Jeff McElroy @versipellus

People say magic is just science that we haven't figured out yet. Fuck that; magic is magic. unnecessarywords.com New Jersey, USA Joined July 2014

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

4 years ago

@steinsgatta This sounds rad.

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This fucking weirdo @AndrewHGiuliani said that he was going to be his daughter's boyfriend until she was 25 years old. 1.) Gross 2.) Is this a DiCaprio thing where he won't date his daughter after 25? 3.) Fucking gross man. thedailybeast.com/andrew-guilian…

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

4 years ago

💯💯💯💯💯💯

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

4 years ago

When someone writes "$200,000,000 worth of NFTs", I can't help but think they exaggerated by adding 6 or 7 zeroes.

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John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦 @JohnRMoffitt

4 years ago

That moment at the flea market, when you realize you're looking at a vampire killing kit.

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Neill Carroll @neillcarroll

4 years ago

Somebody is making a musical about my rabbi killing his wife in 1994. A month before that happened my pants fell down at my bar mitzvah because I got the wrong size tux. Praying to god they leave that out.

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

4 years ago

@neillcarroll What if they offered you the role though? It's almost as if you were born to play it....

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Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone

4 years ago

Retweet if you think Clarence Thomas is compromised and should resign from the Supreme Court.

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

4 years ago

@neillcarroll Send me a link? I too would like a Superhero themed birthday party.

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The Onion @TheOnion

4 years ago

Perky ‘Canada’ Has Own Government, Laws bit.ly/3GDcuWG

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Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger

4 years ago

Yes you are correct. If everyone could please retweet the correct version: Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self aggrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be laid in the open for all to see, and be ashamed. (Thanks)

Backbone Radio @BackboneRadio

4 years ago

Illiterate RINO Kinzinger thinks there's such a word as "egrandizing." Also here manages to end a sentence with a preposition. Globalist #AmericaLast RINOS clearly aren't sending their best 👇

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Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger

4 years ago

“He could have overturned the election.” This is an admission, and a massively un-American statement. It is time for every Republican leader to pick a side… Trump or the Constitution, there is no middle on defending our nation anymore.

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

4 years ago

I remember when I was young and naive and I thought that the people who read/wrote @TheEconomist were smart.

The Economist @TheEconomist

4 years ago

Countries do not redraw others’ borders by force. A successful Russian invasion of Ukraine would rip up that norm econ.st/3udeGkW

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

4 years ago

@neillcarroll I'm looking forward to Zootopia.

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

4 years ago

One of my favorite things to do is when the police robo-call me asking me to give money to them and to Republican candidates is to remind them that I am, in fact, black and see how the robot responds. So far the bot usually hangs up on me but at least once it said "I'm sorry".

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

4 years ago

Imagine being the dog who is constantly showing his belly to literally everyone who demands obedience @tedcruz @SenTedCruz and then calling anyone else weak. Such a great absurdist theatre move.

Ted Cruz @tedcruz

4 years ago

Biden exudes weakness.

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

4 years ago

@PressSec is the baddest person in the country these days.

CSPAN @cspan

4 years ago

.@kaitlancollins: "Tomorrow the president is going to speak on Capitol Hill. Is he going address his predecessors role in the riot?" @PressSec: "Yes...The president is going to speak to the truth of what happened, not the lies that some have spread since."

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

5 years ago

@JackieIllum I can't wait to meet your fleshbaby.

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Jeff McElroy @versipellus

5 years ago

This from a guy who gets both money and Healthcare from the government.

Tom Cotton @TomCottonAR

5 years ago

There's no free lunch. Not requiring student loan repayment means the majority of Americans who paid their debt or never took loans will get stuck with a trillion-dollar tab.