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If you’re in the path of totality I have bad news for you
Still haven’t beat this one
I lost 3 friends to this in the 90s
Can you complete the Adventure Chef meal gauntlet?
Chris (Simpsons artis.. @getbentsaggy
252K Followers 393 Following artist and storyteller from the uk in the united kingdom
Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise
209K Followers 6 Following The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity.
dan mentos @DanMentos
88K Followers 653 Following
Seanbaby @Seanbabydotcom
41K Followers 448 Following I invented being funny on the Internet. https://t.co/JTBCiB5gss, Dogg Zzone 9000, https://t.co/nvdomlVLsZ, Cracked, Attack of the Show, Adult Swim, EGM, Calculords.
Hi, I'm Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl
28K Followers 1K Following The hardest part of writing a bio? The words | Avi by @RiotGrlErin | Ope, looks like my top tweet collection finally died. Ohhhhh well
supergreatfriend @supergreatfrien
6K Followers 130 Following Wait what? Where am I? Is this the computer device?
Tim @Timotainment
8K Followers 161 Following creator of F.I.S.H., @Fireapples, and @Ascent_Game; @TimRealLife
tara shoe @tarashoe
36K Followers 860 Following nice to be meeting you. “artist and writer” doing good i mean well. comics at @scaretownusa. my email address is [email protected]. have a good one please
Ray @SirEviscerate
26K Followers 2K Following @sireviscerate.bsky.social THERE'S NO WAY TO ETHICALLY USE TWITTER. EVERY TWEET LEGITIMIZES A PLATFORM FOR WHITE SUPREMACY.
Mark Pahlow @mcpheeceo
3K Followers 3K Following Creator/owner of @archiemcphee, #ArchieMcPhee & Accoutrements. Popular culture is not for the faint of heart.
several onions @Amusitr0n
13K Followers 786 Following On more than one occasion I farted, woke myself up, thought it was my phone vibrating and tried to answer my fart.
S Peter Davis 🐀 @speterdavis
781 Followers 929 Following Australian writer. Formerly https://t.co/TH4Lf6ZM9l. Now columnist at large. Subscribe to my substack, it costs nothing. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
ARCANE BULLSHIT @BullshitArcane
4K Followers 71 Following Profane nonsense for a misguided lifestyle!
Punctuation appreciat.. @terra_bang
831 Followers 774 Following Therian coyote bitch she/her https://t.co/gZQVPOANsJ https://t.co/dORaZ1sHdY
Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas
14K Followers 527 Following Former zygote. Mastodon @[email protected]
✨️Queen Imarisha�.. @queenimarisha
1K Followers 495 Following Unserious. Block me if you don't like what I post 🤗 ♒️ #FuckCancer
Leona Faith @LeonaFaith7
0 Followers 173 Following
Hello @Hello186753
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Charlie Vogl @cfv007
26 Followers 33 Following
UrsulaGibson @0g3U1B915rZ07
32 Followers 911 Following
Killian @PikaGlitch
9 Followers 178 Following My repost account. I like furries, glitches, and retro stuff. I follow everyone back 💛. My main: @ri96y
lizard @MzsLizard
0 Followers 563 Following
Benjamin Fox @paisleykid83
50 Followers 227 Following
Paola MR @Paowow2
106 Followers 357 Following
7$MITE ✿ ⍨ @smmmite
260 Followers 603 Following Forgive me for swerving too much, I'm just tryna find my lane
girltwinkdotexpert @girltwinkdotfag
5K Followers 2K Following I'm like if a twink was a pretty girl. https://t.co/2nbQUXgKAJ on bluesky DID girlie 🚨mdni 🚨 She/her HRT: 9/19/2022
spookidude two: now i.. @spookitoo
195 Followers 3K Following antimap. Had my account get offed so i guess this is my main now... If i randomly followed you 80% you got a homestuck pfp
Slob @SlobberKiss
52 Followers 348 Following Age: 25 I draw...sometimes...porn, furries, men and stuff NSFW 18+
TBVM/Mememach50x2 @TBVMememach50x2
24 Followers 132 Following legitimate artist account/personal account. NSFW/PROSHIPPERS DNI. STREAM/DOWNLOAD "Angy Cat-Tunes" NOW
Leo @LeoHasNoLife
169 Followers 1K Following married to @RoseDoodlexz MANY TW FOR MY PAGE shy bi and ready to die dumbest tweets on twitter B) https://t.co/pfVpaeFs4L pfp made by tundras
xanderg @XanderGame1
182 Followers 975 Following he/him bi I am Xander, if you don’t know. Pencil artist when i wanna be.
Frank @frankinsensible
126 Followers 597 Following Be the sanity you want to see in the world. On the side of reason, science and sarcasm. https://t.co/ikia9zv09k
𖤐liky @S3RJ1C4L_STR1K3
219 Followers 392 Following teenage nu metal enthusiast, i love my bf!!?!!! @davisdurstyaoi priv - @_L1KY
Nathan Williams @nathankw
3K Followers 453 Following I make films about science and history. Humanist, vegetarian, NB, board-gamer, urban-paddleboarder with 2 cats. Views are mine.
