Fleetwood Mac DeMarco @yb_twoseas
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Daily Brain Workout: 2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure
The grandparents from charlie and the chocolate factory while charlie was losing fingers at the textile mill
The grandparents from charlie and the chocolate factory while charlie was losing fingers at the textile mill
The most wonderful time of the year
not me dog im drinking beers on the clock
not me dog im drinking beers on the clock
Person who has lived next to New York his entire life (me) (typing): New Yourk
Too real
Me in three months
Me in three months https://t.co/QIMako3WGn
Taking her to my favorite spot on the first date: Here it is! Halal cart guy: There he is! Good day boss, same as usual? Me, beaming with pride: Yes 🙂 (looking over at her expectantly) Her: 😕 Me: Did you hear? I’m the boss Her: I heard. Halal guy: This is not Love, boss
Joe Biden has unfortunately lost his 3 month battle with strep throat
If i made a movie, the whole “person disappears after bus/train passes in front of them” thing would happen at least 30 times
highjacking the public address system at Fenway Park so I can play this the next time the Yankees score a run and cause the worst riot in American history
highjacking the public address system at Fenway Park so I can play this the next time the Yankees score a run and cause the worst riot in American history
When I Am Elected God I Will Ensure That Creating A Podcast Triggers Some Final Destination Shit For Everyone Involved
Hi im Johnny Knoxville and im about to watch the last episode of midnight gospel
Tweeting “elon musk is smelly”activates the self destruct feature that comes standard in all teslas for you
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326 Followers 245 Following good evening. i talk about videogames on the internetCEO of Sinnoh 🌟 @sinnoh_CEO
194K Followers 167 Following just a boy who loves pokemon✨ Spanish and English 🌍 Memes and stuff from all gen ‼️Noé - Revo @NoeRevo
96 Followers 147 Following RU '22 / Esports - 🍎Wannabe UI Software Engineer - Valorant/OW - I wasn’t 13- Founder of @MechSpaceCoAlbert Stein @The_Tegoto
67 Followers 102 Following Earthborn Human | Software Engineer | Left-Wing/Pro-Gun Rights | maybe someday I'll make a gameSheriff: ok we need volunteers to go as undercover college students. Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go. Sheriff: anyone else? Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go to brain gym.
An undercover was booed away from the crowd.
A generation that has grown up in peace and prosperity jonesing for the rush of having their own version of the 1960s, and looking desperately to shoehorn every cause into a replay of what they think their boomer grandparents were doing
Thanks to the $17 bowl-based lunch I just had I can survive another 18 months without physical intimacy
hydroplaning is such a good opportunity to practice locking in
they should invent a Holy Land that’s not in the middle east
"please make sure your phones are on silent at this time" my phone has been on silent for the last 10 years, if it makes a noise I smash it against the pavement
@SweetBeansComix This will always be one of my favorites
twitter is so fucking cooked man
Applicant: "I want to break the record for the longest time without sleep!!" Us: Look between T and U on your keyboard