modest ROI sheev @space_plowboy90
who do you think you are, i am. Joined January 2018-
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Me learning about the deficit in 2010 vs. former Fed chair learning about the deficit in 2024
Me learning about the deficit in 2010 vs. former Fed chair learning about the deficit in 2024 https://t.co/dq6VLVucPw
TIL that the Spice Girls were all heirs to various shipping/trading fortunes from the British East India Company. I will know we aren’t serious about colonialism and it’s evils until the Spice Girls relinquish their ill-gotten gains.
We are all #team88
Glad we could invent a consumer heads up display tied to a globally interlinked supercomputer containing the sum total of human knowledge so that idiots could figure out whether something called a “CHEEZ-IT” is healthy to eat or not
Glad we could invent a consumer heads up display tied to a globally interlinked supercomputer containing the sum total of human knowledge so that idiots could figure out whether something called a “CHEEZ-IT” is healthy to eat or not
When Marshawn Lynch said, “I know Im gon’ get got, but Im gon’ get mine more than I get got, tho” - I felt that
Listen partner, I already know I’m retarded - I just think you yourself ought to consider the same.
*mustard
Twitter but you go outside and talk to people. Maybe fight a homeless man? We will call it “Detroit”
The civil libertarian leaving my body when college kids have opinions
If you put ketchup on brats, remove yourself from 1.) my life 2.) the internet 3.) the northern hemisphere - and do not return until you’ve found 1.) Jesus Christ 2.) taste 3.) an additional brain cell
If you put ketchup on brats, remove yourself from 1.) my life 2.) the internet 3.) the northern hemisphere - and do not return until you’ve found 1.) Jesus Christ 2.) taste 3.) an additional brain cell
The Internet is a place where things that don’t matter, matter entirely too much to people who do not matter to you.
Eilish Car Bomb
If I was british I would say "SMASHING!" all the time
Just like Wayne Newton was given a permanent residence as a Vegas performer, I think Kansas should be given a permanent home at Prairie Band Casino north of Topeka. A homecoming fit for a King(s).
Me, when I put my cart in the cart corral.
Until the Falcons apologize for fucking up my life, I am leaving the country yet again in protest. I depart again for Mexico today and plan to stay at the La Quinta (Spanish for “Ritz Carlton”) in Albuquerque. I will not leave South America until I get a personal apology.
Good morning Jax, I hope this email finds you well. We need to shut the internet off. I’m embarking upon a quest and if interested I will send you the syllabus/manifesto/dress code. Send me an SMS text message with your phone number to coordinate. Sent from LG Chocolate
Dude made the maginot line for ants
Degenerative Agricult.. @PlsntVlyFarmer
20K Followers 7K Following If you find things going badly, speed up. It may not improve the situation, but it’ll end the suspense.”
Angie Setzer @GoddessofGrain
49K Followers 2K Following Too legit to quit. Building a life and a business with @ksetzergrains.Cash grain consultant, risk manager, no fun at parties. Here to help make it make sense 🤗
Red Tractor Trader @tmonteIH
9K Followers 964 Following NW Kansas Farmer and Machinery Trader. Buy, Sell and Trade any Make, Model, or Size.
Bovine Thots With Pop.. @TheDailyCowman
34K Followers 7K Following Dad,husband,cattle rancher, loves agriculture, if you are easily offended, you will be offended, if you are not easily offended, you will be offended.
Schuelke @schuelkecorn
17K Followers 4K Following 5th Generation corn farmer, casual grain hedger. #StayDeadInside Elderwood Farms Est. 1889. Former Hair Farmer. Crappy Bowler. Golfer 🏌️♂️
Josh Holt @hjosh00
2K Followers 1K Following the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament
adam baldwin @iamyourfarmer
4K Followers 767 Following Husband, Dad, Farmer not always in the right order. I apologize in advance for not proofreading posts, leaving out words while using the wrong their or there
Logan Pribbeno ✌️ @Nebraskero
7K Followers 2K Following If grazing isn’t the answer, you’re asking the wrong questions 🌎 low-key hippie ✌️ Team @RanchWineGlass 🥩
Clint Griffin @Wizeguy1015
1K Followers 4K Following SWKS famhand, welder, mediocre gambler, racing fan. Adopted redheaded stepchild. Used to be good at DFS. #Bitcoin #iRacing idiot #EMAW
Brian Sieker 🌾 @SiekerSales
12K Followers 8K Following Father of 3, Farmer, & Entrepreneur - Own and Operate https://t.co/KZkgsRT4PR - Farm in Central Kansas #cows #wheat #soybeans #sorghum #corn #alfalfa
Jason Mauck @jasonmauck1
29K Followers 6K Following Farmer | CEO of Constant Canopy |Collaborator | Keynote Speaker | Perfection never did anything. #farmweird
Andrew “Arbitrage�.. @TheGrainiac
7K Followers 4K Following It’s called trading, not making money hand over fist. We’re outta towels. And I’m too old to go diving in lockers.
norm coleman 🐈🌽.. @realnormcoleman
1K Followers 850 Following cats corn and cate blanchett. norm1k##
mafia man @BowersJett
854 Followers 446 Following part time fama, full time nerd. baling hay, trading kattlez, bad at most things, aspiring cattle baron.
