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“What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.” says man named Lesley
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Finals got you down? Looking to take a break from it all with a humor magazine about pirates, ninjas, and cowboys? You’re in luck. The Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys Issue is now available in a dining hall near you! tinyurl.com/2p856n3m Covers by Emily Cai and Annie Lin
"As if to demonstrate his raw physical strength, he started cutting a piece of chicken in half. This chicken is you, said the look in his eyes. I knew half of that knife could be in my rib cage before I even had time to react." yalerecord.org/2022/04/28/i-g…
"8. They get hit by cars and get all the attention. Then they have “wounded soldier” moments with our WIVES!" yalerecord.org/2022/04/27/top…
“In the name of realism, none of the war reenactors wore uniforms. There were also no designated warzones. For this reason, it was impossible to know at any given moment if you were playing or who was on your side.” Piece by Sam Leone yalerecord.org/2022/04/27/obi…
Congratulations to the most regionally diverse class in history!
“20. Love Is On The Menu Tonight (And It’s All For You Baby)” Piece by @JOEWICKLINE yalerecord.org/2022/04/26/all…
Overflow Pre-Frosh Forced To Sleep Hanging Like Bats From Sterling Library
just saw a big prefrosh eat a smaller prefrosh. these kids are no joke
Psst. You there. You didn’t hear this from us, but the Secret Issue is now available at a dining hall near you. yalerecord.org/2022/04/20/the… Front cover by Emily Cai Back cover by Grace Ellis
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@theyalerecord Thank u for keeping the TD train alive 🫡
i show off my sensitive side with this one
“20. Love Is On The Menu Tonight (And It’s All For You Baby)” Piece by @JOEWICKLINE yalerecord.org/2022/04/26/all…
we made this issue in twenty four hours
At noon on Saturday it didn’t exist. Now it’s in a dining hall near you. Solve the murder of Rafferty Falls in the 5th Annual 24 Hour Issue! Front cover by Alice Mao Back cover by Annie Lin
Grab yourself a copy of the coolest thing I have ever been a part of (by a lot)
At noon on Saturday it didn’t exist. Now it’s in a dining hall near you. Solve the murder of Rafferty Falls in the 5th Annual 24 Hour Issue! Front cover by Alice Mao Back cover by Annie Lin
life is sad rn so i wrote a silly little thing for @theyalerecord to make u smile! yalerecord.org/2021/12/22/mee…
o yeah i’m published in this one. so find me! :)
Two million years ago, homo erectus walked the earth. Now, he’s back and better than ever. The National Geographic Issue is now available in a dining hall near you. yalerecord.org/2021/12/17/the… Covers by @harrubin
My students got together and bought me a @theyalerecord shirt before the HY game this weekend. Warms my heart…I teach at good school 🥺
@theyalerecord Nice cover. Extra points for the owls on the drapes :-)
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#OTD in 1970 Doonesbury debuted in 28 newspapers. Created by Garry Trudeau ’70, ’73 MFA, it was the first comic strip to win a Pulitzer Prize & began in 1968 as “Bull Tales,” a regular feature in Yale Daily News. Courtesy @theyalerecord & @yalelibrary Manuscripts & Archives
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TIL the Vinland Map is a prank pulled off by @theyalerecord in 1961
@theyalerecord the tradition continues, ring the bell
Be careful there may be an army of Harvard students in there
i have nothing to say i just need the world to see this
I really respect the work @theyalerecord is doing in the field of joke compression, really bleeding-edge stuff.
Why drive parkway park driveway? Check out our print issues for more jokes exactly like this!
@theyalerecord WHERE can I find a print copy of this issue?!
Go ahead and check out @theyalerecord's 24 Hour Issue for some prime 4 AM sharpie art👌
@mackhawk agh the Record thought they got us, but turns out 1200 new heelers means YDN can finally have enough manpower to rebrand itself as the Yale Hourly News 😃
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