LisaLewis @z26w8gRF3NSbHK
14 Followers 219 Following
PresidentBidness @PBidness
2K Followers 2K Following 18 + only... 30+ male mostly retweeting sexy stuff
27 Furbies in a trenc.. @StashOfFurbs
46 Followers 164 Following ~Autistic/ADHD ~20,She/her ~Multifandom Artist ~Furby Special interest~TSP, Deltarune,Spider-verse & pizza tower fixations~DNI if you’re NSFW or problematic pls
ZAKHAR @sIavfag
46 Followers 305 Following he/him, 18 yrs old @OLDMENYURl my brohusband 🏳️🌈🇵🇱🇪🇪 RUS/ENG/EST
🍉DOCNUKES ☢️ @DOCNUKES
802 Followers 398 Following ZAKHAR | 18 YRS OLD | HE/HIM | RUS/EST/ENG | ART F2U W CREDIT | PRIV - @sIavfag BASIC DNI CRITERIA, PRO&COMSHIP DNI ‼️SUGGESTIVE & GORE‼️
Miette (musical coyot.. @MaddieDoktor
71 Followers 304 Following I do not have an actual degree sorry • coyote from the depths of your psyche • pan poly genderfluid whole party bag of gay • pretty good at music
Bitch.exe has stopped.. @dragons_94
15 Followers 170 Following Just a small town nerd. Autistic, 27. They/Them
Xavier McGettigan �.. @X_McGettigan
151 Followers 466 Following Dancer, choreographer, actor & musician | Director of @attitudedanceau | 👬💍 | ADHD | Learning 🇸🇪 | he/him
Colour Printer @colour_printer
13 Followers 130 Following Tech geek, professional(?) developer. Art is for the fun of it, actually looking good is secondary. Pretty shy about (re)posting anything outside of art.
Witchybatladyart Aka .. @Witchybatladya1
54 Followers 314 Following Welcome to the chaos that is me. Mom. Wife. Girlfriend. Artist. Gamer. Horror nerd. Poly/Taken. Collector of misfits
Salt | Boonie brainro.. @SaltSeagull
247 Followers 308 Following The Crystal kind of salt / He/Him /🇳🇱🇺🇸|🗣️🇳🇱🇺🇸🇩🇪/ 17 / Aspiring Ornithologist🦜/❤️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇩🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️/✌️🌱/ NSFW DNI / pfp by @Chocokrispystar
EMT @elimenestorres
10 Followers 696 Following
IntoTheFartside ➡�.. @IntoTheFartside
13 Followers 246 Following It’s a yiik eat yiik world out there
Breau S. Czarist @BreauSCzar
19 Followers 141 Following "It is a bizarre thing to me that people will take a game that is working, change it so that it doesn't work, and then complain about it." -- Me
approximately 10,400 .. @__FANGTASTIC
16 Followers 25 Following @BL0CKBUST3R_ 's evil lair. CHRONICALLY ONLINE CRAZY BITCH!!!! COMPLETELY RABID. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. he/neos
Rügenwalder Prinz @RugenPrinz
22 Followers 139 Following A certain penguin. The two best things: professional wrestling and ponies
Bubble @tinybubble330
299 Followers 185 Following cool person, artist, CEO of Pizzahead, 17(NSFW GO AWAY FOR PETE’S SAKE)
Big Man Sam @BigManMoments
16 Followers 55 Following
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16 Followers 3K Following
Joe Gagne @joegagne
3K Followers 266 Following Husband/dad. 3x Blockbuster Video Employee of the Month. Does lots of projects. Affable fellow.
xX.majin_TwEeN.Xx �.. @theSTaTiCBENDER
34 Followers 83 Following Host of RCN-TV. AI DJ. Transfem. Cool & Good. The Cat's Pajamas! new episodes Sunday: https://t.co/DyVi2OvVo9 WATCH IT, FOOL!
alan @maybeifollowyou
254 Followers 2K Following 🎟️📲 almost 20 years in the ticketing industry @miamidolphins @padres @capitals @miamihurricanes Former MLB front office executive
Chris (Simpsons artis.. @getbentsaggy
252K Followers 393 Following artist and storyteller from the uk in the united kingdom
Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise
209K Followers 6 Following The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity.
tara shoe @tarashoe
36K Followers 860 Following nice to be meeting you. “artist and writer” doing good i mean well. comics at @scaretownusa. my email address is [email protected]. have a good one please
ARCANE BULLSHIT @BullshitArcane
4K Followers 71 Following Profane nonsense for a misguided lifestyle!
