Mya MK @theSLAMblog
Comedy writer for TV, sketch, theatre. Top 10% @coverfly / went a wee bit viral for https://t.co/4OJQSujvYL. Half South African, half Floridian, half Muppet. mmkagan.com NYC Joined September 2015-
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Me when @Lowes reschedules my appliance delivery for Yom Kippur with no alternate date.
I would like to speak to the zebra who laid this egg.
Tr*mp upstaged by a bunch of puppies. This is some next level trolling 😂
Glad to see the Rat Czar putting their general aura of badassery right to work.
Glad to see the Rat Czar putting their general aura of badassery right to work. https://t.co/mr9nlxmIHd
…When you’re secretly filming a dog’s cute butt and you get caught. 👀
I love the idea of an on-call Building Matron whose entire job is to advise menstruating women about what to do when the tampon dispenser is empty. She doesn’t bring them tampons. Just a hug.
Lololol. 3hrs after sending this tweet I got my “new” notes from @austinfilmfest. They are just my old notes but with references to “Elijah” (a character who doesn’t exist in my script) taken out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lololol. 3hrs after sending this tweet I got my “new” notes from @austinfilmfest. They are just my old notes but with references to “Elijah” (a character who doesn’t exist in my script) taken out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So @austinfilmfest still never sent me corrected notes. Meanwhile BlueCat is over here trying to send me notes for a contest I didn’t submit to. 🙃🫠
Life Update: I’ve found my true calling. gothamist.com/news/nyc-is-hi…
Just got my reader notes from #AFF, and they refer to a character named Elijah. My script has no Elijah, nor anything similar. Did I get someone else’s notes, @austinfilmfest? Was my script properly evaluated? 🧐
I'm at @mcsweeneys today with some helpful tips for anyone who, like me, has spent the past decade engineering their brain to think only in tweets: mcsweeneys.net/articles/fifte…
There’s a special place in hell for people who loudly whistle Fiddler on the Roof on a subway platform at 8am.
Good news! A solid number of midtown’s best douches have returned to the office.
…17. I talk about them a little too readily when I’m drunk. @mcsweeneys mcsweeneys.net/articles/spott…
This editorial is 🔥. “It’s funny how the harsh realities of #HurricanIan expose the culture wars for what they are: empty distractions ginned up by faux outrage.” miamiherald.com/opinion/editor…
Walking through the rubble of a devastating hurricane in ✨flip flops✨ is so peak Florida, I can't even. @tampabaytimes
Born & raised Floridian here 👋. If #HurricaneIan has you thinking a lot about storms and climate change and politics in the Sunshine State, I have a very funny award-winning pilot about that. Just putting it out there. Stay safe, FL ☀️❤️. writers.coverfly.com/projects/view/…
Cindy Begel @CindyBegel
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𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 .. @prex4
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Guy Crawford ⚜️ @BogeyGuyC
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Paulina Warda @Paulina_Warda
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Kyle Writes @KyleWriteStuff
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Andrea Berting @andreaberting
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Tom Schrack @tschrack
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San Fran Bar Man = St.. @stevemoth
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Farzin Farzam @AnFarzin
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Dayna Noffke @DaynaDirector
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Mary-Kate Allen @mkallen7
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Rachel McClard @Rach_Owl
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Ash Lazer @AshLazerWrites
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Michael Matteo Rossi @MichaelMatteoRo
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Carley Aggromito ♓�.. @Carleey
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TJ Jenkins @tomjenkins79
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Script Coverage Co. @ScriptReaders
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kyley @hellokyley
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Mike Handelman @mikehandelman
145 Followers 300 Following SAG Actor (Netflix, Comedy Central), writer, producer. Co-creator, co-star and EP of Mystery Mansion, https://t.co/EYmph7CAnv and on Substack, https://t.co/rjcy5uUQYb
hockey81 @hockeypest81
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Shakthi J @ShakthiJ
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Sean Azze @SeanAzze
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jimlopezzo @jlopezzo
285 Followers 671 Following Screenwriter. Sometimes filmmaker. Horror/thriller. Death metal connoisseur. Screencraft Finalist '21. AFF semifinalist 2022.
Jay Fallik @jay_fallik
175 Followers 405 Following Aspiring screenwriter! BAFF SF 22! Twin girls dad! Doodle daddy and oh yeah I’ve got 20+ years building software on Wall Street, don’t hold it against me
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Jim Wurst @JimWurst1
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Charles Beckwith 🤔 @fashiontechguru
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L. A. Hunt is 👀 re.. @lorihunt
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