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So long and thanks for the theme tune.
This is a good question. It's like the Italian National Korg M1 broke in 1992 and no one could agree who was going to get it fixed.
This is a good question. It's like the Italian National Korg M1 broke in 1992 and no one could agree who was going to get it fixed.
Scientists might claim the hottest place in existence is the centre of the sun or the middle of a nuclear reactor but they’re wrong. It’s actually the waiting room on platform 2 at Bath Spa station. Just had to step over a melted old man.
If you've heard today's new Smith and Sniff podcast you'll know that @gregjames and I challenged @Carpervert to prove his claimed press-up skills during the recording. Here's the video evidence.
Generally @Carpervert and I don't have guests on Smith and Sniff but last night @gregjames followed us back to our Goodwood hotel so we let him join us for talking some wine-sodden drivel. Hear the full podcast tomorrow (or this evening if you're a Patron).
Not content with making stupid music for the end of Smith and Sniff, I've contributed an idiotic track to the new episode of my old stamping ground, Gareth Jones on Speed. Listen below.
Not content with making stupid music for the end of Smith and Sniff, I've contributed an idiotic track to the new episode of my old stamping ground, Gareth Jones on Speed. Listen below.
There are many excellent car podcasts out there (and some rubbish ones too). But only Smith and Sniff casually invents a new genre of music on a Monday morning. Listen to @Carpervert and me going on about stuff here… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/smi…
Pet Shop Boys' new single sounds like Neil & Chris do late '80s Madonna. And that's not a criticism. youtu.be/SNNvblOvu1g?si…
Also works on Tuesdays.
30 minutes to steal my Range Rover… collectingcars.com/for-sale/2010-…
Jesus had a Honda, whereas in just three hours’ time you could own a supercharged Range Rover. collectingcars.com/for-sale/2010-…
Chocolate eggs and mechanical forced induction.
Chocolate eggs and mechanical forced induction.
Wishing a happy remembrance of how to adjust the oven clock to all those who observe.
Jonny Smith @Carpervert
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@jetlbomb Because they are even worse at physics than Elon Musk (which is a low bar!).
Why does the anti-EV brigade have such a boner for hydrogen cars?
Crivens!
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@neilcrud66 @sniffpetrol Actually, I suggested to Chris from the band the other week that I join them to sing Comfortably Numb yn Gymraeg at their next gig.
Something I bought off-of eBay arrived in this envelope, and all I can think of is @Carpervert in his Insight and @sniffpetrol in his 24-Tesla🤣
@Carpervert @sniffpetrol If only you'd turned on the air con 😉
@sniffpetrol I think you’re wrong. It’s actually the centre of a McDonald’s Apple Pie that’s the hottest thing to ever exist.
@sniffpetrol @Carpervert @gregjames Great to see you guys yesterday! Hope Scandinavia got talked about (for being sexy)
@Carpervert @gregjames @sniffpetrol Richard looks like he’s reached that level of drunkenness when even changing facial expression requires too much brain power.
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@sniffpetrol @A1GOY @ScottMBrownlee EXACTLY. I have come to hate the word 'woke' now, not for what it represents (I'm on side with it) but because it's only ever used as a pejorative by red-faced old men who are upset because it's no longer considered acceptable for them to use racial slurs.
Just fabulous to have me auld ally and his bonkers level creativity back on the podcast. #onspeed
Not content with making stupid music for the end of Smith and Sniff, I've contributed an idiotic track to the new episode of my old stamping ground, Gareth Jones on Speed. Listen below.
@sniffpetrol I got so excited I scrolled though to listen to it first - have to catch up on the actual pod tomorrow!
Outstanding.
Gyles Brandreth was wanging on about ‘woke’ and Ashley James’ magnificent response should be available on prescription thepoke.com/2024/04/11/gyl…
@sniffpetrol @A1GOY @ScottMBrownlee It should be so fundamentally simple. Be kind, have empathy and compassion. If that’s beyond you, take a view of benign indifference.
@ScottMBrownlee I think it’s just about being nice to everyone. But hey ho. Each to their own.