Steven Burns @stevenroyburns
All my own teeth. Fulham,Ayr Utd,Windsor&Eton,London Scottish FC,Shed Seven,LibDem,Français,Deutsch, Srpsko-Hrvatski,Русскоязычный 🇺🇦 🏴🇲🇹 You'll have had your tea Joined January 2011-
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I once asked for an espresso in a Greggs in Sunderland and the lady behind the till said (with some concern): “they’re just those little coffees mind”
I once asked for an espresso in a Greggs in Sunderland and the lady behind the till said (with some concern): “they’re just those little coffees mind”
It's like a Hogarth - "the public listen attentively to the prouncements of his majesty's minister" (via @EtanSmallman)
Surely Labour’s ‘solution’ will be the same as always: 1) retain FPtP at all costs 2) tell disillusioned voters the only choice, in perpetuity, is between them and the Tories. 3) say ‘sorry, that’s the system’ for people who can’t join dots. 4) rinse and repeat
Surely Labour’s ‘solution’ will be the same as always: 1) retain FPtP at all costs 2) tell disillusioned voters the only choice, in perpetuity, is between them and the Tories. 3) say ‘sorry, that’s the system’ for people who can’t join dots. 4) rinse and repeat
How it started: 🌹 | How it's going: 🥀 @MattRodda
Sigh.
Today I realised that the Scottish Gaelic for OK, 'ceart gu leòr' translates directly as 'right enough', maybe that's why Scots say 'right enough' in English whereas the English don't use the expression typically. I reckon. Could be wrong, but seems a big coincidence.
Privatisation summed up. From the new Private Eye.
CAVEAT VET: Voter beware. It's down to you to do due diligence. Most media have you think #rdguk local elections are about parties. It is really about people prepared to challenge a corrupt status quo, autocratic governance and the gravy train. MORALITY, EQUALITY, TRANSPARENCY
I sometimes think I'm barely cut out to live somewhere as nice as Bulimba. I spent most of my adult life in West Reading, where I never went to the flotation place because it shut down not long after someone took ketamine and became the first person ever worldwide to drown in one
The hypnotising beauty of the Dorset countryside.
Happy Shakespeare's 460th birthday to all who celebrate. If we have to have a fake culture war over a national day in England, would much prefer it to be over this.
Mother takes photo of child on birthday. Wowsers. Respect that privacy, yo.
Mother takes photo of child on birthday. Wowsers. Respect that privacy, yo.
The way you see Russians massacring Ukrainians then telling the survivors that they are Russians is how Russia built "Russia". 1. INVADE AND CHANGE - Acquire territory, abolish their collective identity with deportation, massacres, cancel language, traditions. 2. NAMES MATTER -…
Some quick off the mark political satire in Greenwich this morning. They even added a hashtag. #ToryBastards
So the unelected second chamber of Parliament is as worthless as our unelected Head of State in holding back a rogue government and PM. Who knew. In a competitive field, the most nauseating legislation of our post-WWII history, mere performative cruelty, is signed and sealed.
It would be an absolute disgrace if customers are forced to foot the bill for Thames Water's shambolic failings. Ofwat cannot allow these bill hikes to go ahead. We will be tabling a Bill in Parliament today, which would immediately put Thames Water into Special Administration.
Steve Lutwyche @stevelutwyche
748 Followers 5K Following Biker | Husband | Father | Festivaller | Aston Villa | COBOL | Craft Beer | Indie | Britpop | BMW E46s | Guardian-reading Wokerati | Not a big fan of Tofu
COYWhites @COYWhites_com
27K Followers 14K Following Independent Fulham App & Website | 🔔 Set notifications | Follow for daily #FFC news, updates, opinions & photos | Enquiries 👉[email protected]
Dolphin Brewery @BreweryDolphin
1K Followers 965 Following Small batch, mixed culture, vegan. Beers that are fruity and sour, dry and drinkable, aged and characterful. Inspired by the seasons ❄️🌱☀️🍁
Dave Salisbury @Scrumpydave66
2K Followers 2K Following Business owner, Fulham STH (H5), Westfield FC, beer drinker, crisp addict. 84/92.
