Conway Tweety @somewhitepunk
cincinnati, oh Joined September 2008-
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I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism.
“I’d like to know where the sun is right now”
does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything
Yeah I’m interested in Dune 2… Dune 2 others as I would have others do unto me
I made the news! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
"Y'know, Fozzie reminds me of this fella I've been talking to on Grindr!" "He's a bear?" "No - he can't host!"
When French people experience American-style restaurant service it causes them to spiral into existential anguish
Watching starship troopers and just noticed a huge blunder: at 30:54 when Shujumi interrupts Rico's video message to Carmen by baring his ass and spanking himself raw, his ass is still red from prior takes, despite not yet having been spanked within the continuity of the film
Just like we drew it up.
LMFAO 😂
COSTELLO: Who won Nevada? ABBOTT: None of These Candidates. COSTELLO: well which candidate got the most votes? ABBOTT: Haley COSTELLO: but she's a candidate. ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: so you mean she lost to none of these candidates? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: so she won! ABBOTT: No
SHEER. ANIMAL. CUNNING.
holy shit
Jim Harbaugh leaving campus
The Cleveland Browns paid $230M guaranteed to unburden the Texans of a toxic contract and as a thank you Houston beat them in the Playoff with an Ohio QB by 31.
“Billy this is Alabama center Seth McLaughlin. He is one of the best pass protectors in all of college football. His one flaw is he literally doesn’t know how to snap the football.”
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@somewhitepunk I was waiting for this comment… took you 4 minutes
@SenFettermanPA Here's some more dystopian stainless steel hell machines that produce catalysts for scifi apocalypse like pasteurized milk, coffee, beer and juice. Shiny steel machines are just so scary. Surely you have better information and arguments for your view than scary shiny machine? 😮💨
@SenFettermanPA this is the thing that makes beer... fucked up!!!!!
Okay, look at it like this - The Autopsy Of Jane Doe was the reason Quentin Tarantino told me he wanted to cast me in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood #TheLastDriveIn
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A little too on the nose for the Penix pick, IMO
every time I have to work it’s like wow… just like Franz Kafka…
We’re feeling it in the Land
Gene Smith envisions a future where athletes’ NIL rights include a direct share of revenue from universities and are managed in-house by athletic departments. 11w.rs/4aM2R82
@dragodimitrov It's a figure of speech..Kind of like when Christians say Jesus loves you..It means nothing but it's meant in a positive way
And I’m here for both! 😍🤩 #Swiftjamheimer
Taylor Swift & Pearl Jam dropping new music on the same day
@nathand_12 "Aye chuck, what were they calling him? Jon-Parlay"
I just want to go downstairs. 😒
how do we decorate this space?
there should be a lottery but instead of money you win Hand Jobs..... Oh wait that already exists and it is called "LIFE"
I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism.
Monopoly is a fairly well-designed game that everyone ruins with “house rules” – and then gets annoyed that the game doesn’t work / drags on. Key actual rules: • no free parking money • no double money on go • land on a property and don’t buy it? It gets auctioned
It's going to go on way too long and the ending will be really obvious an hour out theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…
@bartsimsonreal It’s just house of leaves but he says shit like “uhhh… he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
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