Michael Thompson @Michael72540562
4K Followers 2K Following Farmer/Rancher former Kindergarten Teacher
Long Live Country Mus.. @natecrane
12K Followers 8K Following
Hotel California Angu.. @ebenkampfarms
7K Followers 6K Following Husband, Dad to #HenryFrancis and #ElizabethRose, Farmer-Feeder, Angus Breeder, #PurdueFarmMgt Alumnus SC: samebenkamp
Jax Bauer @realjackbauer1
1K Followers 1K Following
Bird Flu In Things Th.. @PukwanaU
8K Followers 2K Following Pazour Family Feeders. A feedlot/cow-calf operation with a corn planter. Jennings Baylor and Hank call the shots these days snap pukwanau
Scott G. @ScottG229498
129 Followers 2K Following Scott the Winner of the largest powerball jackpot lottery... $55million giving back to the society by paying credit cards debt,together we do good things 🙏.Dm
Gary Stewart Fan Club @coltonxskaggs
218 Followers 179 Following honky tonkin with @pvinescountry shoegazin with @sunbruisedxi
Shanika Mellage @ShaniMellag
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brian montgomery @montfam1
2K Followers 5K Following retired Air Traffic Controller - YYZ husband to Melodie SCI July 2017 T3-T4
Ava-rose Stull @AvaStull28669
75 Followers 5K Following
Chantay Birt @ChantBirt
49 Followers 5K Following
beanboy0 @beanboy0
326 Followers 5K Following Commodity vol junky. Riding trends or standing in front of trains. Here to trade it, thoughts are my own & are not recommendations. I am my own worse enemy.
Rebecca Fletcher @RebeccaRobinss
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Patrick King @king_patrick12
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#BEACHFARMER @Dusty42402999
3K Followers 2K Following HUCKLEBEARER /Truth simblance creator WHOREHOUSE PIANIST & Arbitrage Trader/ yet HEATHENISTIC / #OGFarmer tales /mostly misadventures.#OnlyPlow Milfs &Maidens
Demetria Bonawitz @demet_bonaw
74 Followers 5K Following
themarioncomadman @marioncofarmer
3K Followers 2K Following farmer,Hot Rodder,dad of heathens,lover of music and comic books eye candy and taker of blame at Paganok Farms Steiger owner and caretaker of Penton motorcycles
Oreomcflurry @Oreomcflur39786
15 Followers 56 Following
Aairah Cunanan @CunanAair
18 Followers 3K Following
calvin @ternfarm
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Stephen @western_dev
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Chris Johnson @waltopher2
531 Followers 770 Following Dad to two little people, 5th gen farmer/cattleman in Cheyenne County Nebraska. just trying to follow Jesus and do it right.
~605~ ShittalkerFFS @6Shittalkerffs
3K Followers 1K Following Impish. First Class SmartAss🤓🥃Whisky and Tequila😁Meme Savant😁. ❤️COWS&CORGIS❤️ Carpe Diem YOLO #OFPITA #ItsOkToNotBeOk #AgXtortion #RuralRevolution
Bob Stuart ✝️ @stuborobob
170 Followers 502 Following Let your only yardstick be whether a thing is right or wrong — Lou Rickter (first Director of the Kansas Bureau of Investigation)
Vivienne Vonstaden @vivienne25911
87 Followers 5K Following
Blue Wall Ag & Heavy .. @BTifcoind
1K Followers 5K Following Maintenance Hardware & Hydraulic Specialist. With over 25 years of maintenance hardware sales & service experience. [email protected]
Jim Zeorian @KstmKtr
801 Followers 726 Following Same great wife of 40 years. And blessed with 4 wonderful daughters. “Have combine, will travel “
Yasuko Bagdonas @YBagdona
90 Followers 5K Following
Thalia Hallum @ThaliaHall53944
74 Followers 5K Following
Janis Shippey @JanisShipp91687
46 Followers 5K Following
Orin Lapradd @OLapradd13764
61 Followers 5K Following
Riley Sides @riley_sides
742 Followers 1K Following Husband | Father | Farmer/Rancher | Grass Finished Beef Guy | Options/Stock Trader | My opinions reflect the views of my employer (me) 😉
GleanerL2 @gleanerl2
201 Followers 525 Following
Arletha Hornoff @AHornoff24398
36 Followers 5K Following
Andrew @Andrew688266
3 Followers 144 Following
Archery bow🏹🔫 @BowArchery69485
937 Followers 6K Following Buy outdoor gear, hiking gear and backpacking gear at great prices on sportsman's warehouse Shop for shirts, jackets and outdoor gear, including specific hiking
