Alex Murphy @AMurph31

NYU 🏓🚀 #DirtyWater Joined September 2019

Tweets

244
Followers

66
Following

404
Likes

20K

tweetball @tweetballgame

7 months ago

forgot this still existed lol. Elon Musk is the biggest loser on the planet

36 248 18K 441K 381

View Details

I wake up to a shitload of people ruing the Dodgers for "breaking" baseball when they have broken no rules. As weird as it sounds, I don't blame the Dodgers for the rot in baseball. I blame the Twins. The team that did jack shit for two straight years after their best season in decades, nuked the team from orbit due to inexplicably being $425 million in debt, then had ownership pat itself on the back and say they weren't selling the team at all. I blame the Athletics. Sandbagging for years to get out of Oakland, using that city as a springboard to become a soulless tourist trap in Las Vegas, play in a minor league stadium for several years, then immediately spend the most they've ever done on a free agent once they moved. I blame the Marlins. Who, despite an admittedly impressive season, have blown up the franchise five times in thirty years. I blame the Pirates. An ineptly run shitpile featuring completely unnecessary scandals involving a Clemente wall decal and Bucco Bricks found in a landfill. I blame the Rockies. The nepo team built on incompetence and one gigantic bar disguised as a stadium. The ones who wisely spent their money on an oft-injured Kris Bryant (after paying $50 million to make their franchise face at the same position go away). I blame the Angels. A franchise that exists to waste generational talents and is so deathly afraid of the luxury tax they'll do anything to avoid it. And there's more too. No, the Dodgers aren't a primary cause of baseball's rot. They're merely a symptom.

225 847 6K 476K 532

View Details

Mr. Big East @HuskyTurned

a year ago

Is there like, any chance at all that Jay Wright wants the Nova job back? That he just needed to recharge his batteries? That he's way more bored than he thought he'd be in retirement? That he's craving a challenge? That he's sick of Dan Hurley? Any chance? At all?

25 7 203 16K 7

View Details

CJ Dexter @CJ_Dexter_

a year ago

Kyle Neptune has to go. This is insane.

27 74 792 139K 70

View Details

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline

2 years ago

Help! I'm trapped in a Jon Bois documentary and the music just turned from smooth jazz to ominous ambience.

79 1K 13K 370K 564

View Details

Avery Chenier @AveryChenier

2 years ago

Fuck it, Yankees 5th inning highlights

246 3K 20K 1.5M 3K

View Details

Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_

2 years ago

raise it

Alex Speier @alexspeier

2 years ago

Alex Cora lamented the inability of the team to play consistently after the All-Star break and its missed opportunity. “We blew it.”

26 38 494 218K 5

8 149 3K 181K 20

View Details

Denny Carter @CDCarter13

2 years ago

The best fantasy football strategy this season was to simply not play

Rotoworld Football @rotoworld_fb

2 years ago

Deebo to miss 'a few weeks' with calf strain dlvr.it/TDK3S1

2 0 11 711K 1

27 325 8K 697K 63

View Details

Mark Shallenberger @MarkShall32

2 years ago

Undrafted outfielder looking for free agent opportunities! Signed to play w @crosscutters of @mlbdraftleague 2x @MVCsports 1st Team 2nd Team @d1baseball, 3rd Team @ABCA1945 All-American 5th year @UEAthleticsBASE: AVG: .375 OBP: .514 (13th in D1) SLG: .687 OPS: 1.201 (33rd in D1)

3 88 262 89K 3

View Details

Alex Murphy @AMurph31

2 years ago

@spence_niems @COYS1342 so rude he won’t give us half

1 0 1 128 0

View Details

Alex Murphy @AMurph31

2 years ago

@spence_niems Did you have to tag me because the rib 🩻 would get offended

1 0 0 115 0

View Details

Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves

2 years ago

gone but not forgotten. RT and follow for a chance to win this 1 of 1 jersey.

nba paint @nba_paint

2 years ago

Timberwolves Brasil died for this.

126 5K 72K 10.8M 950

1K 24K 97K 14.4M 2K

View Details

chase @funnysmartguy12

2 years ago

Sports betters are so funny “NOOOOO PJ WASHINGTON DIDN’T GET 8 REBOUNDS” do you hear yourself you’re a sick sick human

150 2K 32K 2.0M 1K

View Details

🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist

2 years ago

“You got money on this game ?” Bro I got money on every game

66 4K 20K 1.6M 561

View Details

Alex Murphy @AMurph31

3 years ago

@stlrebel32 @spence_niems Excellent analysis of the cash-out market, Robert Shallenberger

1 0 1 47 0

View Details

Alex Murphy @AMurph31

3 years ago

@stlrebel32 @spence_niems Robert I think you should get checked by a professional. I’m not sure in what field the professional should lie, but I’m sure many of them would suffice. Hope you stay safe as well.