Inedible Reading 🌮.. @InedibleReading
928 Followers 435 Following Eating cheap food so you don't have to. Reigning champion of the Helen Bolton Cribbage Tournament.
ReadingTallMe @ReadingTallMe
1K Followers 1K Following Used to write a food blog. Used to run a movie thing. Now just here, waiting for the weekend.
Harry Durkan @HADurkan
84 Followers 398 Following
Delia 🔞 @Delia__K96
31 Followers 540 Following Unарologеtiсаlly рursuing рlеаsure and seeking a willing pаrtnеr
Jess @MmeTagg
24 Followers 260 Following
Paul @pafster
3K Followers 1K Following European, #CPFC, #FKCZ, occasional writer (mirror/independent/failed critics). Run a record store in Belgrade, Serbia 🇷🇸 One half of @webuyrecordspod
rob_lislea @rob_lislea
87 Followers 674 Following
Never UnderSturdz @eedrutsjp
260 Followers 377 Following Cricket/music/books/Fulham/proofreading (DMs open)
The Vault Collective .. @TVC_Wales
416 Followers 983 Following The Vault Collective ltd #Tattoos #Records #Vinyl #CDs #Cassettes #Merch & More. #Recordshop and #Tattoostudio, Ebbw Vale. Why not come and pay us a visit!
James Aldridge @jamesAjourno
927 Followers 1K Following Local Democracy Reporter for Reading, based at @rdgchronicle . Email: [email protected]
Shelby @shelbyhansbroug
162 Followers 3K Following
Andy Brodie @royaldocks
974 Followers 2K Following Gay, married, father, carer, eccentric, monarchist, socialist, patriot, European, British, painter, writer and singer. Love theatre, history, books, art.
Axle Stand @axlestand
1K Followers 428 Following #AlfaRomeo sufferer, thoro’bred petrolhead and former Yorkshireman (@dwonderwall). Living with the practicalities and possession of a 1973 GTV & 2019 Giulia Ti.
Cool Bike Art @CoolBikeArt1
19K Followers 7K Following Celebrating all things bicycle. Images are © to respective owners. Curated by Ray Sikorski, an English teacher 🇺🇸 living in Slovakia.
Fulham in Serbia @FulhaminSerbia
308 Followers 415 Following Fulham fan page for Serbs, views expressed here are not always my own.
MoogBrew @MoogBrew
801 Followers 549 Following Brewery. Defiantly not part of any 'scene'. Very much a part of our local community. Taproom and beer garden.
@Carmen @TnhnqonuL
277 Followers 492 Following
Indian @Bharatiya4Ever
132 Followers 1K Following
Jane Abulume @ojabling
1 Followers 68 Following
Richard Endacott 🏴.. @enders1
1K Followers 2K Following History, Politics teacher and professional tutor (https://t.co/7lfbdn4B0t), Windsor, Cardiff City, Wales views are my own
Paul Smithson @HumptyWEFC2023
247 Followers 458 Following Windsor & Eton FC Supporter into craft beer, real ale, Marvel, DC and COD.
CA Harrison @CAHarrison7
23 Followers 30 Following
private lala @private___lala
24 Followers 166 Following
Ellis Breen @ellis_breen
391 Followers 4K Following Electro-jazzist & bon viveur. C/C++/C#/Py/JDK dev. FP/NLP/ML fan. Bursting filter bubbles. All opinions my own, not my employer.
Rich T @rt1979rt
319 Followers 630 Following In no particular order, Cars, Music with a smattering of LUFC. And Alfa Romeo, they deserve a special mention, especially the rust prone stuff.
South Oxfordshire Bre.. @soxbreweryltd
210 Followers 145 Following A new and exciting local brewery in South Oxfordshire, based at the old Chiltern Airfield, Icknield Road, Ipsden.
jim @thealso
13K Followers 8K Following Automotive Anti Hero, Ex Alcohol Advocate, Travel Incompetent & Fiat Specialist Whittler and co founder of @AlsoDriven
Veronica @Veronic62119652
98 Followers 153 Following I consider myself to be a fairly honest and truthful woman
Alex @AlexLowy
911 Followers 2K Following FPL and Fulham, I’m not sure in which order anymore. Classic football shirt 👕 collector, #ffc fan. #SEO guy.
