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The collab we were waiting for 🤯
They didn’t cover this in The Shawshank Redemption
Okay now they’re just fucking with us
His spear still looks tiny in IMAX 🔍
Me watching Harry and Meghan complain about living in a castle
The crossover series we deserve 🇮🇹
Kanye: “I like Hitler” Kanye’s last remaining fans:
Liberals waiting for Trump to tweet
Then God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and multiply.” Nick Cannon:
Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar
725K Followers 37K Following HuffPost/NY Mag [email protected] Direct Messages Open Text/Call/Signal/Confide/WhatsApp: 310-795-2497. AGENTS: UTA
Jesse McLaren @McJesse
1.1M Followers 1K Following Board Certified Comedy Writer. Didn't pay for Twitter Blue, just cursed.
Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__
19K Followers 147 Following The best meme page of 2024 ten years in a row. OC watermarked, the rest credited reposts
CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E
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Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch
28K Followers 369 Following My pronouns are Me/Me. Creator of @TanksGoodNews and @influencersitw I am a comedy fanatic and I like to read
The Dad @thedad
142K Followers 590 Following Welcome to the club. 🔥 https://t.co/E3irT7D7mM 🏆 https://t.co/EFPhC0SEeE 🎮 @thedadgaming
pretty and rude @themeredith
44K Followers 2K Following Eccentric billionaire and outspoken owner of the Dallas Mavericks. No collabs. $50 DM fee. $100 unblock fee. @thebadmeredith is my alter ego.
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Merle @roland47702
11 Followers 736 Following
Liberty & Justice for.. @NotSoProudYank
3K Followers 4K Following Descended from REAL patriots. Protect our democracy! On Instagram (I'll be there under Lady of Liberty and Justice) if Twitter goes both feet up in its cage.
❄️Gualhe ❄️ |.. @Gualhe
21 Followers 460 Following •El men de los sketch feos •Aspirante a animador uwu •Friolero experto •Con 3 Personalidades potentes •Dibujos HDn't https://t.co/rv6lVJtBhZ
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WiFry 🍎 @legageddon
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520 Followers 4K Following
Amy/Ruby Solar 😺�.. @AmySolar
162 Followers 630 Following Anime and Furry artist, sfw and nsfw, so NO MINORS 🔞 female/26
GPTSOL @GptSol
436 Followers 763 Following GPTSOL - Where AI Meets Democracy. A community-driven token powered by AI. Your votes, your prompts, our collective future. Join the movement.
antonio @UrbanAntonio
2K Followers 5K Following Nursing Student. Medical Exercise Specialist & Personal Trainer (since 1995). Fitness & Alt Med Historian. NYHC. Brooklyn. LES. Miami.
Jonathan Jackson @JonJ_4oncinema
92 Followers 595 Following Husband, father, engineer, person, woman, man, camera, TV. Lover of comedy. Mostly here for on cinema at the cinema. I also feed ADSB data. He/Him
Frederick von Wilkins.. @FTMFWSMS12345
256 Followers 2K Following
Tom Maynard @aynardmay
170 Followers 881 Following Given up on posting anything useful for now. Opinions are mine.
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63 Followers 394 Following
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32K Followers 3K Following 165K+ YouTube - @UFJschool Double 🐊 - | Saints, VGK, Gators, Pelicans | LV➡️GNV➡️ATX
Ashley Williams @Chainsaw_Ashley
92 Followers 288 Following Replacing my previous account. I'm a librarian, horror nerd, animal lover, and anti-theist. I currently live in Buffalo NY but am moving to CT. Hail Satan!
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Dragoncat Productions @WilliamAutry11
11 Followers 79 Following My Twitter account. What more do you want?
Resistafarian @kyrieeleison33
34 Followers 381 Following A rusty nail in the foot of downpresser man. Babylon is falling, let Jah be praised!
Nehemiah Walter @nehemiah_walter
12 Followers 202 Following
Ava @AVAcado340
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Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__
19K Followers 147 Following The best meme page of 2024 ten years in a row. OC watermarked, the rest credited reposts
Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch
28K Followers 369 Following My pronouns are Me/Me. Creator of @TanksGoodNews and @influencersitw I am a comedy fanatic and I like to read
Nutchos | The OG Almo.. @EatNutchos
6 Followers 3 Following Guilt-free crunch for snackers everywhere. Gluten Free | Lower Carb | 4g Plant-Based Protein
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510K Followers 260 Following My ONLY twitter all others are FAKE! IG @shadyshainarae and cosplaybabyshae snapchat ShadyShainy 100% all natural ❤️ Management @stillsirens
Dab Moms @dabmoms
423 Followers 74 Following
Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk
1.2M Followers 84 Following Mr. Show, Better Call Saul, Nobody, then there's this, my favoritest thing: ZILOT, a book of silly poems I writ with my kids. OCTOBER 10 in stores for all!!
