sunny (problem causer) @washedsheets
23 | i go beep boop on my computer and try to ignore all the manmade horrors around me Joined September 2015-
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hey do you guys like my face
big shoutout to my chase sapphire reserve credit card for letting me get drunk for free at the airport lounge
new tattoo to immortalize my love for imessage 8ball
buying concert tickets before they sell out at a small to medium venue is harder than being in the marines
i had 3 technical interviews for a single job scheduled this week and got rejected after the first one even though the interviewer told me i did well 👍🏽💯🔥
look at this focaccia oomf and i made. she’s so beautiful
my b guys that wasnt an earthquake i just had halal cart for dinner last night
there was just a lil earthquake in nj, twitter is about to get annoying asf
hey guys how do i stop feeling like i cant breathe and that im about to have a heart attack over something small that has upset me
time for another day of being delusional
im eepy at work but im being sooooo brave about it
HUGE DAY FOR SAINZ GIRLS
being charming and likable is extremely easy actually you people are just freaks
finally developed all the film i left neglected for months, do u guys think im cute
sotd is my most beloved bright and green boy smells fragrance! it’s perfect to bring in spring
getting mixed signals :/ do you guys think he likes me?
duck @saddduck
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queef queen @cummandrinqueef
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Nia @Nia_mp4
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mommy muncher @strawbsdream411
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Khalil @Therealdevcat
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just a poor boy @runthejules18
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ash 🦇🕸️🕯�.. @localgothbimbo
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lu ʚ♡⃛ɞ @cozycapricorn
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843 Followers 714 Following yes hello. boats on land. lowkey locksmith. down ombudsman. lucrative larcen
fearsfortears @leftsaidfr3d
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Danielle🪽 @ukseqdanielle
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Juan @fumadordefaso
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Pajero Compulsivo �.. @LDS2069922
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230 Followers 2K Following level 27, Just here to beat my dick and bully stupid people of Twitter so please leave me alone if you aren’t going to have a conversation.
fooliedoes @fooliedoes1
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stupid fucking idiot @officerfart
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worm lord (real) @wormandsavior
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Xpiercing @xpiercingpipe
45 Followers 420 Following Buy pipes here: https://t.co/mrnMvXerFK Get 25% off using the code: X25OFF
mmm burnt @burntovenmitt
345 Followers 209 Following this is just for my sillies so I don’t forget my sillies// 🏳️🌈
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strong reflection @latentlyobserve
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All nutz on me @pensivevirgin
485 Followers 556 Following Lowbie schizoposter/hug bot cringe and lamentacious u read my @ wrong it’s pensive virgin not penis virgin
Destiny Hayes @DestinyHay82861
105 Followers 3K Following
kream pie kris @krisdinetwt
319 Followers 562 Following yeah they got my other account. NOW Offering 60 DAY TRIALS Of My Bullshit!. formerly blackfairypresident. he/him
duck @saddduck
915 Followers 632 Following slightly haunted, definitely smoking | greggy | minors dni | just jokes
Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
6K Followers 1K Following Put me in ur bowl and smoke me.. @lilsquirrelo @97sgub
queef queen @cummandrinqueef
2K Followers 1K Following can queef on command | god's gassiest soldier | @habanerocoochie
Nia @Nia_mp4
10K Followers 3K Following 2am semi-sweet chocolate chips snacker and Psychotic Capitalization enthusiast w/ a Science Degree https://t.co/KxoaQOdQEz
mommy muncher @strawbsdream411
2K Followers 947 Following ever since the incident i haven’t been able to make good tweets //22// my alt: @fa1rydream
Khalil @Therealdevcat
852 Followers 650 Following NLYWY 23 | Ant Enthusiast | Most People's #1 Fan | Check out my friend @chestnutpuck that's about to drop germsville. Priv: @punishedkhalil
mrs papaw @mrsballs69
11K Followers 2K Following I’m shocking and borderline unpalatable, but hey, at least I’m not a bruins fan
just a poor boy @runthejules18
6K Followers 5K Following just a communist sentient soda cup. 25 years old
Salami @Salami63742130
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Dan Hentschel Deleted.. @HentschelDelete
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Across Inner Mongolia @AcrossInner
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sake person 🦀 @REALJUNlPER
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mia @miaistyping
599 Followers 197 Following I don't think there is such a unique, cute, interesting and unique fish
stupid fucking idiot @officerfart
202 Followers 227 Following
worm lord (real) @wormandsavior
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Wasted Water Pipes @PeaceRoseShephe
35K Followers 4K Following Been Making Bongs From Vintage Vases Since 2020✨ Everything Available On My Website & Follow Along On Instagram: https://t.co/EgabDSKM3W
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Ted Kurt @dmgroupleaver
684 Followers 292 Following
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Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
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Montessori Boy @montessoriboy
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^_^ @misandrism
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Web Design Museum @WebDesignMuseum
148K Followers 15 Following Web Design Museum exhibits thousands of screens and videos of old websites, mobile apps and software from 1990s to mid-2000s.
EMOTION @ULTRASLUT
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쉬시턴 Sêlynn Lee.. @selynndraws
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Lexie @fruitpilled
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mar @itsmariannnna
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Sean Tuffy @SMTuffy
20K Followers 843 Following I tweet mostly about FinReg & crossborder funds. Sometimes I tweet about other stuff. Personal account, all opinions my own and whatnot.filling out demographic forms in america is really funny bc supposedly we’re this great multicultural melting pot yet half the time i can’t click both the hispanic and white boxes bc we’re so segregated that a lot of people forget multiethnic people like me even exist here
I'm sorry but microtransactions have gone way too far. A random Saudi game company filled a monopoly game with so many dark patterns that they managed to extract *billions* a year out of almost exclusively elderly people. Congress needs to further regulate "dark patterns"
god this rips
NEW: ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS HAVE STUDENT GAZA SOLIDARITY PROTESTS 🤯
you guys ever been so in love with a celebrity you genuinely cannot sleep at night because the thought that they might be sleeping next to somebody else is too overwhelming?? just me okay
driving
$MCD MCDONALD'S TO TEST LARGER BURGER THIS YEAR
i love the story of hitler having psychosomatic blindness and the army having to bring a handsome doctor in to say stuff like "you're actually a pretty cool guy. you don't suck," until he could see again
when you move to new york if you dont raise your body count by at least 5 or get a hideous facial piercing they take you out back and shoot you
becoming a "theres too many admin at american unis and thats why theyre expensive" truther. were approaching 1 admin per undergrad now
this is from a comedy in 2023
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
Isn't it awful to read this tweet and have no idea which college or university this person teaches at because it could be almost anywhere? This is all of us now.
I just can’t believe this is my life, begging my employer not to have my students attacked by police.
Damn that’s crazy anyways check out these cardinals and their sick mohawks
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
evergreen image - if your administration responds to student demands by creating a task force or committee this is a known tactic to get student activists to give up! 🚩
university committees are literally always a trap and don't let any administrator ever convince you otherwise!!!!!!!!!
guacamole pairs well with steak quesadillas
this is just jojo siwa
Just thought of a kind of insane outfit idea for guys that have a sort of alternative queer vibe
Walking for coffee outside of basically 10 cities in America:
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