Andy Ford @FulhamCowboy
576 Followers 2K Following Lifelong supporter of Fulham Football Club, Recreational Poker player and lover of good Music. My Hovercraft is full of Eels
B2B_Workwear&Janitori.. @b2b_workwear
6 Followers 76 Following B2B Workwear & Janitorial are a hardworking, honest family run business who specialise in all types of Workwear, Janitorial & Washroom products.
william Vicky johnson @MoneyEizzy
99 Followers 756 Following
Ex Army House Clearan.. @exarmyhouse
492 Followers 5K Following Ex Army House Clearance The number one clearance company, we clear full properties to singles bulky items like sofas Our friendly team are always ready
International Educati.. @Interna03380092
79 Followers 649 Following Student recruitment service based in UK. We recruit local and international students for UK Universities and Colleges.
Jakub Krupa @JakubKrupa
44K Followers 18K Following Senior Correspondent @mlexclusive. Pitchside @viaplaysportpl. Board Member @FulhamSuppTrust, H5. Ex @risj_oxford Journalist Fellow. Researching #PolesinUK.
Alesha Hampton @AleshaHampton3
273 Followers 984 Following There's not a liberal America and a conservative America – there's the United States of America🐯🦁🙏🇺🇲
Amir Kasaeian @amir_kasaeian
104 Followers 880 Following Associate prof. of Biostatistics at Hematology-Oncology and Stem Cell Transplantation Research Center, Tehran Univerdity of Medical Sciences, Tehran, Iran.
News about Doctors fo.. @DoctorChildTeen
183 Followers 722 Following Ultra-Specialists for Child/Teen Procedures/Medication +Their Free Advice +LGBTQ +Caribbean/More Twitter messages not answered Email all news/views/comments ❤
Salma Osama @SalmaOsy
1K Followers 4K Following Trying to show the suffering of my people in the occupied land, willing to help the marginalized groups through our campaigns and our products
Edward Lucas @edwardlucas
105K Followers 32K Following 🇪🇺🔶 Aspiring MP for Cities of London and Westminster; promoted by L Garcia 1 Vincent Sq SW1P 2PN. ✝️ 🚲🏊🏻🌶 🍞 #lvt,🇹🇼; 🇩🇪 🇷🇺🇨🇿🇱🇹🇵🇱
Save Reading Gaol @SaveReadingGaol
1K Followers 1K Following Campaign to turn Reading Gaol (jail) site into an arts & culture hub, instead of luxury flats, create a public space welcome to all, and save its heritage.
Linda Scott @LindaSc71928231
8 Followers 52 Following
Iain Dickson @IainDickson76
139 Followers 148 Following Head of Food Operations. Dad, Bass guitarist, Gig lover & Half Marathon jogger
Deb Macken @lochlomondhol
3K Followers 2K Following award winning, eco luxury, self catering holiday cottages, #LochLomond, renewable energy, EV & Tesla charging, sustainable living
SW 6 @steve1964sw6
279 Followers 1K Following
The Executioner Fly &.. @UKExecutioner
291 Followers 421 Following The most highly recommended fly and bug zapping racket on the market, available to buy in the UK, USA & Europe.
Hampshire999 @Hampshire_999
589 Followers 2K Following Hi There! I run the channel "Hampshire999". I Follow the work of the emergency services across the UK!
Steve Lutwyche @stevelutwyche
748 Followers 5K Following Biker | Husband | Father | Festivaller | Aston Villa | COBOL | Craft Beer | Indie | Britpop | BMW E46s | Guardian-reading Wokerati | Not a big fan of Tofu
Peter Rutzler @peterrutzler
20K Followers 2K Following Football reporter for @TheAthleticFC, covering Fulham and Paris Saint-Germain. #PSG #FFC
Clays Kitchen & Bar @ClaysKitchenBar
3K Followers 587 Following “Punchy cooking” - Jay Rayner. “Blisteringly beautiful” - William Sitwell. Authentic regional Indian food - in our restaurant or delivered to you nationwide.
anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin
210K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Edited by @robmanuel
Nag's Head Reading @NagsHeadReading
3K Followers 1K Following Why the long face? - The Nag's is an award-winning Real Ale pub in Reading, with 12 continually changing ales and selection of Real Cider and continental lager.
