Kage @swissmistress
#Sober human. Sometimes overly serious, but often funny. Music. Crochet. Food. Artsy and weird. Reads, writes, wears pants. Suffers from #cuteaggression🐈⬛ NorCal Joined July 2009-
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Who is a character you are slowly turning into?
Who is a character you are slowly turning into? https://t.co/WbM9L8m5VA
I can tolerate slang terms and nonsensical words, but this one always drives me up the wall. Not literally.
I can tolerate slang terms and nonsensical words, but this one always drives me up the wall. Not literally.
I reached boss level cool status with my 14 yo son. I have a hoodie that doesn't fit me, and he says he wants it. *For those of you without teenagers, this is on par with being a deity.
Repost with your fav mirror pic
He means circumcised. And he means men.
What did you look like in 2013?
Taking your phone to the bathroom is gross.
Who would you be as a cartoon character?
Who would you be as a cartoon character? https://t.co/vo7UaBxlm8
If some people would rather be with robots, let them be with robots. I'm not going to lose any sleep over other people's problems.
What color are your eyes?
What did you look like at 17 ? Oh, it was probably something like this. If memory serves. 💅
What did you look like at 17 ? Oh, it was probably something like this. If memory serves. 💅 https://t.co/TzAEnYbN4b
Is it high maintenance if I require intelligent conversation and engagement from a partner? Also honesty, commitment, responsibility, motivation, expressiveness, communication, and sobriety. To name a few things.
How about this oldie?
Just using a gif, what’s a cartoon from your childhood that takes you back?
Just using a gif, what’s a cartoon from your childhood that takes you back? https://t.co/4QlZgahci7
I am off-the-charts gay! I'm post gay. I'm gay+10.
"Do you think high school years were the best years of your life?" Fukc no. They weren't bad, but everything got so much better in the years following.
"Do you think high school years were the best years of your life?" Fukc no. They weren't bad, but everything got so much better in the years following.
Karmin @beingkarmin
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Who is a character you are slowly turning into?
@swissmistress The retired judge in Three Colours: Red
Who is a character you are slowly turning into? (it was inevitable..)
Who is a character you are slowly turning into?
You think the world is scary? You’re going to die one day whether you live in fear or not.
Who is a character you are slowly turning into?
Who is the character? You are slowly turning into?
So many bad takes on here and so little time to commit to denigrating them all
Bullshit, its the only place I get away from the kids ten minutes...
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
@swissmistress Littéralement 🙂
"But why are you a prescriptivist, Ken?"
If you go to dictionary dot com and ask it to define literally it includes the following: in effect; in substance; very nearly; virtually: I literally died when she walked out on stage in that costume. What this means is we literally no longer have a word that means literally