kate 🥂💕 @pourmeavino
this is your reminder that it’s wine o fucking clock 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 Down the wine aisle Joined February 2009-
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don’t mind council tax going up as love paying the cunts to not maintain roads, zero street lights when I’m walking home alone, bins never collected, libraries that nobody fucking goes to and as for maintaining the local parks, they are littered with strongbow cans and dog shit
I reckon if you borrow money and don’t pay it back you’re a fucking thief, but if you borrow money, don’t pay it back and post photos of you on holiday in Tenerife then that makes you a fucking chavvy cock sucking cunty thief.. there’s a massive difference 👍👍 just saying
Is is too much to ask my fucking neighbours to stop mowing their lawns every Bloody Sunday, 5 minutes in the garden and my eyes look like they’ve been poked by a bag of dicks infested with genital warts
The best thing about having to sit through coronation street is the advert for tena lady incontinence pads, reminding us old cunts we have no bladder control
I absolutely love it when my tweets trigger the lemsip snorting wankstains
My beautiful fur babies… ♥️ #NationalPetDay
What’s better a woman that can make you laugh or a women that looks good ?
Today I’ve wiped my own arse, been to work, cleaned my house, fem freshed My clunge, sunk a pint at the pub , cleaned up my dogs fozzas and now listening to my neighbour balls deep in Sarah 🥴🥴🥴
45 years ago today my mum flopped me out her clunge in the hospital carpark followed by a massive turd, and that’s how this legend was born 🎉🎁🎈🎂🥳
If you get triggered by a tweet and can’t scroll past without leaving a cunty comment I reckon you smell like piss and have genital warts
If women are from Mars And men are from Venus I assume those other genders Are pulled outta Uranus
Thank you Oliver from @StandOutSocksUK for my Quins ruggers socks, can’t wait to wear them at the next game, if you guys like wacky socks made and packaged with love check them out they are absolutely fabby #downsyndrome #disabilityawareness
Does anyone else’s male dog get a boner when crufts is on and start licking their own cocks, I’m hoping its because there is a wirey little pube haired schnauzer on and it’s not over Clare balding
Fuck steak and blowjob day.. I’m sure your cocks have got you in enough grief already this year without that fucking excuse
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771 Followers 2K Following@pourmeavino What the hell? I hope you haven’t been burned personally! That behaviour is a disgrace!
@pourmeavino 100% TOP FUCKERY Togo on hoilday post pics. Me now I’d thinking hope u brake a fucking leg you slag can’t pay but fuckoff to the sun on hols 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
@pourmeavino Cunts I'd say . Happy Friday evening btw 😘
@pourmeavino Orrr. Plead poverty Then … Ask to borrow money cos you’re‘apparently’ a good friend, ( knowing u Dont have much ) Then disappear + Dont pay it back but your still active on twitter Another type of thieving Cnut #takesadvantage #imamug #hopeyouseethis #fakecow
@pourmeavino When are you running for office, then? 😂
@pourmeavino @SamaraxAx On repeat 🤣🤣
@pourmeavino @CostaCoconuts 😂😂😂😂😂 now I have my shopping list, I'm off to Tescos. See you later 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@pourmeavino In Birmingham we've had a 9.9% increase because of their piss poor spending. Why should I have to pay extra if they've spent more than they had? I certainly didn't ask for the Commonwealth Games to be here.
@pourmeavino Funny fucker😂😂😂but you’re not wrong at all❤️💪
@pourmeavino It’s a fcking joke Kate!!! The shower of bastards
@pourmeavino In fairness, you could actually take your Strongbow can home with you...
@pourmeavino You walking home alone was the shocking part of that. Can't believe you don't pick someone up at the kebab place on route. 😂
@pourmeavino Whoa! That would also make me fucking furious, 😡
@pourmeavino I said I’d pay you back 😳🤣