Corn dog69 @corn_dog6969
24 Followers 72 Following
[email protected] @cckra83460092
48 Followers 346 Following
Jason Beckmon @JBeckmon
40 Followers 252 Following
A Cash Corn Trader @ACashTrader
117 Followers 259 Following Cash Grain Trading. Opinions are my own.
Xanpont @XNPNT_
21 Followers 65 Following
matt campbell @mattc_fcs
8K Followers 1K Following i'm treating your retweet as an endorsement whether you like it or not
Zac Hempfling @hempfling_zac
12 Followers 98 Following
Mitch Moss @mitchmoss
641 Followers 4K Following Manhattan, KS & Hoxie, KS. Wildcat - Banker - Disc Golfer. Married to @kstatevangirl. #EMAW
Billy Shuler @b_shuler87
414 Followers 1K Following Bovine life coach. Agriculturalist. Dairy, Agri tourism, and slinging Beef on Michigan’s best coast.
Curtis @cdebse
60 Followers 320 Following
ryleykumm @ryley_kumm
2K Followers 2K Following Farmer-Feeder. 🌽🥩. Interested in custom cattle feeding? Backgrounding, Finishing, Carcass Data Retrieval.
Degenerative Agricult.. @PlsntVlyFarmer
20K Followers 7K Following If you find things going badly, speed up. It may not improve the situation, but it’ll end the suspense.”
Faber @dfaber84
49K Followers 16K Following Dairy Farmer, Speaker, once made 6 free throws in a row.
Angie Setzer @GoddessofGrain
49K Followers 2K Following Too legit to quit. Building a life and a business with @ksetzergrains.Cash grain consultant, risk manager, no fun at parties. Here to help make it make sense 🤗
Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker
22K Followers 759 Following
Randy Uhrmacher @Cornfrmr
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Matt Swanson @MaxROIFarmer
21K Followers 1K Following Don’t Talk About It, Be About It.....Farm Kid turned Farm Dad of 3, Abrams Tanks once upon a time, 2019 NCGA Champion
Casey Kimbrell @CBKimbrell
19K Followers 4K Following Christian husband and father. Living the American Dream. Likes and retweets aren't endorsements
jaclyn wilson @FDGenetics
31K Followers 447 Following Fifth generation full-time caretaker of thee bovine. 2023 National BQA cow/calf producer of the year. Founder of EnviroSmartBeef. Carnivore.Has blonde moments…
Bovine Thots With Pop.. @TheDailyCowman
34K Followers 7K Following Dad,husband,cattle rancher, loves agriculture, if you are easily offended, you will be offended, if you are not easily offended, you will be offended.