The Purple Sock @the_purple_sock
519 Followers 132 Following drafts for the IG page @ the.purple.sock
Don't Stop or We'll D.. @DontStopOrWell1
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The Sloppy Boys 📀 @TheSloppyBoys
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Tim Kalpakis @TimKalpakis
34K Followers 1K Following Tv writer from @TheBirthdayBoys Between Two Ferns @ComedyBangBang ILYA w/ Sarah Silverman & Digman & in the band @TheSloppyBoys
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ButtHeads @ButtHeadsNft
81 Followers 0 Following The PFP you never knew you needed. Grab the toilet paper. 🎨 Artist - IG: https://t.co/CPmAasOtau… Discord ➡️ https://t.co/MD3Wjn6LbO
FTX @FTX_Official
728K Followers 758 Following All official FTX Group bankruptcy documents filed with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court can be found online at https://t.co/qe8U00sffb.
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6K Followers 2K Following Co-founder https://t.co/DWcLQpPmeP and @protofundvc Prev: Co-founder https://t.co/OjdRL2niKs Crypto boomer here for the animals.
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1.7M Followers 8K Following Entrepreneur, investor, and lifelong learner. I write a daily letter to 250,000+ investors at https://t.co/tpCu2xhIBx
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384 Followers 312 Following Follow me on IG snackytuna & the.atomic.elbow for more content
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10K Followers 4K Following Athlete Booking Agent 🤝 Entrepreneur and Sports Marketing Expert 🏟️ Founder of @AthleteSpeakers 🗣️ Partner in @500Level & Proud @UCFKnights Alum ⚔️
Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
1.2M Followers 32K Following It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now - for business please contact [email protected] - for media requests: [email protected]
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42K Followers 13K Following Artist on Wicked Cool Records. Lead, rhythm, bass w Paul McCartney since 2002. Etta James 1974-1989. Moved to Threads, same name
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628K Followers 641K Following I'm serious chocolate and don't get it twisted. https://t.co/AjINiSHMHu @CWAllAmerican All American Host @CriticsChoice
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10K Followers 1K Following Morning anchor @WFAADaybreak | @WFAA | TCU alum | 3x Emmy Winner https://t.co/GizbeN99LD
Peter Fader @faderp
20K Followers 629 Following Professor of #Marketing @Wharton, co-founder of @ThetaCLV, and co-founder of Peerful. Co-author of "The Customer-Base Audit" https://t.co/YYWyTpFZS3
Adam Bellow @adambellow
44K Followers 5K Following CEO Breakout, Inc. (@BreakoutEDU) - Former @innovfellows. Founder @eduTecher @eduClipper @WeLearnedItApp, @EdcampUSA Board Member, Co-Founder of 2 Amazing Boys.
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
Yeah I’m a snack S - tasty N - treat A - that C - you’ll K - love #fact #snack #nowyouknow
Knock knock. Who’s there? Nobody. We have 5 followers. #stillblessed #onechipatatime
Cocaine Bear can't even cheer me up now.
AriZona Iced Tea
We laughed about this for months afterwards.
When someone asks me how many balls my husband has
If you are a technologist or entrepreneur and you have not checked out Meta’s Horizon Worlds, I’d encourage you to do so. I just spent an hour around a campfire with a group of Aussies and it was WILD.
A private person like me? Oh it kills me to post a clip like this where 2 comedy icons praise my satire 😫
why cant they put same camera thats on the back on the front? why do selfie cameras still suck. make the notch or the island or whatever as big as a thumb if needed but for the love of god give mea usable front facing caemra.
@kanyewest How dare you compare your situation to Emmet Till. It’s not even close, you’re beyond delusional. He was tortured and lynched for something he didn’t do. People are not giving you money for things you did say. How the fuck are those two things the same??
When the meeting should’ve ended 20 minutes ago but some asshole won’t stop asking questions
Shoutout to the mouse at my crib that’s been eating fucking shrooms for a week
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