Lauren @thelweiss
Copywriter. Believer it’s possible to care about both stupid and important things. Tweets reflect this belief. thelweiss.com Philadelphia, PA Joined June 2013-
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Liking a man is literally so embarrassing!! And if he finds out?? I'd have to leave the country
I posted on Stories about how frequently men cancel/ghost and a girl responded like, “that never happened to ME but my BOYFRIEND experienced that.” Dunked on me so hard 😭
It would be cool if even one time a NYT news alert made me like being alive.
As a Columbia alum who watched countless protests during my time there, including a few instances of students camping out on the lawns, watching all of this go down has been completely insane. They’re only doing this because big donors want them to, I guarantee it.
I don’t want a chill man I want a man who is aggressively into me and incredibly obvious about it. Normalize a complete lack of chill thank you
I’m going out with two Gen Z people and it’s 11:30 and we haven’t left for the bars yet. I turn 35 in a week I’m too old to survive this
I can't believe my coworkers scheduled meetings on #TSTTPD release day. This is against my religion and I will be going to HR
My family choose Taylor Swift albums release weekend to visit as if I don't have to learn the lyrics to 31 songs in the next 24 hours or risk being ostracized from the community???
i don’t care if every taylor album is a lyrical masterpiece from start to finish or sounds similar to some of her other albums. i like her music and it makes me happy and i think some of you are miserable.
I just graduated therapy. My therapist said I seem well-adjusted and happy and like I maybe don't benefit from sessions or need any guidance currently and I agreed. It only took me 9 years! 🥲
Just saw a commercial for Joe Biden back to back with a commercial for Brigham Young University, now I know I’m in a swing state.
She produced the absolutely stinkiest shit but then she did this so I have to love her anyway
At a bar and a mom just ordered a “b-r-o-w-n-i-e to go” so she wouldn’t have to share it with her toddler. Respect.
My married millennial family members were all talking about how cheap their houses were and their low interest rates from several years ago and then asked me, a single person in 2024 with student loan debt, why I don't consider purchasing a house lmaoooo babe what?
My favorite activity is vaping weed in front of my family because they are all very terrified of it and clearly concerned for my future 😭 it makes me feel young again
Aisha @aishamadeit
24K Followers 6K Following art director, currently @72andSunny // https://t.co/KtbD4lN21O // curator of https://t.co/XVfbGx9HIB // tweets are my own and not those of my employer, etc
🇺🇦 David Griner.. @griner
41K Followers 12K Following Co-founder of @LadderOrg, a nonprofit working to make creative careers more accessible and inclusive.
Aaron Konter @MyJewishGuilt
2K Followers 2K Following I don’t care unless you care then I definitely care
Mary Buzbee @Mary_Buzbee
4K Followers 4K Following associate creative director ✸ co-founder of @ItsTheWorkshop ✸ @Adweek Creative 100 ✸ 🏳️🌈
Brian Revels @brevelsmusic
2K Followers 5K Following Georgia-born, New York-livin, California-sober songwriter | PRE-SAVE MY NEW SINGLE "ALL THE GOLD" NOW
pantz @PoromaPant
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brooke @stroznuts
4K Followers 1K Following chaotic good • copywriter & creative lead • prev: mlb, twitter, grey • she/her
Sara Falardeau @sjfalard
3K Followers 1K Following thot leader // freelance copywriter // in my scammer era 💅🏻
Laura Kelley @raradee
1K Followers 968 Following Comma enthusiast. Emotional support human for my three-legged dog. Elder emo. Senior/ACD/CD/Copywriter https://t.co/OfVf0XLdFj
JP LeRoux @WordsByJP
803 Followers 2K Following I’m trying to be a prop comic on a mime budget. Screenwriter. Sr. Copywriter. AFF winner. Looking for representation. (He/Him)
Jade Norwood @jadesnorwood
511 Followers 1K Following don't listen to me / formerly known as Jade Stoner
Faizan Ali @Faizanli
4K Followers 3K Following Do you remember that LinkedIn post where someone hired a homeless person sleeping in the alley near the agency?
