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writer PALO ALTO, KIDS THESE DAYS, SHIT IS FUCKED UP AND BULLSHIT, WHAT'S LEFT? (2025) malcolmpharris@gmail California communist (him) bookshop.org/lists/books-by… Washington, DC Joined October 2010-
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So silly to whine about college students protesting for the first time. They're learning things... They're students...
I’ve heard there are some concerned elected officials and law enforcement officers on the lookout for public displays of anti-semitism?
I’ve heard there are some concerned elected officials and law enforcement officers on the lookout for public displays of anti-semitism?
This thread is a prime example of the misleading ways that antisemitism is often reported. I can tell you as EIC of @JewishCurrents that often we look into a high-profile antisemitic occurrence and it falls apart under scrutiny. Most of the time, no one corrects the record.
This thread is a prime example of the misleading ways that antisemitism is often reported. I can tell you as EIC of @JewishCurrents that often we look into a high-profile antisemitic occurrence and it falls apart under scrutiny. Most of the time, no one corrects the record.
Thanks everyone who packed the house this afternoon 🙏
Thanks everyone who packed the house this afternoon 🙏
Okay found a genuine LLM use: getting the forgotten name of a public person based on a series of attributes, on the third try
This afternoon!
I'm not sure the Silicon Valley model of selling buggy shit but with such high margins that you can afford to send replacements works great for cars.
If you want a review copy of Heavyweight let me know!
If you want a review copy of Heavyweight let me know!
It's so sick that the current status for American authorities is "We have taken back control of most of almost all the campuses"
It's so sick that the current status for American authorities is "We have taken back control of most of almost all the campuses"
International solidarity is so cool and fun
unless you are desperate, it is never a good idea to summon police officers. these are armed individuals who have gone into police work because they like to "control"--(could be "bully," "manhandle," "assault")--others who are usually no threat to them. when there is actual…
unless you are desperate, it is never a good idea to summon police officers. these are armed individuals who have gone into police work because they like to "control"--(could be "bully," "manhandle," "assault")--others who are usually no threat to them. when there is actual…
from Emory Faculty Senate meeting 👀
Kinda stupid pet peeve but there's a difference between plainclothes and undercover
What do we call this kind of social mind-reading bullshit writing? My editor brain goes on red alert every time I see it.
What do we call this kind of social mind-reading bullshit writing? My editor brain goes on red alert every time I see it.
He’s not an outside agitator he’s my friend
Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin
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63K Followers 4K Following finance editor @logic_magazine // words in places // @motherboard forever // co-host @machinekillspod // luddite & decelinverted vibe curve: .. @PatBlanchfield
38K Followers 999 Following US culture, violence, politics | Associate Faculty @BklynInstitute | Book: Gunpower (TK) | psychoanalysis of vibes @unhappinesspod | patblanchfield on blueskyP.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem
40K Followers 2K Following ⚝⚝⚝ https://t.co/zOTZuKD3Sc ⚝⚝⚝ is a newsletter about why your brain feels bad, and what to do about it. it's like self-help, but in a systemic way.Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell
46K Followers 2K Following writer // contributor @bookworld // cohost of @knowyrenemypod with my pal @matthewsitmankang @jaycaspiankang
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75K Followers 1K Following writer, i forecast trends for a living. editor in chief @newinquiry [email protected]Marshall Steinbaum �.. @Econ_Marshall
40K Followers 2K Following Assistant Professor of Economics, University of Utah. @jainfamilyinst Senior Fellow, Higher Education Finance. Emblem of Debased Humankind. RIP Aaron Bushnell.willy 🌜💧 @willystaley
27K Followers 1K Following Welcome to my WordPress blog! I’m 38 and live in NYC. This is where I post my trivial musings, jokes and links. Comments section is open — but play nice! :^)Alex Colston @re_colston
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46K Followers 1K Following CRACK-UP CAPITALISM on Metropolitan, Penguin, Suhrkamp, Einaudi, Paidos: https://t.co/xuFq8qQSfz.Aaron Bady @zunguzungu
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4K Followers 2K Following Freelance journalist writing for Businessweek, Baffler, The New Republic, &c. Aarongell dot comHow do you feel about the occupation of the West Bank and Gaza?
I think it is a profound failure that Harvard Yard continues to be occupied in clear violation of university policies and rules. This is the predictable culmination of the Harvard Corporation’s failure to effectively address issues of prejudice and breakdowns of order on our…
@BigMeanInternet Yup x.com/aldanmarki/sta…
Abdulmalik Alejri, member of the Ansarallah Politburo, on visiting Lenin's mausoleum in Moscow: "Our visit to Russia coincided with the celebrations of the centenary of Vladimir Lenin, the founder of the Soviet Union and the leader of the Bolshevik socialist revolution, which is…
The “of course we’re” meme is the worst I’ve ever seen. Literally never come across even one that was good.
@BigMeanInternet compounding factors: sunblock not invented, every venue he played full of indoor smoke
@BigMeanInternet They also happen to be obviously in the right
When Davidai names a fellow Jewish faculty member, posts his photo, and says that he is "turning out his pockets so the Hamas mob will accept him"--what is that? I'm not an employment specialist, but I bet the NYT could talk to someone who is.
Crowd erupts as Palestinian flag is unfurled from Hilton Hotel outside of White House Correspondents Dinner #WHCD #FreePalestine
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BREAKING| Israeli media reports that the car of the Israeli Minister in the Ministry of Education, Haim Biton has flipped over in occupied Jerusalem, resulting in serious injuries to his father.
Out and safe!
Pigs singled out @TheGreeneBJ for arrest. Not only are they arresting people under a statute that is likely illegal, but they're also doing so selectively. These jackbooted fucking fascists will stop at nothing to protect IU's complicity in the Gaza genocide
Yes, and we need this on the US left. We see a palpable fear in engaging these lessons across the US left (especially the part institutionalised in the NPIC) and it's why folks never want to talk historical lessons or solutions outside of the Western European or US experience
On MST encampments in Brazil, members of the Landless Workers' Movement regularly get into debates about revolutionary theory, land reform in China vs. Europe, Soviet achievements and failures, imperialism and resistance, Luxemburg and Lenin and so on. And that is just at the bar
Have u considered ur throwing ur boss’s vibe off by doing nothing out of the ordinary?
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
Went to my garden plot this morning and for the first time in ages there aren’t three cars parked on the sidewalk 👍🏻
Was just bowling one pair over from Wanda Skykes. She brought her own ball and shoes. One of us!
The one movie left in the Criterion Channel's Friedkin collection that I hadn't seen before was JADE, so I watched it last night. Here's a bit of '90s dialogue that didn't age well.
@BigMeanInternet As long as there’re lemon trees…
Arcata police chief on the phone with Sacramento, begging for them to send cops to repress cal poly humboldt: "No, no, we really are in California. I mean, yes, it's 17 hours to get here... No, I SWEAR we are NOT OREGON."
The freaks attacking that woman for being body slammed from a place of White Privilege are of course right that there’s nothing you can say to stop a cop from attacking you: “I’m a professor,” “I’m 12,” “I'm your wife,” “this is my house an you broke in,” “woof woof woof,” etc.
personally, I like to think Drew Carey's license plate is "Trappin' 24/7" not "Trippin' 24/7"
For all of you wondering “Gee I never thought Drew Carey would pop his wig at a Phish show at the Sphere” here’s what my car looks like haha