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in today's divisive environment it's impossible to make hard-hitting works of cultural and political satire like 'Bee Movie'
in today's divisive environment it's impossible to make hard-hitting works of cultural and political satire like 'Bee Movie'
It’s not that hard to imagine because the West Bank is controlled by Jewish fundamentalists with the same repressive policies against liberals, LGBTQ, and everyone Arab.
It’s not that hard to imagine because the West Bank is controlled by Jewish fundamentalists with the same repressive policies against liberals, LGBTQ, and everyone Arab.
on the road behind sideshow bob this morning
As the founder of a dog sanctuary and lifelong dog lover I am more than qualified to say that Kristi Noem, who I do not support, was absolutely justified in the humane methods she used to care for her dogs, who I also do not support. By Glenn Greenwald
Me: powder highlighter is coming back. But people aren’t applying it the way they did in 2016 my friend who I have always thought of as a “more real” person than me: Okay
i had that dawg in me but kristi noem got to it
Bringing back some memorable side characters as the series finale approaches
Bringing back some memorable side characters as the series finale approaches
Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. x.com/hillaryclinton…
Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. x.com/hillaryclinton…
hearing him groan and plead for help like that because he broke every bone in his body after crashing his flying machine would seriously give me the ick!!
hearing him groan and plead for help like that because he broke every bone in his body after crashing his flying machine would seriously give me the ick!!
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In this South Dakota town, it was a tradition: waffle and eggs, a little pheasant hunting, then drag your puppy into a gravel pit and shoot her in the head. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
Dudes rock moment
imagine if they did this
this is how the alphabet looks from above – – – – – – – – · - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
An insult to his memory
An insult to his memory https://t.co/mSpK4EBpgF
Are simpsons writers required to tweet out how the show is ‘actually good again’ once a week or is this just like a shame fetish thing
it really speaks to the class of person who gets to be an administrator at an elite private university that multiple large and notoriously violent police departments have rejected campus crackdown requests on the grounds that they're optics nightmares
dream is to write a book on english with the approach dialects of 800 people in the bumfuknoveryan autonomous republic get phoneme number morbillion - labiopalatalized pharyngealized uvular ejective affricate entries: 1 - Hercules | /hq͡χˤᶣʼs/ source: Ol' Jack from up the road
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were meant to star in a docu-style comedy about rival cult gurus manipulating the minds of their deluded followers. The series got scrapped as the analytics & marketing department didn’t get it. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/d…)
Chuck Schumer: no ofc I love Israel and I’ll defend them till death do us part; I just have some qualms with Bibi Ritchie Torres:
Chuck Schumer: no ofc I love Israel and I’ll defend them till death do us part; I just have some qualms with Bibi Ritchie Torres: https://t.co/JDJg5P9iK5
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68K Followers 7K Following robot. friend. i am trying to achieve greatness longform at eigenrobot dot subst@ck dot comin today's divisive environment it's impossible to make hard-hitting works of cultural and political satire like 'Bee Movie'
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
I think variety is just doing this to get attention tbh there’s no demographic of people who like her
Amy Schumer for Variety's Power of Women, photographed by Victoria Stevens
Exciting but also terrifying -- Abbott will not hesitate to escalate to extreme levels
Incredible sights at UT Austin as the growing protest marches against retreating (and mace wielding) cops, to retake the south lawn they were forced from earlier. Protests will not stop until UT divests from all interests in Israel. Hartzell and Abbot can't intimidate us.
oh my GOD
one really jawdropping part of the campus-wide email just sent by UChicago's president
Obsessed with everyone going "omg Bellingcat CIA confirmed they haven't said anything about Gaza" and then Bellingcat dropping the type of investigation the ICC prosecutor is gonna roll out as evidence
i think we should bring back high modernity. i don’t like post modernism. i am not a crank
guys i just stopped and recognized that i was in a delusional spiral can i get a W
Reading about American Shinto shrines. Imagining Washington as a noble Japanese revolutionary rn.
“The deification of the founding fathers is complete. I will report back to you when we make more progress.”
The Wikipedia deleteionists are trying to do the same to one of the last individual Pokemon pages - we must save Snorlax.
At one point Wikipedia deleted almost all of the individual pages for Pokemon because they were "not notable"
Bob lives in your nightmares. No amount of running will let you escape Bob.
i have never been wrong about this
EXCLUSIVE: Tim Sheehy, GOP candidate for Senate in Montana, hired a campaign staffer with social media accounts and public statements emblematic of the fringe far right. trib.al/DmE7Sun
Look all I’m saying is that I’ve seen a half dozen people who could obviously afford the train jump the fare gates in a single trip on the subway and if we told NYPD to shoot to kill a couple fare bearers we wouldn’t have that problem anymore.
“Can you call the philosophy department and tell them I’ve been arrested?” is an all-time quote.
WATCH: Among those arrested today were Noelle McAfee, Chair of the Philosophy Department at Emory University. I’ve asked for a comment from Emory on this arrest, no word yet. This video provided to us by an #Emory PHD student. You can hear him in this video. @ATLNewsFirst
When someone asks me why I've spent my entire day trying to understand the latest obscure internet drama involving some deranged microcelebrity I'd never heard of before instead of just enjoying my life
It’s not that hard to imagine because the West Bank is controlled by Jewish fundamentalists with the same repressive policies against liberals, LGBTQ, and everyone Arab.
If only the Hamas supporters on U.S. campuses realized what would happen to Palestinian liberals, women rights and LGBTQ if Hamas were to take over the West Bank as well…
“it’s marginal”
how many trump isms do you use in daily life? for me: Many such cases Very very disrespectful
on the road behind sideshow bob this morning
As the founder of a dog sanctuary and lifelong dog lover I am more than qualified to say that Kristi Noem, who I do not support, was absolutely justified in the humane methods she used to care for her dogs, who I also do not support. By Glenn Greenwald
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