Dolphin Brewery @BreweryDolphin
1K Followers 965 Following Small batch, mixed culture, vegan. Beers that are fruity and sour, dry and drinkable, aged and characterful. Inspired by the seasons ❄️🌱☀️🍁
Beer.Cheese.Spirits @TheGrumpyGoat_
3K Followers 2K Following Award winning indie shop & cafe-bar in Reading. Artisan cheese; craft beer; cider; mead; spirits & wine; grilled cheese sandwiches; small plates; coffee & tea.
Double-Barrelled @DBBrewery
5K Followers 848 Following Independent brewery based in Reading. Check out our webshop for nationwide delivery! Taproom hours: THU 5-10.00 • FRI 4-10.00 • SAT 1-10.00 • SUN 1-6.30
Dave Salisbury @Scrumpydave66
2K Followers 2K Following Business owner, Fulham STH (H5), Westfield FC, beer drinker, crisp addict. 84/92.
Simon Calder @SimonCalder
206K Followers 724 Following Travel news/advice shared here, on TikTok @caldertravel and answering your questions at weekends with my 5.30pm BST Instagram Live: https://t.co/qE5vXA5qw0
Mortimer & Whitehouse.. @MWGoneFishing
142K Followers 1K Following Twitter home for Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing. Series 1 - 6 available on BBC iPlayer. #gonefishing @ted_gonefishing on Insta!
Mike Martin 🔶 @ThreshedThought
150K Followers 3K Following Prospective @libdems MP for Tunbridge Wells; Former Army Officer & Author; Senior Visiting Fellow @warstudies. Promoted by TWLD, 8A Chapel Place, TN1 1YQ.
Jon @ormondroyd
4K Followers 1K Following Fulham FC and Deal Town FC fan currently on loan to Brisbane Roar. Former @guardian football cartoonist back before they had someone funnier who can draw. Tall.
Haggard Hawks 🦅�.. @HaggardHawks
95K Followers 3K Following Obscure words, etymological tales, language trivia | Books available here: https://t.co/5k8NBYQJW6 | Tweets by @PaulAnthJones | Artwork by @bread_and_ink
Inedible Reading 🌮.. @InedibleReading
928 Followers 435 Following Eating cheap food so you don't have to. Reigning champion of the Helen Bolton Cribbage Tournament.
ReadingTallMe @ReadingTallMe
1K Followers 1K Following Used to write a food blog. Used to run a movie thing. Now just here, waiting for the weekend.
Magnum @Magnumonline_
2K Followers 65 Following Magnum are Bob Catley (vocals) Tony Clarkin (guitar) Dennis Ward (bass) Rick Benton (keyboards) and Lee Morris (drums)
Ruth Deyermond @ruth_deyermond
24K Followers 3K Following Senior Lecturer, Dept of War Studies, King's College London. Russian and US foreign & security policy, US-Russia relations, European security. Views my own.
Ayr Rugby @OfficialAyrRFC
5K Followers 809 Following Est 1897. The club in the community for the community. Ayr RFC, @ayrshirebulls, @AyrRugbyLadies and Ayr Community Rugby Trust.
Fabian Hoffmann @FRHoffmann1
31K Followers 1K Following Doctoral Research Fellow @NuclearOslo @UniOslo. Defense policy, missile technology, and nuclear strategy. Views are strictly my own. Speaks 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇫🇷.
Never UnderSturdz @eedrutsjp
260 Followers 377 Following Cricket/music/books/Fulham/proofreading (DMs open)
Indie Rabble Brewing .. @IndieRabble
577 Followers 403 Following 🥇UK'S BEST NEW CRAFT BREWERY 2024 - SIBA. Indie Rabble ## Craft Brewery and Taproom. DOWN WITH BAD THINGS Open: Thurs 5-10pm Fri 4-10pm Sat 1-10pm Sun 1-6pm
Tom Canning @tomcanning83
2K Followers 1K Following The Cricketer Head of Digital. Ex Newsroom traveller & Youtube Ed at Reach PLC. Co-founder of @bracknellalefst & @fiberkshire. Football tourist.