🌹 Stephanie Nadi O.. @StephanieNOlson
7K Followers 4K Following Founder @we_are_rosie. Access/inclusion/work. Daughter of a refugee, mom of 2. @adage Visionary of the Year | EY Entrepreneur of the Year | Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Cara Anne Anderson @CaraAnneA
921 Followers 823 Following award winning left-handed writer ✍️ • copywriter for all your GoTo snacks 🥨🥤🩵🍦🌯
totally kyle! @kylekimball
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Jordan Warren @jordanmechele
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Mj Gen Steve Gilland @GillandMj
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Elon Musk @ElonMusk62229
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Sim LeCompte @simlecompte
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Local Media @_LocalMedia
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Joel Schwartzberg @TheJoelTruth
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Garin Flowers @GarinFlowers
3K Followers 3K Following Here for a good time and a long time - Sign up for my new newsletter https://t.co/cSiBA1ajTb | The Bachelorette S16 🌹 | @Cinemark On Cam Host | @USCAnnenberg Prof
san @san47258765
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Margie @Margiea04
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Christina 🍅 @Mspasta275
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stargazing @okbutRLYtho
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leeyuh @leeyuhsrkn
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Reality TV Lover @realtvlove
360 Followers 1K Following I watch #BachelorNation #MAFS #TemptationIsland #BelowDeck #loveisblind #90dayfiance + more and rant about it. No Kardash or Housewives. TV in #español + too.
Melissa Moore @MelissaMoo12893
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社工库/找人/盗�.. @sarah_john2157
51 Followers 71 Following 十年查档，诚信第一！直接点击蓝色字体跳转联系！频道：https://t.co/6fHQEeUzAo 客服1号：https://t.co/OGqfjYVlOq 客服2号：https://t.co/iXErz6Yizr 无法私聊点击机器人：https://t.co/uZtwnAXeCl 其他均为冒充，注意防骗
Jenice Armstrong @JeniceArmstrong
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Skeem Johnson @Skee885
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(Marla) @Munki412
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Stephanie Carlson @StephanieC27722
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Maya @lilolemayafya
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Peathedeigh @peathedeig70821
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Rachel Ann Cauilan @rachelannc
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Sarah Bachman @sarahcbachman
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Michael osborn @michael_osbby
2 Followers 39 Following The sole meaning of life is to serve humanity, that makes me a man of humanity and kindness 😊❤️🍷
Nicole Poole @NicoleePoolee
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Scott Michaels @FrenchtonFriend
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BetchBORTCH @BetchBortch
2 Followers 22 Following at the end of the day I’m here for the deeper connections 🌹
Anna *you better vote.. @LameEnvrnmntlst
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Michelle C @BrunetteStorm84
157 Followers 274 Following Patient Service Specialist for Physical Therapy Office. Gamer. Star Wars. Pokemon GO. Art. Music. Cardio workouts. Nerd. Vampire Diaries.
Elizabeth Long @longelizabeth0
36 Followers 388 Following
MissBhaven @StaceyG20299
323 Followers 350 Following 🇺🇸A Fuk-Trump American🇺🇸 I bleed Yankee Blue while riding the blue🌊.♥Taylor Swift & The Bachelor. TNT is my real-life version; better than Royalty! *NO*DMs
KentonNorthrup @KNorthrup28753
166 Followers 2K Following
#TeamMaria @BBAmbersMan2
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Marcus David @MarcusDavi90233
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Rashi @Rashi8706360008
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Aisha @aishamadeit
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R/GA @RGA
191K Followers 3K Following We design businesses and brands for a more human future. Tweets by @chapinc.
🇺🇦 David Griner.. @griner
41K Followers 12K Following Co-founder of @LadderOrg, a nonprofit working to make creative careers more accessible and inclusive.
Aaron Konter @MyJewishGuilt
2K Followers 2K Following I don’t care unless you care then I definitely care
Mary Buzbee @Mary_Buzbee
4K Followers 4K Following associate creative director ✸ co-founder of @ItsTheWorkshop ✸ @Adweek Creative 100 ✸ 🏳️🌈
Brian Revels @brevelsmusic
2K Followers 5K Following Georgia-born, New York-livin, California-sober songwriter | PRE-SAVE MY NEW SINGLE "ALL THE GOLD" NOW
derek walker @dereklwalker
11K Followers 3K Following I'm chief instigator, janitor, secretary and mailroom person for brown and browner advertising.
brooke @stroznuts
4K Followers 1K Following chaotic good • copywriter & creative lead • prev: mlb, twitter, grey • she/her
Sara Falardeau @sjfalard
3K Followers 1K Following thot leader // freelance copywriter // in my scammer era 💅🏻
Laura Kelley @raradee
1K Followers 968 Following Comma enthusiast. Emotional support human for my three-legged dog. Elder emo. Senior/ACD/CD/Copywriter https://t.co/OfVf0XLdFj
Jade Norwood @jadesnorwood
511 Followers 1K Following don't listen to me / formerly known as Jade Stoner
Cara Anne Anderson @CaraAnneA
921 Followers 823 Following award winning left-handed writer ✍️ • copywriter for all your GoTo snacks 🥨🥤🩵🍦🌯
totally kyle! @kylekimball
1K Followers 1K Following recovering floridian. freelance copywriter. tastefully cringe. he/him.
