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If you’re 27 years old go fuck yourself
do you ever get overawed at the vast scale of the world? the number of details, the number of people thinking about each of those details?
do you ever get overawed at the vast scale of the world? the number of details, the number of people thinking about each of those details?
i love the sabrina carpenter song because it sounds like it was written by jar jar binks
These are two of the greatest sentences ever written in the English language
These are two of the greatest sentences ever written in the English language https://t.co/2V2ZaGKhvo
neighbor’s Pomeranian has been barking since 10am
I would be a liar if I said I didn’t scan this crew for Prigozhin…
I would be a liar if I said I didn’t scan this crew for Prigozhin…
“go piss girl” was an interesting meme in that i never found it particularly funny but it is still my instinctual reaction a good 70% of the time someone tells me they’re going to the bathroom
WHERES MY FUCKING TAX RETURN @irs ??? ITS BEEN WEEKS AND I WOULD LIKR MY NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS BACK PLEASE
this is sooooo Caroline Calloway coded and I don’t think anyone is appreciating performance art anymore
Such a powerful visual representation of what happens when barriers to entry are removed in a market previously controlled by a monopoly or cartel
Such a powerful visual representation of what happens when barriers to entry are removed in a market previously controlled by a monopoly or cartel
can i admit something. i cannot fathom being able to tell these men apart for the duration of a movie
everyone who attended should be deported back to minnesota
everyone who attended should be deported back to minnesota
Feels very 2008 Obama era “random” core, do the Harlem shake, Great Recession here. Has to be an recession indicator here
Feels very 2008 Obama era “random” core, do the Harlem shake, Great Recession here. Has to be an recession indicator here
I wasn’t even into Rotisserie Chicken Guy, but I am against NYC appropriating Philly culture
I wasn’t even into Rotisserie Chicken Guy, but I am against NYC appropriating Philly culture
lotta controversy here but just gonna come out and say it: this shit’s as pennsylvanian as it gets
lotta controversy here but just gonna come out and say it: this shit’s as pennsylvanian as it gets
i’ll see challengers eventually. im curious about that little blond one. he looks like he enjoys a nibble of cheese
Honestly I’d tap out this sounds like Guantanamo
three tickets to challengers please
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@d33r4wg tru maybe he was asking because he didn’t know
@christapeterso Can't imagine they perform too many of those anyway
when I was a kid I took a mouse with a broken leg to the vet to have it amputated and afterwards the vet asked me what I thought was a good price and I was like “… $50?” and he asked me if I had $50 and I said no I do not and he charged me 5
[kendrick voice] i heard about your peanut allergy, aubrey. bet you didn’t think to check your toothpaste, aubrey.
Rappers across America waking up to the reality that parental negligence can be used against them in a rap battle
Wearing this when I go down on your mom
A method used to reduce the horrible taste of certain medicines. 👅
this would fix me
FIT student organizer texted me about the other encampments being swept 😭😭😭😭
after 4 days straight of NYPD sweeps, looks like the Fashion Institute of Technology encampment—their 2nd—is the last one up in Manhattan @TeenVogue "We're the ones funding [FIT]. At the end of the day, if there was no students, there’d be no university" teenvogue.com/story/fashion-…
when I pull a hot tray out of my oven wearing my mitts I feel like a watercolor mouse in an English children’s book
🚨UPDATE🚨 All food abandoned when Foxtrot Dupont abruptly closed retrieved by @FoodRescueDC w/help of the building owner and property manager, Kain & Associates. Refrigerator HAD NOT been turned off, so perishable food saved too. Group hopes other locations will do same @wusa9
condoms are for little boys real men are protected by god
not to be a mean girl or anything but the new canadian army logo looks like a moose taking the world’s biggest dump
May I direct you to the greatest US Secretary of State
How is this a real British person, it's like if there was an American actress named Cowgirl Gunburger
(Tearing up when its my turn in the rap battle) I hate you I hate you I hate you
Jack Antonoff on a Kendrick diss track
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Nobody is talking about how “2-3 beers” and “having a sandwich” have completely replaced le epic bacon culture among millennials
Sir, excuse me. I need to sit there. Sir. Excuse me, sir.
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