David Cook @Spiddly
826 Followers 753 Following North of the Kennet, south of the Thames. Keeping it local with music, history and architecture. Listening to and looking at all the good stuff.
Pole to Pole EV @PoletoPoleEV
11K Followers 629 Following Chris & Julie, Adventurers, Speakers & the first people in history to drive an electric vehicle from a Magnetic North Pole to the South Pole.
Paul @pafster
3K Followers 1K Following European, #CPFC, #FKCZ, occasional writer (mirror/independent/failed critics). Run a record store in Belgrade, Serbia 🇷🇸 One half of @webuyrecordspod
Alex @JudgeDewie
3K Followers 454 Following Just some bloke. Opinions expressed here are not my own.
pub_queues @QueuesPub
5K Followers 3K Following A campaign to end the recent phenomenon of queuing single file in pubs. We queue for the bus, or for the checkout not at bars. Message in your photos
Alex Kaplan @alexkaplan0
39K Followers 2K Following Coffee guy @cometeer, physics @princetonphys, bro for decarb, and your favorite source of superconductor disinformation
Look Up London @Look_UpLondon
39K Followers 6K Following Qualified London Tour Guide and Author. Sharing London’s unusual history, attractions & fun facts! Read the blog and book private tours and public walks 👇🏼
Shayan Sardarizadeh @Shayan86
182K Followers 11K Following Journalist at BBC Verify | disinformation, conspiracy theories, verification, AI, open source investigations, extremism | [email protected]
Luke Harding @lukeharding1968
93K Followers 2K Following Journalist @Guardian, #1 New York Times best-selling author. New book: Invasion: Russia's Bloody War and Ukraine's Fight for Survival. Agent: @SLANYC
Mark Urban @MarkUrban01
76K Followers 1K Following Diplomatic Ed @BBCNewsnight author of Big Boys Rules, Generals, Rifles, Task Force Black, The Tank War, The Edge, The Skripal Files, Red Devils, trustee @I_W_M
Thames Valley PL @ThamesValleyPL
3K Followers 257 Following Est 1989. 5 Divisions with our Premier Division being a National Feeder League
Dylan Burns 🇺🇦�.. @DylanBurns1776
100K Followers 2K Following Shill of Kyiv, Reporting on the ground in Ukraine, Zuko Arc, Journalist and Streamer @OffbeatResearch - [email protected] | https://t.co/QS25kOKc3f
N1english @N1info
51K Followers 190 Following N1 in English brings up-to-date national and regional news and analysis, and showcases interviews and other exclusive N1 television content
Partizan Tavern @PartizanTavern
526 Followers 290 Following Belief in beer. Nottm Partizan themed micro. Ever changing beer-4 real ales-4 craft-4 real cider/perries-great fridge-EM reg. CAMRA cider pub of the year 2022.
Windsor & Eton FC @WindsorEtonFC
2K Followers 21 Following 🔴🟢 Official Twitter account of Windsor & Eton FC • 50 Teams • 600 Players ⚽️ Founded 2023 ⚽️ Please also follow @WindsorEtonYth • Members @ThamesValleyPL
WindsorFC Barmy Army @WindsorBArmy
27 Followers 53 Following
Michael Gegg @mgegg
1K Followers 2K Following #ProfessionalServices marketing advisor. Founder @psm_comms, Partner @thesocialcsuite, @cmsocialuk, Editor @addisarmy @wefc_history @windsoretonfc
Football in Berkshire @fiberkshire
6K Followers 883 Following Independent & volunteer-led • Award-winning • Sunday League to Semi-Pro • 40K readership • Got a story? [email protected] • Not a football club
Gavin Shoebridge @KiwiEV
10K Followers 918 Following Potatoes are an excellent source of potassium. ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᴵ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ˢᵉʳⁱᵒᵘˢˡʸ
Richard Endacott 🏴.. @enders1
1K Followers 2K Following History, Politics teacher and professional tutor (https://t.co/7lfbdn4B0t), Windsor, Cardiff City, Wales views are my own
Paul Smithson @HumptyWEFC2023
247 Followers 458 Following Windsor & Eton FC Supporter into craft beer, real ale, Marvel, DC and COD.
RichNeville @RichNeville
8K Followers 1K Following Still holding out the hope that my life up to now has just been Derren Brown trying to teach me an important lesson.