Jordan Warren @jordanmechele
979 Followers 2K Following senior copywriter | ultimate frisbee is life | i don’t tweet much ‘cause i ain’t thirsty 💅🏼
𝗣𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗹�.. @clayton_phillip
3K Followers 5K Following #Brandconsultant | #Strategicadvisor | #Writer | #Creativedirector | #International #Brand #Marketing & #Design #Judge: https://t.co/94XeTYPDlv
Taylor Nation @taylornation13
3.1M Followers 876 Following Straight from THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. #TSTTPD out now! 🤍
ca license plates @ca_dmv_bot2
38K Followers 1 Following ‼️‼️NOT THE CALIFORNIA DMV‼️‼️ Real personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received from 2015-2017. Posts hourly. 🇵🇸
Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB
310 Followers 357 Following copywriter by trade, silly goose by choice 🪿 | words @travelleisure, @adweek, @arscurrendi etc.
Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack
71K Followers 5K Following Squid biologist | Science Communicator | Exec Director of @SkypeScientist in Philly | President of the @fishtown neighbors assn | Same handle everywhere she/her
the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_
13K Followers 111 Following pop culture served with a side of sass 💖
The Philadelphia Citi.. @thephilacitizen
15K Followers 6K Following The Philadelphia Citizen is an independent news outlet focusing on solutions to make Philly a better city and ways to inspire locals to be more engaged.
The Golden Bachelor @GoldenBachABC
11K Followers 5 Following Welcome to the golden era. Stream Gerry's season on Hulu 💛
Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley
156K Followers 528 Following
Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky
24K Followers 2K Following I wrote 100 Tampons and more 🚀new album out now:
The Bachelorette @BacheloretteABC
708K Followers 241 Following 🌹 Official Twitter for ABC’s #TheBachelorette. Stream on Hulu!
NYC Ferry @NYCferry
12K Followers 359 Following Official account of #NYCFerry. Sailing to all five boroughs via the East River & Hudson River. Contact us at: [email protected]
Too Good To Go @TooGoodToGo
4K Followers 34 Following We dream of a planet with no food waste. 💚 Rescue unsold food at your favourite spots with the Too Good To Go app. Try it out 👇
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.2M Followers 173 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Mascot @JobertTheCat • Takedown/credit/submissions: [email protected]
Vikki Ross @VikkiRossWrites
34K Followers 672 Following Copywriter. Brand & TOV Consultant. Created #CopywritersUnite and @copynights to connect copywriters worldwide. Often on a #CopySafari or pushing #BlandBook
Kayla Schwab @KaylaAnnSchwab
120 Followers 291 Following programming associate @ Brooklyn Poets / copywriter / yoga student + teacher
good reddit @GoodReddit
1.3M Followers 130 Following owned by a bag of marbles // sometimes bad or questionable reddit // dm for submissions
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • MERCH 👇👇
NYS Office of Cannabi.. @nys_cannabis
16K Followers 139 Following 21+| Resources, Updates, & Events Planting seeds for equity & opportunity in #NYcannabis #NYCCB Cannabis Control Board + #NYCAB Cannabis Advisory Board
CI Polar Bear Club @CIpolarbearclub
502 Followers 139 Following The Coney Island Polar Bear Club is the oldest winter bathing organization in the U.S. We swim in the Atlantic Ocean at Coney Island every Sunday from Nov-April
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WorstAds @TerribleTVAds
184 Followers 212 Following See a crappy TV ad, call it out. #Badvertising #Adweak #Creative #Hacks
Megan Coyne @megancoyne23
77K Followers 982 Following @WhiteHouse Deputy Director of Platforms | Forbes 30 Under 30 | @GovMurphy @FirstLadyNJ @NJGov Alum 🤍
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833 Followers 333 Following dog enthusiast, master of naan, dei advocate // 2020 @adcolor future, senior strategist @wiedenkennedy (alum @leoburnett @sofarchicago @chicago_cm)
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164K Followers 936 Following Head of Instagram, former head of News Feed and designer. Father of three boys, married up, from New York
Taylor (MY VERSION) @ttayl0r
8K Followers 4K Following first 2 letters of my first & last name spell TACO 🌮 marketing things at @amazon👩💻 ex-@amazonmusic @tiktok_us ➡️ @taylorswift13 obsessed 🫶
Kerry McKibbin @kerrymckibbin
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Steven Aspinall @ste_asp
461 Followers 1K Following Designer/Dancer/Runner/Blogger/Father “Designer Superstar” - Haringey Arts Festival. Made in Liverpool. All views model’s own.
