Retired Simp Rob @spendmydollar
I don’t tweet “jokes" everything i tweet is real raw dumb insight without the horse shit no I will NOT follow girls twitter dot com i live for this Shakedown street, Jawga Joined April 2012-
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Saints fans when Carr loses his job to Spencer Rattler and Dennis is fired at the bye week.
remember when these were $1
WHAT’S UP BROTHER?? @thesketchreal brought the JUICE to announce the Texans pick
“Ruke Orhorhoro will be ready in 2026 when Grady Jarrett retires” Falcons GM
I'm hearing Spencer Rattler is very much in play for Atlanta with the 43rd overall pick tonight as the team plans for the post-Penix era.
Bo Nix & Zach Wilson have arrived in Denver!
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Until the Falcons apologize for fucking up my life, I am leaving the country yet again in protest. I depart again for Mexico today and plan to stay at the La Quinta (Spanish for “Ritz Carlton”) in Albuquerque. I will not leave South America until I get a personal apology.
“The Atlanta Falcons have selected Michael Penix!” Kirk Cousins:
I am still so incredibly upset that the Falcons drafted Penix because I can not physically do another season of talking and writing about Atlanta’s lack of pass rush
Alltime spinzone. We drafted a QB becuz our current QB is too good
Alltime spinzone. We drafted a QB becuz our current QB is too good
This is the look of a man who knows he’s not allowed back in Vegas and his family has no idea
I've had time to process the Michael Penix Jr. draft pick. Now that it isn't so fresh and surprising, I can say it is the worst draft pick of all time.
Men be saying shit like; "I'm literally just like Tony Soprano" * * (bald)
Updated To Do List After Reggie Bush Got His Heisman Back 1. Pete Rose HoF 2. Barry Bonds HoF 3. Louisville’s national title 4. Armando Galarraga perfect game 5. Stop mentioning the Bears could’ve had Mahomes 6. Make Day after Super Bowl a national Holiday 7. Statue for Joey…
The IRS wants me out on the streets
you start flirting on twitter & next thing you know you find yourself sending a just landed text while a little shitposter is circling the arrival terminal
I will NOT be entering the penn state locker room
Keg. @GratefulKeg
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remember when these were $1
Elite Name.
The Saints are drafting Pitt WR Bub Means at 170th Overall
WHAT’S UP BROTHER?? @thesketchreal brought the JUICE to announce the Texans pick
I'm hearing Spencer Rattler is very much in play for Atlanta with the 43rd overall pick tonight as the team plans for the post-Penix era.
4 people i need to google
I would put a bumper sticker on a bentley tbh a really stupid one too
@anus The first boy brazen enough to have a buzz ball on the bathroom balcony 🔥
Bo Nix & Zach Wilson have arrived in Denver!
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Until the Falcons apologize for fucking up my life, I am leaving the country yet again in protest. I depart again for Mexico today and plan to stay at the La Quinta (Spanish for “Ritz Carlton”) in Albuquerque. I will not leave South America until I get a personal apology.
“The Atlanta Falcons have selected Michael Penix!” Kirk Cousins:
The way Nick Saban still says “we” when talking about Alabama…
The most important thing we’ve learned during this NFL Draft is that Nick Saban is INCREDIBLE as an analyst
@spendmydollar yeah, I've got some in-laws in Denver I have to text yet today. Gave them 12 hours before I start sending memes
@pentffive @spendmydollar it's an objectively hilarious QB room
I am still so incredibly upset that the Falcons drafted Penix because I can not physically do another season of talking and writing about Atlanta’s lack of pass rush
Alltime spinzone. We drafted a QB becuz our current QB is too good
Why would Atlanta use their 8th pick in the draft on a QB? The team believes they won’t have a top pick with Cousins under center the next few years, and now is the time to get a great one.
When that 58 hour check hits my bank account