jake, @callmeshitto
built different Joined April 2013-
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it’s over for me folks. i no longer want to be on here. this site officially brings me no joy. we had a good run. i am retiring to instagram. thanks
happy march 1st to all who celebrate
excited for my first day at at&t as a network engineer supporting national infrastructure. just unplugged a few things in the server room for my space heater. it’s cold in here. should be fine though
man this chatgpt bug is WILD lmao
I wanted to know how this guy got rich and I found an article from 1984 about how he wrote something so racist in a Dartmouth student newspaper that a guy came up and bit him
I wanted to know how this guy got rich and I found an article from 1984 about how he wrote something so racist in a Dartmouth student newspaper that a guy came up and bit him https://t.co/3MbWfThFdB
Nick bosa is putting spikes on these next season
Nick bosa is putting spikes on these next season
honestly it’s cop at all costs
the trump sneakers - cop ⁉️ or drop ⁉️
Noah giving God an update on the ark
Did you have dinner at a water park?
no i wouldn’t actually
i am the strongest man to ever have set foot in wyoming
seven years since ive smoked a cigarette. i miss them every day of my life. could give a shit about alcohol. but the sweet embrace of a cigarette could absolutely fix me
i am strong as fuck, literally the strongest man alive
i am strong as fuck, literally the strongest man alive
oh
it is not too late to have taylor (5’ 10”) put on a helmet and get in the slot
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@callmeshitto need you to post the March madness Simpson video please
Objectively funny that people paid $150,000 for a bored ape and got conned into believing they'd get something cool and futuristic versus a web based open world game that looks like it was made in 2013
Cannot get over how bad the bored ape metaverse looks
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