1 step forward 2 step.. @CbarJRanch
6K Followers 2K Following corn, beans, and buffalo 🦬 in Northeast South Dakota. If they only wanted you to work 5 days a week they wouldn't have made 7. cottonwood tree despiser
Schuelke @schuelkecorn
17K Followers 4K Following 5th Generation corn farmer, casual grain hedger. #StayDeadInside Elderwood Farms Est. 1889. Former Hair Farmer. Crappy Bowler. Golfer 🏌️♂️
Calvin Vogel @VogelNC
6K Followers 395 Following sales, entrepreneurship, 3 cool kids, yogi, elder emo
Josh Holt @hjosh00
2K Followers 1K Following the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament
adam baldwin @iamyourfarmer
4K Followers 767 Following Husband, Dad, Farmer not always in the right order. I apologize in advance for not proofreading posts, leaving out words while using the wrong their or there
Logan Pribbeno ✌️ @Nebraskero
7K Followers 2K Following If grazing isn’t the answer, you’re asking the wrong questions 🌎 low-key hippie ✌️ Team @RanchWineGlass 🥩
Clint Griffin @Wizeguy1015
1K Followers 4K Following SWKS famhand, welder, mediocre gambler, racing fan. Adopted redheaded stepchild. Used to be good at DFS. #Bitcoin #iRacing idiot #EMAW
Brian Sieker 🌾 @SiekerSales
12K Followers 8K Following Father of 3, Farmer, & Entrepreneur - Own and Operate https://t.co/KZkgsRT4PR - Farm in Central Kansas #cows #wheat #soybeans #sorghum #corn #alfalfa
Jason Mauck @jasonmauck1
29K Followers 6K Following Farmer | CEO of Constant Canopy |Collaborator | Keynote Speaker | Perfection never did anything. #farmweird
SharkFarmer @sf28430
43K Followers 12K Following I farm and stuff... XM radio, RFD-TV This is my only account https://t.co/H5o7DyJeCT
Gary Stewart Fan Club @coltonxskaggs
218 Followers 179 Following honky tonkin with @pvinescountry shoegazin with @sunbruisedxi
Leonarda Jonie @Leonarda_Jonie
55K Followers 998 Following This account is pure satire. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
cold 🥑 @coldhealing
64K Followers 2K Following laptop class warrior, midwesterner in exile, teva brand ambassador, dark statistician. modernity has failed us and i'd love it if we made it
FREE PALESTINE, NO MA.. @BreeNewsome
460K Followers 3K Following not paying to use twitter - artist - free black woman - proud wife & mama - removed sc’s confederate flag in the name of Jesus on june 27, 2015 - Psalm 27 🙏🏾
Jeff Murphy @JeffMurphy10
948 Followers 461 Following Regenerative farmer, dad, saw miller, Jesus follower, https://t.co/umjIHEnLa3
Blue Wall Ag & Heavy .. @BTifcoind
1K Followers 5K Following Maintenance Hardware & Hydraulic Specialist. With over 25 years of maintenance hardware sales & service experience. [email protected]
Jim Zeorian @KstmKtr
801 Followers 726 Following Same great wife of 40 years. And blessed with 4 wonderful daughters. “Have combine, will travel “
Unclean @CoyoteUnclean
5K Followers 4K Following Teaching meaningful combining of arms since 2006, so you don't have to. Coyote-3U. Proponent of individual sovereignty. 0302 since the late 1900s.
Riley Sides @riley_sides
742 Followers 1K Following Husband | Father | Farmer/Rancher | Grass Finished Beef Guy | Options/Stock Trader | My opinions reflect the views of my employer (me) 😉
Calvin Coolidge @J_Cal_Coolidge
2K Followers 367 Following A daily dose of Silent Cal…our “Cool”est president! #calvincoolidge #coolidge
eric nasset @eric_nasset
315 Followers 1K Following "It is the responsibility of the patriot to protect his country from its government. " -- Thomas Paine
THE Pontiac Aztek Uni.. @PontiacAztek69
718 Followers 889 Following THE Pontiac Aztek University is an elite online university for aspiring shit posters • Home of the Aztek Sports Science division • Mostly Big-12 Coverage
PlanterWorxAg @goplanterworX
4K Followers 2K Following Our company specializes in custom built planters that utilize the latest planting technology.
𝐈-𝟑𝟓 𝐕�.. @I35virtual
2K Followers 260 Following
Nevin @NevinLawrence
598 Followers 219 Following NE Panhandle Weed Scientist. My hobbies include poorly maintaining a smallholding. Lay-Elder, Father to five, husband to @LorentLouise. @thelcms. Lucky man.
Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome
232K Followers 306 Following The Empire is gone | Our shitposting is not | 24k subs on YouTube. https://t.co/HQ6Ax4NCQC
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
1.6M Followers 949 Following Christian, constitutional lawyer, husband to Erin, Dad to Elijah, Blaise and Abigail, U.S. Senator for Missouri
Series Of Unfortunate.. @andrewkongslie
7K Followers 3K Following Father husband and, cow calf rancher so just living the dream one nightmare at a time.
Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy
397K Followers 444 Following Congressional Candidate (R TX-23) Business Owner, YouTuber, Constitutionalist, Second Amendment Absolutist, VERY Politically Incorrect.
GhostOfBaylor @BaylorGhost
1K Followers 1K Following Student of steel, OK rifleman, I cowboyed a little, ARMY vet,ODS/S ,OIF-V.
Varangian Chronicler @Varangian_Tagma
100K Followers 266 Following Medieval stories from Europe’s eastern frontier
Aristocratic Fury @LandsknechtPike
80K Followers 340 Following "We regarded war as entertainment, but it is a very real profession that wins and loses empires."
