any reason why the Bishopbriggs Pharmacy is closed? Need to collect a prescription and the shutter is down…
@Morrisons Hi, tried to DM but getting an error message saying the DM can’t be sent?
@piersmorgan Och, get a hobby you fucking chode.
@Conservatives At least when they launch their leader every few weeks it’s the same fucking leader…
@rbyncthbrtsn This genuinely prompted me to check my phone on the basis of “oh she must have another type of phone which has address fields…” Needless to say I’m just not an adult.
@rbyncthbrtsn I find this content reassuringly relatable. Like a mental hug to the broken part of my brain that doesn’t understand how other people travel without, well, stuff.
@DaveyBlahBlah Deathloop is weird. I probably enjoyed it more than most, but it feels like a game that accidentally falls between genres and I think the controls/first-person perspective is a big part of that.
@fesshole Can’t believe so many people are pointing out this is fraud and so few people are pointing out that the shopping isn’t free if you’re paying a tenner for the game…
@DaveyBlahBlah She knows what she’s fishing for, dude.
@erinmhk It means snakes are hot on your tail. Don’t drive slowly or they’ll getcha.
@mstewart_23 Eck didn’t want you, mate. Get over it.
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STREAMING NOW: New Worlds: Three Short Films by Daniel Archibald. vimeo.com/showcase/81155…
@DaveyBlahBlah How long until the conversation devolved into Emperor’s New Groove quotes?
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