Great Park Crew @GreatParkCrew
385 Followers 370 Following The Official Supporters page of non league football club Windsor & Eton FC who reside at Stag Meadow in the Great Park.
Abi Kay @FWAbiKay
9K Followers 3K Following Deputy editor @FarmersWeekly, @IFAJ Young Leader 2019, @oxfordfarming director. Get in touch: [email protected]
Scottish Scrans 🏴�.. @scottishscrans
5K Followers 1 Following The best (and worst) of Scotland’s scran 🏴 | DM submissions
Fulham in Serbia @FulhaminSerbia
308 Followers 415 Following Fulham fan page for Serbs, views expressed here are not always my own.
BBC NEWS na srpskom @bbcnasrpskom
28K Followers 34 Following Digitalna platforma BBC News na srpskom počela je sa radom 26. marta 2018. Deo je porodice BBC svetskog servisa.
CA Harrison @CAHarrison7
23 Followers 30 Following
Andy Ford @FulhamCowboy
576 Followers 2K Following Lifelong supporter of Fulham Football Club, Recreational Poker player and lover of good Music. My Hovercraft is full of Eels
AlsoDriven @AlsoDriven
1K Followers 532 Following We drive and discuss some of motoring's also-ran vehicles on our YouTube channel. Made up of best friends Jim (@thealso) and Siôn (@sionhudson)
@stevenroyburns @OldButchersWine Indeed - it was about chateau Montelena - grgich was their winemaker back at that time Still also a v good chard but I wasn’t impressed by their cab at the same price
These figures are eye-opening. The expected cost of the new border checks exceeds the £330 million estimated by the Gov by a factor of 10. When you take into account not only official charges but also a range of direct and indirect business costs. /1
Wholesale retailers and supermarkets will be tied up in further bureaucracy around food standards, but independent analysis for ITV News found it could cost millions - pushing up the prices they charge their customers. Watch the full report below:
You know Mary and Giles from Gogglebox? We were all young once! Great photo of them.
Even “Conservative Home” now recognising that Brexit never offered opportunities for our economy: conservativehome.com/2024/04/24/ter… via @ConHome
@stevenroyburns @stevelutwyche Tomorrow will be
@stevenroyburns Well, it’s an 8-year-old rather than the classic 16-year-old and the Laphroaig Oak Cask is a belter, so it’ll be a close run thing. This is the first bottle of Lagavulin of any age that I’ve bought in absolute yonks.
@stevenroyburns MrsJ’s favourite tipple is 10yo Laphroaig and mine is 16yo Lagavulin so I’ll post the results with both of us tasting both malts 🥃🥃
@SimonCalder Unicum in Budapest was pretty unique and put hairs on your chest!
This evening’s taste-test 🏴🥃
And a MASSIVE thank you to everyone who came and supported us 👏
Don't lose your voice 📣 Register for a proxy vote by 5pm on 24 April and a trusted person can vote on your behalf in the local elections on 2 May ➡ rdguk.info/kZPz7
Last night it was great to have our newly refurbished kitchen in operation for the first time 👏👏👏👏
@stevenroyburns @Browski_uk Ah this has just prompted me to notice my *younger* brother will be having his soonish - I don’t believe it! 🤦🏼♀️😳
What the heck's in the water in Florida?
Before you judge the 9yo me, it did go to number one in nine different countries!! 👀😬😆 x.com/caoimhinof/sta…
What was the first single you bought with your own/pocket money? I doubt if it was better than Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead.
@stevenroyburns We were in the worlds poshest spoons next door lol
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