Fantastic3dcreation @Nabucanizer
508 Followers 522 Following Links:https://t.co/qTGsVHBMbm NFTs:https://t.co/yi69knHL8p Jamir:https://t.co/I6w99iATpP #digitalartist
Ghost Time Gab - coho.. @GhostTimeGames
3K Followers 323 Following Gabriel Koenig - code/audio/art. Creator of Jettomero, Test Tube Titans - Co-creator of the Tux and Fanny Video Game - https://t.co/tPxH0LVzOJ
WTMMP @WTMMP
28K Followers 157 Following
John Mycroft @realjohnmycroft
55 Followers 5 Following
Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge
25K Followers 315 Following STEP-FATHER OF FANTASY 🔮 Los Angeles ⚔️ Art Sorcerer ✨ Cult leader 🧙♂️ [email protected]
Carter Amelia Davis @sweetstench
31K Followers 493 Following Laughing and playing around 🏳️⚧️ https://t.co/ba4rPhQhJn
Richard Littler @richard_littler
32K Followers 6K Following Creator of @Scarfolk. 'Richard_Littler' on Mastodon. 'richardlittler' on Bluesky
Scarfolk Council @Scarfolk
69K Followers 2 Following Official #Scarfolk account. Also here: https://t.co/d8b8E3zLXe Buy books etc here: https://t.co/QZCGrj8x57. For more information please reread.
Dano Brown @danobananotoys
2K Followers 210 Following Featured on VICE, MTV, Forbes, and many less exciting places.
somechristweets @SomeChrisTweets
10K Followers 184 Following
pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
305K Followers 878 Following Playboy Magazine’s 8th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Read my comics on IG https://t.co/skcDJtp4gE. Mostly posting on bluesky now.
Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio
329K Followers 351 Following WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: community radio for a small desert town. Turn on your radio and hide. New episodes every 1st & 15th, plus live show tours & a novel.
Sir Michael @Michael1979
247K Followers 1K Following Maker of @SturdyPodcast and How to (Almost) Make Friends on the Internet. Persecuted for wearing jean shorts to my grandad's funeral https://t.co/C0gsnmxKIS
Mike Primavera @primawesome
42K Followers 828 Following Writer, creator, blood thermos. inquiries: [email protected]
Napcore Influencer @SortaBad
62K Followers 797 Following @sortaokaytbh if we are pals. Solana + Metis + Avax ecosystem maxi
Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov
67K Followers 760 Following i was gonna be a great athlete but then mcdonald's came out with the dollar menu
audrey farnsworth @audipenny
43K Followers 853 Following writer. @audipenny on IG / important newsletter @ https://t.co/bZaZufPQ3K / comics at @scaretownusa
jonny sun @jonnysun
516K Followers 3K Following tv writer (bojack horseman; mrs. davis) & nyt best selling author (goodbye, again; gmorning gnight; everyones a aliebn). (he/him)
When I was young, my father had a beautiful, ornate sword. My pa would often regale us with his most cherished swording memories. Today when I'm creating secure passwords for my favourite online websites, I always use the deeply personal phrase: pas sword.
@obviousplant_ I would love a shirt with this saying
getting to know the stranger things xox
Drew Trager's Practice Girlfriend Rare unreleased game from 1983. Me and @obviousplant_ ported it from DOS to the web. Play it at 👉 drewtrager.legboot.com 👈 #retrogames #RETROGAMING #vintage #80s
the copyright infringement the email
@obviousplant_ I have a jazz crab tattoo!!!!!
Aries: The stars hate you. Maybe try tarot or taking responsibility for your own life.
Taurus: You will learn to love again. And again. And again. And again. This is your eternal curse.
the paper that muffins sit in is actually their pants
@obviousplant_ He's neat. ^^ Have you heard of his acquaintances the Skiapods? (They like to lie on their back like so, using their foot as a sun umbrella)
@obviousplant_ In what has to be the greatest coincidence today, I posted this at 24 minutes past the hour.
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