Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang
Will Smith said it best, welcome to erff United States Joined January 2011-
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Me taking a multivitamin after drinking 18 vodka sodas the night before
Sometimes the first beer at happy hour hits so good you gotta call outta work tomorrow instantly
When your parents show up at your college house unannounced
When someone mentions the new Taylor Swift album
When someone fact checks you and you were right all along
“Hope this email finds you well” how the email found me:
The only golfer that matters this weekend
The only Coachella performance people want
Nighthawk
“you’ll never make it in modeling!” Well who is laughing now mom?
OJ Simpson seeing Aaron Hernandez in hell
Yo Barnes and Nobles has an Italian section
Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__
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Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch
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Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_
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G @stevensongs
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Wu-Tang Financial �.. @Wu_Tang_Finance
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Michael Braun @michaelbbraun
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Funny Tweets @FunnyTweetzz4u
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John lambert @j1lambert
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Arccos Markos @ArccosMarkos
98 Followers 423 Following Follow me on the Arccos App @ Mark Lincoln Member of The Tour Of Shitty Golf @Shitty_Of
Kyle Bunch @bunch
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Joel @bejongleur
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Archie Turner @memoriallake
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Lehensherrder1. @lehensherr_2
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1w224 @supfoolio
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Pablo for President @PabloCat2024
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YuppieMephistopheles @ataraxia316
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Phineas Bar Eleazar @PhineasFolly
197 Followers 1K Following pronouns lord/laird; all views are my own; best Batman is still Adam West
kdiamond 💙 @kdiamond_6
2K Followers 3K Following made in the USA raised in Austria 🇦🇹mom of J&J❤️/kindness matters/love and foster all animals, used to be Republican until #neverTrump VOTING MATTERS 🌈4.20
Michael ⭐ @Madfurby
159 Followers 234 Following Trying to make the best of what I can each day, as my limitations try to bring me down I push to find the key to my life.
Jesús Miguel @JesusMiguel___
486 Followers 445 Following Me: *exists* Twitter: YOU HAVE VIOLATED OUR TERMS.
Nickle Tipper @NotAnotherTip
672 Followers 3K Following 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖑𝖊 up!🥈 Thoughts,🅲🆂,math, #Bitcoin ,memes,world events. φ((a,b))》rbf_kernel(x1, x2, Σ=1.0) 🚫DM (only important), say my name🧗♂️ (not nickel). 📎
なるほど 🦊💦.. @nyorohodo
49 Followers 1K Following Nyoro/Shirou | 🔞18+🔞 | ❪ 21↑ ❫ | antis/minors DNI + will be blocked | artist | SFW acc: @/shiroukami_art • [email protected] • https://t.co/4p4EHQdHY6
T.C. 🎈 @timmychalms14
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Gator Tails @GatorTails22
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Aaron Goodrum @ClausMontoya
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William Cawley @WilliamCawley69
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Steve Adams @stadams0317
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Szczsomething™ @mrszczsomething
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PhoenixRising @PotHeadCutiePie
78 Followers 1K Following A closed mind is an empty well. Thirst for wisdom. Stand for Truth. Question everything. Consider anything. Believe nothing.
Akonnorbea Sandra @ASandra97266
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John Carroll @johnpcarrolljr
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Andrew Josupait @AndrewJosupait
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Coach Ike @BigCoachIke
87 Followers 143 Following Old school University of Utah coach. Riding with the Utes since 1983
Tony M. Allison Sr. @tony_allison
248 Followers 4K Following Christian, Brother, Soldier, Father, Grandfather, and Friend. The guy you love to love...but DON'T let the smooth taste fool you... Army MSG (R)
Matthew Brady @bradym80
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Klayton Peterson @klaybenpete57
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Matt Baty @MattBaty10
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Patrick Hogan @sidehogans
2 Followers 269 Following
vvccc @vvccc7620
40 Followers 365 Following
Paul Manelis @LakeForestLion
128 Followers 405 Following Product of Saginaw public schools, hence the spelling and grammatical errors.
rowdy @lukoraynor
181 Followers 2K Following I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
Antonio Andrade @AndradeAntonioJ
1K Followers 2K Following Abogado -Man.United (opiniones y comentarios expresados aquí, son de mi entera responsabilidad).
USHumorEmpire @USHumorEmpire
160 Followers 1K Following USHumorEmpire - Your Source for American Laughter! Dive into the world of humor with us!
Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch
28K Followers 369 Following My pronouns are Me/Me. Creator of @TanksGoodNews and @influencersitw I am a comedy fanatic and I like to read
Jane @Donewithsergi0
326 Followers 2K Following decent looking “Horrorshow is right friend, a real show of horror” “if you cant be just be arbitrary” need an abortion https://t.co/doQSJzpnhl
Jonathan Kircher @JKircher007
941 Followers 3K Following Father of 2 Awesome Daughters, Husband, Son, Middle School Principal, Beatles Freak, Proud Penn Stater, world traveller and huge Philly sports fan!
Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah
614K Followers 4K Following Host of The OPERATOR Podcast. SEAL Team Six. Two Silver Stars. Four Bronze Stars w/ Valor. NY Times Best-Selling Author. Speaker. Listener. Front Toward Enemy.
Cabbage Cat @CabbageCatMemes
5K Followers 678 Following i think the internet is fine but mainly i hope the world ends
Jack Kubly @bonkers4memes
563 Followers 28 Following
@BryanCranston @popcorners Jesse we need to refinance with Rocket mortgage
@gopuff #Quartertimeshow with Lil Dicky is coming up this Sunday! Link here to RSVP! [bit.ly/3BbHa00]
Lord help me I’ve created Rogen Paul
*borat voice - what the fuck is going on in our world?! Everything is so depressing and I’m questioning the validity of all I’ve been told here to fore.. my wife!
Melted glacier that sank the Titanic sells for $5,000,000
@DrGrayfang Soooo Twitter is obviously “the dumbest assholes you went to college with”
What the fuck do you mean “pretty much”????????
Balenciaga's $9,000 coat is pretty much a bunch of jackets on top of each other trib.al/fBB0Pk8
This is not body modification it’s fuckin make up. This is dumb as fuckin shit. If I did ACTUAL body-mod and then saw this I’d think they were even bigger losers. Have a good day. x.com/i/events/10341…
Thank god I am not the only one. @DrGrayfang 🙄🤷🏻♂️ #shawshankredemption is my favorite movie of all time as well so this is perfect. @mjfree 🤣
If you start watching New Year’s Rocking Eve on NBC at 11:59:50 pm and start counting backwards from 10, the entire crowd will be counting along with you and the ball will have dropped by the time you reach 1
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