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.4M Followers 610 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
john puppyfan @john_islesfan
2K Followers 3K Following he/him. CTO / Tech Professional - here for hockey talk, dog photos, books, games also @johnnyLiveTTV - married dog dad
Mark Cuban Cost Plus .. @costplusdrugs
134K Followers 32 Following Selling low-cost medications with radically transparent prices with support from @mcuban. No membership fees. No insurance required. Read before DM ⬇️
Sam @samantha_stull
962 Followers 2K Following she/her • social strategist @deloittedigital • gemini♊ • occasional tweets about marketing • frequent tweets about music, food & pop culture • opinions = mine
no context memes @weirddalle
1.7M Followers 461 Following memes and weird ai generations | dm for promo | @hardaipics | follow my IG
jack @jack
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tiktok comments @commentsooc
178K Followers 1 Following everything tiktok | don’t be shy DM submissions
Getting concessions before they've even begun, now that's power.
BREAKING: Anticipating pro-Palestine campus divestment protests, Portland State University has just announced it will “pause” accepting donations from genocide-profiteer @Boeing, a major funding contributor. We’ve obtained a copy of the email sent to faculty & students:
I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
I’m losing my mind listening to congress say the reason behind the TikTok ban is the unregulated influence of a foreign country over American citizens, as I am served commercials to support the Israeli government on every conceivable platform.
Weird that Elon wouldn't like Nelson Mandela's family. So strange. Wonder why that is. Curious. Hmmmm
Twitter has suspended Nelson Mandela's grandson, as he's about to set off on the Freedom Flotilla to take aid to Gaza.
yes!!!!! It's happening!!!!
Univ of Rochester announces it will cut academic ties with Israel, a demand advanced by and won by the students #FreePalestine fightbacknews.org/articles/new-y…
I have never looked this cool in my life
Law enforcement carry a pro-Palestinian protester at the University of Texas in Austin, Texas. Photo by Nuri Vallbona
*taps the sign*
One of the UT Austin girls arrested today... Seriously, what does a white woman from presumably some rich ass suburb in Texas or outside have ANYTHING to do with Israel or Palestine You paid thousands of dollars in tuition fees and end up with an arrest record Unbelievable
Protest are rarely about the supposed topic, usually there’s an alternative & here we have it at @NorthwesternU Let’s hope that none of these students ever need to call @EvanstonPD for anything.
hey @NYCWater any idea why the tap water in my Midtown office building has suddenly become gatorade colored?
Don't make me tap the sign
This isn’t China, this is America..🇺🇸 This is FASCISM, this is a violation of the FIRST AMENDMENT
biden is trying to overcome his student loan debt controversy ahead of the election by just killing the students
if this is your friend, please get a high res print of this & frame it for her
Law enforcement carry a pro-Palestinian protester at the University of Texas in Austin, Texas. Photo by Nuri Vallbona
In Mexico we have this saying in social movements that I think we can see today with students’ encampments: “They took so much from us that they took away our fear.” 🔥✨❤️🔥
i’m sorry it lost the grammy to fucking what
Love playing games of chicken with Uber drivers as they drive in the opposite direction and try to get me to cancel so they get the fee
Can we talk about how all of these protests managed to remain nonviolent until the cops showed up? Now class, what does that mean?
The Columbia admins must feel so uniquely stupid for basically igniting a national campus wide movement
I just got takeout and the teenage girl behind the counter said, "Omg have you ever seen Vampire Diaries?" And I said no, and she said, "Well you look like you could totally be a character on Vampire Diaries!!!" and now I think I feel cooler than I've ever felt in entire life?!?
BREAKING: Students at the University of Pennsylvania have taken over the lawn at Branch Levy Park and launched an encampment.
Every once in a while there is someone who does a meme format so well that we have to retire the meme in their honor
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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