Ensign Obvious the parody account @uMadeThis
The worst at explaining things, the best at enjoying the people who do it well. It's actually me Elon, using this as a way to find out what grimes is doing Joined August 2014-
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@TheWapplehouse It wouldn't be the LAPD if they didn't find some way to take a small incident and turn it into a full-on tragedy.
@elonmusk @wholemars Oh hey thanks for the shout here’s a gift link so everyone can read it theverge.com/tech/949259/th…
Grummz has zero ground to stand on mocking devs when he hasn’t done anything significant in the last decade other than get labeled as the blizzard breast milk thief who had his mom’s playboy pinup tacked to his wall in college
Grummz got let go from Blizzard, crashed two studios, scammed $700k + from backers, stole cameras from RED5 for his failed pornographer stint, wasted $3 million on a bus, has nothing to show after 8+ years of lying about progress for his “game” and is essentially unemployed
UFC is currently trying to scrub the footage from the internet, sending out takedown notices.
At Trumplander's UFC 250 Freedom Event, Josh Hokit Tries to Gain Favor With the Current Regime By Calling Michelle Obama a Man Right After Thanking Jesus (Video) ==> bit.ly/4xvxsST
The left is eating toast with that marmalade that tastes really bitter and smiling with every bite but you can see a tiny tear every time they do
Ok man, whatever you say
@TheWapplehouse That wingspan is going to make it easier for her to get off the ground but she should also grow out a tail to get some proper maneuvering in case she ends up in a dogfight
they forced him to drink gasoline before lighting him on fire ...
Today we honor the memory of Mohammed Abu Khdeir, who was just 16 years old when he was kidnapped in Shuafat in occupied East Jerusalem, beaten, tortured, burned alive and brutally murdered by zionist settlers 11 years ago on July 2, 2014. NEVER FORGET! NEVER FORGIVE!
If you worked every hour of every day at the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour it would take almost 16 million years to make a trillion dollars.
Elon Musk became a trillionaires 19 years after Dubya signed the most recent increase to the federal minimum wage.
Here’s the well in November 2024. It’s been leaking toxic brine into the ground for over 18 months. Now it’s also flowing oil. Chevron doesn’t care. The Texas Railroad Commission doesn’t care either.
Hey Chevron - any plans to fix these old rotten wells leaking produced water, gas, and now oil in Crane County? Or just wait and see what Conoco, Blackbeard, Goodnight, and Formentera do? It’s not getting better with time.
😂😂😂 My favourite bit of the World Cup opening ceremony was hearing the crowd singing on the audio, then seeing the crowd on camera with their mouths firmly shut.
Ryan Grim says he's glad Platner won because it's forcing progressives to confront bigotry against white men, comparing it to people coming out of the closet to address homophobia. If he had said this while we worked together at The Intercept, HR would've pushed him into lava.
@TheWapplehouse That's the flavor of lead dust
There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either “US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus” or “59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”
🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸 The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿
Genuinely, all these tweets of World Cup visitors getting to experience the best of Small Town, USA fills me with a national pride that’s been on holiday lately
My first breakfast in America! Hashbrown with gravy and eggs, Jackie the owner has been there for 40 years!!
@Villgecrazylady One of the people who harassed Refaat - his name can be seen in the screenshot Refaat posted - was Muli Segev, the "liberal" creator of Israel's most popular comedy TV show. Eretz Nehederet x.com/i/status/20297…
Do you see the name "Muli Segev" in the message list? He told Refaat "You are a pure Nazi. And you will end up exactly like them. Rest assured". Muli Segev is the creator of Israel's most popular TV comedy show, Channel 12's Eretz Nehederet. A month later Refaat was murdered.
On October 29, 2023 Refaat Alareer made a joke about the obvious “Hamas put a baby in an oven” hoax that Zionists were pushing. Bari Weiss knew damn well that no Israeli babies were put in ovens on Oct 7. She knew damn that only one Israeli baby period was killed on Oct 7. But that didn’t matter. She took Refaat’s joke about this ridiculous hoax and tweeted it out to her millions of rabid Zionist followers and within hours he was receiving death threats from IDF soldiers. Refaat and his family were murdered by a targeted Israeli airstrike on his home a month later.
Pro-Israel influencer Lizzy Savetsky and comedian Elon Gold sparked outrage at the Tribeca Film Festival. The pair joked and laughing about rape by Israeli military dogs — referencing allegations of sexual abuse against Palestinian detainees: I was only raped by two Israeli
Iraqi striker Ayman Hussein flies 12 hours to the United States, lands in Chicago, and is then detained for 7 hours by authorities for questioning. Not a single news outlet sharing this btw Everyday I read something that makes me less excited for this World Cup. Shame on FIFA for picking such cruel and greedy hosts.
🚨 خلـوا العـالم تعـرف أن الولايـات المتحـدة لا تستحـق تنظيـم كـأس العـالم، تم أحتجاز لاعب المنتخب العراقي أيمن حسين 🇮🇶 للتحقيق لمدة 7 ساعات من قبل السلطات الأمريكية في مطار شيكاغو!!!!!! تخيلوا رحلة مدتها 12 ساعة بالأضافة 7 ساعات حجز للتحقيق بدون سبب واضح، ضاع يوم اللاعب.
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