Peter R. Quiñones @PeterRQuinones
35K Followers 1K Following Host of The Pete Quiñones Show / Writes at https://t.co/HeXSB03ve2 / Video at https://t.co/tdZ4EesQSf
Max Cornelison @cornelison_max
31 Followers 149 Following
probably not the USDA @bajabrian420
721 Followers 1K Following husband father farmer local celebrity maybe
Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA
561K Followers 389 Following
Bethany Hamilton @bethanyhamilton
1.4M Followers 2K Following ❤️ Saved by the grace of God ❤️ ~ Family~SURFER~SPEAKER- Health~Soul Surfer~ #Bitcoin ~ @UNSTOPPABLEflm
Carson Guenzi @carson_guenzi
24 Followers 108 Following
Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
38K Followers 5K Following king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead.
Patrick Casey @restoreorderusa
45K Followers 1K Following "Living? Our servants will do that for us." Paleocon, writer, and host of Restoring Order. Words in @ChroniclesMag @theamgreatness @NewAtlantisSun.
matt campbell @mattc_fcs
8K Followers 1K Following i'm treating your retweet as an endorsement whether you like it or not
Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik
120K Followers 831 Following Architecture, Art, and Design from the Midwest | Subscribe on Patreon: https://t.co/DJqLP7OoZM | Contact at [email protected]
Meara Bergstrom🌾 @meara_lennea
300 Followers 395 Following 🏈⚾️🏒🏀🥎🎺 Win The Dang Day💜🤍 Agronomy🌾 Ephesians 6 10:20
Robert Griffin III @RGIII
2.2M Followers 1K Following To God Be The Glory-@GGriffinIII❤️ #GirlDad 👧🏽👧🏽👧🏽👶🏽❤️Heisman-Pro Bowl QB-Subscribe to my YOUTUBE https://t.co/RtAWdjBoU2
CatGirl Kulak 😻�.. @FromKulak
58K Followers 1K Following Writes Anarchonomicon Documents the struggles😿 of CatGirls😻 past, present & future Extremely Peaceful❤️🔥 Hoppean Anarchist🐦⬛BPD Alpha-Widow
Brian @BrianMcGannon
5K Followers 904 Following The Wade Boggs of dinner rolls. True Son of Missouri. Subscribe to the Monday Morning Power Digest.
AGAVE_spirit @Agave_spirit_
1K Followers 227 Following Chaos Cowboy. Lifestyle brand. Orbital Side Launcher. 99% OC. My merch may be shit, but so are my posts. #GOOBGANG memerer
ib @Indian_Bronson
66K Followers 8K Following https://t.co/SN8lIlBeQu urbit: ~tiplen-tarryc, @indian_bronson vienna dot earth, telegram, discord, etc.
GavinMcInnes @XGavinMcInnes
82K Followers 268 Following OK, I'm going to try this again. Let's see how long I last. NUDES
Dan Bigham @DanBigham
957 Followers 613 Following I do my best to try and grow things for a living. KSU grad. And the days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, well, I have really good days.
happy if i have to file extensions on the entire coleman cooler conglomerate because you couldn’t bother with norm and you call back with a o my bad baby on 430 you fucking fired day norm
happy accountants finally shutting the fuck up about how busy they are day norm
thanks for followin mr bendher i tweet about cats corn cateblanchett in no particular order some call it a triple threat account norm
I love cold brew coffee (the cup I left in my truck from this morning)
Asking SWK guys about doing planter visits without telling them about the rain we actually got in NCK is a very delicate dance. And I have the grace of an elephant!
Trying some wet bale trit this year…mowing it today. Ran on….fall 💩 If we figure this out many edges of our fields alongside woods will be converted to some kind of spring forage to a summer forage like BMR…back to spring forage. We worked on the old 1000 gallon van dale…
Cooking is a wonderful hobby. It blends skill and aesthetic with nutrition and can amuse the cook and delight one’s guests or family. You are a lower form of life if you don’t have an appreciation. Also — you like to talk about war but you never fight in any of them. Why not?
Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking. Not war. Not conquest. No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette. Fucking nerd. Chefs are worms. OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮 Who cares. Hardly getting knocked out is it.
@braunfarm Ok. Never have had an oven taken apart like this so learning as I do.
@hjosh00 That looks like a temperature sensor. What I’m thinking should be directly touched by the flame when it’s burning
I will bend this hunk of shit pot metal to my will.
Twice a day I check the weather and twice a day I check to see if #88 has calved yet 😂
Glad we could invent a consumer heads up display tied to a globally interlinked supercomputer containing the sum total of human knowledge so that idiots could figure out whether something called a “CHEEZ-IT” is healthy to eat or not
What if 👓 made us more informed about what we consumed?
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